字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 >> SO THIS IS HARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA. THE DEMONSTRATORS THERE APPEARING TO FLAUNT SOCIAL DISTANCING GUIDELINES WHILE DEMANDING THE ECONOMY REOPEN. >> THEY'VE TAKEN SOMETHING AND BLOWN IT SO FAR OUT OF PROPORTION THAT IT'S DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY. >> WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL ME I CAN'T GET A HAIRCUT, I CAN'T GO HERE, I CAN'T GO THERE? >> LISTEN UP. THE THREAT OF THESE GENETICALLY MODIFIED SHARKS IS WAY OVERBLOWN. AND THIS RULE TELLING US TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER IS IMPEDING ON MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO GET A HAIRCUT! LET'S REOPEN THE WATER, ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, WE'RE ALL GONNA BE GOOD! ( SCREAMING ) >> IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."