THE DEMONSTRATORS THERE APPEARING TO FLAUNT SOCIAL

DISTANCING GUIDELINES WHILE DEMANDING THE ECONOMY REOPEN.

>> THEY'VE TAKEN SOMETHING AND BLOWN IT SO FAR OUT OF

PROPORTION THAT IT'S DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY.

>> WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL ME I CAN'T GET A HAIRCUT, I CAN'T

GO HERE, I CAN'T GO THERE?

>> LISTEN UP.

THE THREAT OF THESE GENETICALLY MODIFIED SHARKS IS WAY

OVERBLOWN.

AND THIS RULE TELLING US TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER IS IMPEDING

ON MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO GET A HAIRCUT!

LET'S REOPEN THE WATER, ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, WE'RE

ALL GONNA BE GOOD! ( SCREAMING )

>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."