Amanda Waller: Before she ran off and joined the circus.

She was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel

Amanda Waller: Psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum

She was assigned to the clown himself

Joker: Guru Quinzel!

Joker: And I live for these moments with you.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yeah

Joker: What have you got?

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Got your kitty!

Joker: So thoughtful

Amanda Waller: She thought she was curing him, but

She was falling in love

Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor?

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah

Joker: I need a machine gun

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: A Machine Gun?

Amanda Waller: Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong!

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Get off me!

Joker: What do we have here?

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I did everything you said, I helped you

Joker: Ah..

Joker: You...helped me..

...by erasing my mind?...

..what few..

..faded memories I had!

Joker: Oh...

Joker: You left me in a black hole

of rage and confusion

Joker: That the medicine you practice?

Dr. Quinzel?

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do?

You gonna kill me, Mr. J?

Joker: Huh?

Joker: Oh...I'm not Gonna kill ya

Joker: I'm just gonna hurt ya...

...Really...

...Really...

...Bad!

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so?

Well, I can take it

Joker: I wouldn't want you to break those

Perfect, Porcelain cap teeth,

when the juice...

...hits your brain

Amanda Waller: They became the king and queen of Gotham City,

and God help anyone who disrespected the Queen

Monster T: We finally meet

Joker's Man: Nah, he don't shake hands

Sit down.

Have a drink.

Monster T: Hey J,

on behalf of everybody

Welcome back

I wanted to come by and personally say thank you.

Monster T: Making me good money, making you good money.

Joker: Are you sweet-talking me?

Joker: Ha Ha Ha

Joker: I love this guy

He's so...intense!

Monster T: You're lucky man...

...got a bad bitch

Joker: Oh, that she is

Joker: The fire in my loins..

...The itch in my crotch

Joker: Ooh...The only infamous...

...Harley Quinn!

Joker: (Whistles to Harley)

Joker: Oh...come to Daddy!

Harley Quinn: Puddin'

Joker: Listen,

You...are my gift..

..to this handsome hunka hunka!

Joker: You...

Belong to him now

Harley Quinn: Well...

Harley Quinn: (giggles)

Monster T: (Nervous laugh)

Harley Quinn: You look cute

You want me?

...I'm all yours

Joker: (Breathes heavily)

Monster T: I don't want no beef

Joker: You don't want no beef?

Joker: You don't want no beef? Harley Quinn: Why, what's wrong?

Joker: You don't want no beef? Harley Quinn: You don't like me?

Harley Quinn: Fine. Don't waste my time then.

Monster T: This's your lady

Joker: Look,

are you enjoying yourself?

Monster T: No

Monster T: That's your lady, Joker

Joker: That's right

Monster T: Yo J!