HI!!!!

嗨

And I thought I'd show her around with my favorite areas in Osaka, Nipponbashi.

我今天要帶她到大阪我最喜歡的地方之一《日本橋》

First we checked out Kuromon Ichiba,

我們第一個地方會去《黑門市場》

which is a giant street food market filled with a lot of interesting Japanese food.

在黑門市場可以找到很多有趣的日本美食

Yay! He paid.

耶！他要請我吃

My Sugar Daddy.

我的乾爹

Cheers.

乾杯

It's like super sweet. I'm gonna steal another one.

好甜喔！我要再吃一個

Juicy!

好多汁！

How do I eat this?

我要怎麼吃這個啊？

From the head! Lick it like a lollipop.

從頭吃！像舔棒棒糖一樣

Can you eat it with a more attractive face?

你可以不要吃得那麼醜嗎？

It looks like your teeth.

看起來好像你的牙齒喔

So me and Angela then went to this awesome fish place that had some of the best

後來我和Angela去吃一家生魚片

tuna I've ever had in my life. It was amazing.

是我此生吃過最好吃的鮪魚

Oh my God

我的天啊

I suck at chopsticks...

我不太會用筷子

Really?

真的假的?

I love that the white boy from Kansas can use chopsticks better than

你有聽過一個來自美國的白人比一個亞洲女孩

the little Asian girl over here.

還會用筷子的嗎?

There you go! You got it now!

你找到訣竅了！

Did you fit the whole thing in your mouth?

你一口吃嗎？

Come on you can do it.

對啊你也可以

It melts in your mouth.

直接融化在嘴巴裡

So after we got done at the market we decided to head to Jungle which reminded me a lot of my dad's comic book shop back home.

去玩黑門市場後我們去了Jungle

Two million yen? How much is that$200k? WOOOOO!

一家讓我想起我爸的漫畫書的店

Hey, oh, I knew you were gonna go there. Oh you already... Yeah, I already started filming.

兩百萬元日幣？所以大概是多少美金？

This is a very popular....

二十萬？

popular

二十萬？哇！

Vampirella Vampirella

我就知道你會來看這個！我早就在這等著拍你了

My dad knew this stuff.

這是一個非常有名的

My dad was also a giant nerd

有名的．．．

if you're watching this dad, sorry.

吸血姬漫畫

Normal young women artists make all of the jewelry and items you see in our store.

我爸也知道這個

We have about 70 artists in total.

我爸也是一個宅男

Different artists with different tastes make truly original accessories.

爸如果你在看這個，對不起

This item is really popular.

店裡的飾品和東西都是年輕女生手做的

Actually, I'm wearing some now.

這些商品大概是將近70位設計師的作品

Cute!

不同的設計師都有不同的風格

It's like a little girl whispering in your ear.

像這個就很受到歡迎

It's like whispering in her ear.

我現在就有戴

We couldn't come to this "Otaku Paradise

好可愛喔！

without checking out at least one maid cafe.

看起來很像有一個小女生在你耳朵旁邊說話

But what I was really surprised about was how chilled and laid back it was.

看起來好像在說悄悄話

Even if you don't if you're not into like anime, this is pretty cool, right?

既然我們在這個御宅族聖地

A giant it's a giant uh look one of these guy's hands.

我們一定要去女僕咖啡廳啊！

Pound it, bro

我還滿意外結果女僕咖啡廳真的是滿令人放鬆的一個地方

Don't like really hit it jesus gonna break it.

即使你不是動漫迷，不覺得還是很酷嗎？

The Gundam in Odaiba has been moved already, and they're going to make it this one, so it's like a more revamp cooler version

這是牆壁上這個機器人的手

I guess oh hey o!

兄弟(擊拳)

I'm breaking stuffff...

不用那麼用力啦等一下壞掉

So while the character museum had a lot of gundam and action figures.. Your typical nerd stuff.

御台場的鋼彈已經拆掉了，不過聽說他們要新蓋的是這個版本

Super kids land was more focused on any kind of nerd having a good time

我猜是更酷的版本

It's back there. Watch this. It's coming through the tunnel.

我在幹麻

*train noises*

這家店有很多鋼彈和動畫角色

That's crazy, and they have little sakura trees little Japanese style houses

Super Kids Land則是比較多玩樂的東西

[oh], they have a proper station in the back too

要來了！火車會經過這個隧道

This is great for like a souvenir. Yeah, yeah, I like this right here. I

非常精緻！有迷你的櫻花樹和小房子

I think this is Osaka Castle.

後面還有火車站耶

Woody Joe?

這個當紀念品很有紀念價值

I like the pagoda.

這個是大阪城

That's tight.

Woody Joe？

I think this would be so nice.

我喜歡這個塔

I would love this as a souvenir.

這個好酷

Not this one. This one is two big.

這很不錯耶

Angela... Got them brand names.

如果我收到這個紀念品，我會很開心

Are you in the brand name goods?

但不是這個，這個太大了！

Not really.

Angela介紹一下名牌

Not your cup of tea?

妳懂名牌嗎？

I'd rather use that money!

不是很懂

That's actually really cheap for Armani.

不是女生都喜歡嗎？

And go somewhere nice

我寧願用這筆錢一萬元日幣

Go to a nice Japanese-style hotel.

Armani 這樣真的滿便宜的耶

Go to a nice Kaiseki restaurant.

我會拿這筆錢出去玩

What is that!?

住在很不錯的飯店

This is a futon cleaner.

吃一頓高檔的料理

Really?

這是什麼啊？

it's literally just for cleaning futon

這是吸床墊的

To get all the dust mites?

真的？

Bedbugs?

就只是為了吸床墊嗎？

If you have bed bugs you have other problems.

對！為了清理床上的．．．小蟲？

You know how Japanese houses are really small.

塵璊？ 對！塵璊

So you use these like futon cleaners to clean the bed so you don't have to always like put it on your balcony and like

如果你床上有塵璊，其他地方一定也不乾淨

use that thing to wack it.

你也知道日本的房子普遍都不大

You can clean it inside.

所以你就可以用這個吸床

and it's got the Uv light which kills the bed bugs.

不用把整張床拿到陽台清理

Oh, I did not know any of that

你就可以在房內清理

Yeah

這台裡面有一種光可以殺死塵璊

This would be so cute to have in your...

原來如此！我都不知道有這個東西

So your focus on the cuteness

就是這樣

I'm focused on the fact that I'm gonna take my these home if I ever go back to the States.

這裝在家裡也太可愛了吧

Can you link it to the toilet?

所以你只看它可不可愛

Connected yeah, that's what the actual toilets toilets aren't that advanced

我看著這些我只想著我要怎麼把它們帶回家如果我要回美國的話

what makes it advances this thing

這些按鈕是什麼連結馬桶的嗎

It's just the toilet. People always think the toilets are really advanced. It's like nah!

對啊！馬桶本來沒有這些功能

It's literally just the attachment that you put on top of it

有了這個馬桶蓋才有這些功能

Can it fit the size of your toilet?

人們總是誤以為日本的馬桶很先進

Yeah, obviously most toilets are pretty standard size unless I mean America. There's some big asses in America

其實是放在上面的馬桶蓋

Like yours?

但是馬桶的尺寸不會差很多嗎？

Wait a minute!

日本的馬桶大小好像都差不多，不像美國因為美國有很多大屁股！

What was that [Angela]?! What was that?!

比如你的嗎？

Shots fired!

等一下！

Joshin's [Den] [Den] land is a one-stop shop of all types of souvenirs

Angela妳看到什麼？

They have brand-name goods, electronics and the thing I'm looking most forward to when I leave the country a futuristic toilet seat cover

拍立得！

We took the Osaka Wonder loop which is awesome

Joshin's Den Den Land是一家非常好逛的大樓

Basically all you can ride train and bus service that was about 3000 yen for two days

這裡有名牌包、家電還有我離開美國的時候會想帶回去的免治馬桶蓋

And we basically were able to travel from Nipponbashi to all the other major

這裡離機場也很近，非常方便！

sightseeing places around Osaka

這個是大阪Ｗonder Loop

So thank you so much for letting us come [out] here and film a big. Thanks to Angela as well from internationally me [channel]

兩天只要日幣3,000円就可以搭火車和巴士

can you just like model up real quick?

我們從日本橋出發

Someone just saw you?!

大阪主要觀光景點都可以到達

Come on. You don't need to be embarrassed

我要謝謝所有今天我們去拍攝的店家，也謝謝Angela今天和我們一起玩！