I am broadcasting, as always these days from my home in Los Angeles.

Hope you had a decent weekend.

Yesterday was Easter.

I don't know who among you celebrate Easter.

I know a bunch of you do.

I was raised very catholic.

So, uh, yes, yes.

Easter is a big deal for me.

Yesterday I celebrated the resurrection of Jesus, and I also celebrated the fact that I didn't have to go to Mass.

Yeah, yeah.

Finally, Gettinto, see what it's like to be Episcopalian.

You know, no one's ever said a Pyszka Pilyeon quite like that, and no one ever will again.

It's just too stupid.

What else is going on?

Yesterday I got a big shock.

Yesterday.

I found out that my darling daughter no longer believes in the Easter Bunny.

Yeah, Yeah, I read it in an e mail from one of her professors.

She's 48.

Look, I think the's are top quality top quality Easter jokes, and I don't want to hear any complaints from any of you, OK?

And how you gonna get to me anyway?