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  • let's make some goddamn spaghetti that's right my name is PewDiePie and I'm on a

    一起來做些該死的意大利麵

  • mission to make spaghetti in a cooking simulator I have not played this game

    沒錯 我叫 PewDiePie

  • before so I don't even know if it's possible that's how committed I am to

    我的任務就是 用料理模擬器煮義大利麵

  • this spaghetti making spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know

    我還沒玩過這款遊戲

  • how to cook how does it work oh it's a blender okay all right

    所以我也不知道會不會成功

  • spaghetti is one of those few things that I actually know how to cook the lie

    聽起來就整個「很會煮義大利麵」

  • detector determined that was a lot now the first thing you need to do for a

    義大利麵就是那幾種 「我真的會煮的」料理之一

  • successful spaghetti is chop the onion so let's grab them okay let's see how

    這怎麼用阿

  • you do this okay chop I like onion I don't like the

    喔 原來是個攪拌器 OK 酷喔

  • consistencies I always chop them very finely which is what we're gonna do here

    義大利麵就是那種 「我真的會煮的」料理之一

  • okay well that's good enough hey maybe I can use the blender you think I wanted

    **根據測謊機的判斷,他在說謊!!!**

  • that work move vertically okay okay okay drop what's happening do that yeah all

    首先呢 要做一道成功的義大利麵

  • right that doesn't work all right so we have our onion that one is breaking it

    就是切洋蔥

  • down for some reason oh we can put it in the food processor put it in gently

    所以就來切吧

  • gently put it in gently thank you

    好喔 一起看看要怎麼切

  • now now they will be chopped

    我切

  • cool they all disappeared are you kidding me

    我喜歡我的洋蔥切的不這麼一致

  • alright let's just chop it right here I'm sick of this I just realize now I

    我切都順手切切就給他過去

  • have to pick them all up individually I'm a goddamn idiot

    我們在..這...也要...這麼...做

  • I need a cutting board unless I can just scoop them over can I do that can i

    好了 剛剛那樣就可以了 也許我可以用攪拌器

  • scoop no the answer is no for the god addict for the hundredth time let's make

    不曉得有沒有用

  • some onion on this onion cutting you're actually not supposed to use a wooden

    直直戳下去

  • board for cutting onion guess that it might be a might be it sucks it up okay

    好好好好

  • and you don't want onion sucked up in your day shit I'm gonna get a plastic

    放開

  • board for this game sucks so this will do all right I think we've done it next

    花生什麼事

  • we grab a pan everyone laughs we put it down we turn on the heat let's not

    是怎樣

  • forget the oil avocado water sunflower red honey when oil

    好喔 根本沒用

  • I need cooking oil there it is Oliver okay perfect open bottle let's pour that

    我們現在有一些洋蔥

  • baby or that baby in the bottle there it is put you down there excellent

    有一個還給我在那跳舞 不知道是想怎樣

  • well let's get those motherfuckin onions cool that makes sense

    喔!我們可以放到食物處理器裡欸

  • why the fuck is there a shelf there are you kidding me

    輕輕地給他放下去

  • it's fine god damn it oh my god let's put you down all right cool

    輕輕地

  • we're making spaghetti there it is that's the sound that's the sound I need

    把它輕輕地 放進去

  • a spatula blowtorch

    感恩

  • so we have our spatula make sure they don't get burned let's get the onion and

    現在

  • we're cooking it wrong there you go can we chop it in the pan

    現在就能攪碎了

  • because I would save me a lot of time we are cooking the knife everyone there it

    好啊 都給我搞消失

  • is there it is where did they go onions just don't disappear there you go just a

    你在開玩笑嗎!?

  • little bit god dammit I'm doing I'm doing it all

    好ㄛ 乾脆在這裡切一切算了

  • wrong I forgot you okay I need a I need a deeper Bowl I need a deep bowl can I

    我受夠了

  • get a deep Bowl day a small pot this is the small pot apparently according to

    我剛剛才發現

  • this game everyone this is how you do I forgot you don't tell you that you could

    現在我還要一個一個拿起來

  • yeah and I would yeah yeah yeah okay and then

    我真是天殺的87

  • yeah yeah yeah he's for it yeah let's get the onion it's with the onion let's

    我需要一塊沾版

  • get the onion let's get them all right well one two of them made it two of them

    除非我可以全部刮在一塊兒

  • made it that's a win can I change the temperature there's one setting all

    我可以這樣弄嗎

  • right next up and grab the mints cool there's no mints

    挖得起來嗎

  • there's hamburger meat so I guess we're doing that I guess through you at three

    不行

  • will do now we want to cook that with a lid for about are you kidding me

    答案是不行

  • oh it's too hot I can't touch it where's the rest stick an onion I'll

    拎老師勒!!!

  • just grab the fun and you guys oh you see it getting

    都做幾百次了 讓我們來切洋蔥吧

  • cooked okay okay game we needed tomato sauce

    在這個就是拿來切洋蔥的..

  • tomato sauce tomato salsa tomato sauce tomato sauce where are you

    實際上你不應該用木頭沾版

  • liquid they don't have tomato sauce but they have a ketchup so that's what we're

    來切洋蔥

  • going fit mmm ketchup in the spaghetti luxury there you go

    因為它可能會 ... 會搞砸好嗎

  • I guess we need a lot of it colonic I poured the whole bottle of hemorrhoids

    你不希望你洋蔥爛掉 跟你的人生一樣

  • alright that's starting to look good maybe we add some spices or oregano

    你會拿一個塑膠沾版 但這遊戲...

  • there you go I'm staying true to the recipe let's not

    爛到爆!

  • forget salt this spaghetti is gonna be the bone pop up here spaghetti and then

    所以我們該這麼做

  • some pepper all right now while that is cooking on low temperature we're gonna

    爽啦

  • add some water

    我覺得夠了

  • all right let's put that on the stove until it

    接下來我們拿一個平底鍋

  • boils

    然後哇啦

  • and let's not forget to salt the water I'm getting good at this you want to let

    我們放在爐子上

  • that simmer a bit and let's make sure the water boils meanwhile let's get some

    把火轉開

  • pasta okay they don't have spaghetti but they have penne pasta penne

    別忘了放油

  • is it boiling yet is it even on its on why is it not boiling all right the legs

    酪梨

  • all right we didn't hit a stick god damn it

  • try that again this is basically yeah it looks like we need more water I'll show

    向日葵

  • that cover cool kind of place do we you okay the pen is boiling this is going

    紅酒

  • great looking really good maybe try and stir it a little bit make

    蜂蜜

  • sure the pasta isn't goddammit don't do that whoa

  • why is it spatula oh my god there's one onion in there it's fine let's just cook

    油!!! 我需要煮菜用的油!!!

  • it in red wine then chop the mince maybe

    找到了 橄欖油 水啦

  • wow you can cut it so nicely amazing this is going to be the best goddamn uh

    罐子打開

  • spaghetti in the planet there you go how's the pennant overboiled got it

    把油倒出來

  • Thanks we need a what is it called

    把油倒進去

  • the water dispenser utensil cool they don't have it I guess a fryer basket

    整罐倒

  • would do it Oh qalander that's what full calendar I

    安捏做就對了

  • got it I got it I got it done all right this is a very crucial moment we need to

    洋蔥丟進去

  • get the pasta in the colander I don't see how I can mess this up yeah

    水喔

  • get in there my sweet savory children okay

    讓我們煮這些他X的洋蔥

  • now let's put the thing in the thing oh yeah oh yeah we're making art here hey

    可以嗎?

  • hey get out of my face turn off you're annoying me so much

    了蓋嗎?

  • you're wasting water oh I was using the hot water alright how's my pasta sauce

    為什麼那裡有個該死的架子

  • looking good it's that a banana for no reason

    你開玩笑嗎

  • can you just cook banana alright that will be our dessert a chocolate that's

    沒事兒

  • what came out I poured a whole liter of spaghetti sauce that's what came out

    林老師卡賀勒

  • I wanted coordinate stop and there you have it everyone

    我的天啊

  • Bon Appetit there's flank spaghetti now let's see how this banana mails anything

    先放下來

  • well shoot what can we add to this to make it more delicious add some

  • chocolate now that's a nice banana that's a good

    煮義大利麵

  • banana what if we chop it into Michael are you telling me I can't put my banana

    安捏丟對了嘛!

  • in my microwave maybe I need to put it on a plate

    這聲音就對了嘛!

  • all we missed all of it there's my banana microwave that

    我需要鏟子

  • are you kidding me I crouched hurry up my bananas dying oh god I don't trust

    我們現在有鍋鏟

  • you but I have no choice

    要小心不能弄到燒焦

  • oh my god it works seemingly asleep there you go

    我現在很北宋

  • in you go there you go close close let's microwave

    真的很北宋

  • some people say you should microwave metal oh my god I can't open the door

    來拿林老師的洋蔥

  • are you kidding me spatula please there we go how's my

    我們煮的方法錯了

  • Burnett it's too hot god damn off perfect what is this game

    安捏家丟

  • oh my god it's stuck

    我們可以在鍋子上切嗎

  • banana come back banana place had some of their cool stuff like the cool

    這樣可以節省很多時間

  • equipments like what can you do you can blow torch you should probably be

    結果現在我們在煮刀子

  • careful with this oh god damn it that's bad is that bad

    終於

  • go bucket oh god it's spreading God Emma are you kidding me

    終於阿

  • let's get the gasses away from me oh no not my food ah okay it's fine just need

    是跑去哪裡哄!!!!

  • to grab Dave oh god

    洋蔥不會自己搞消失這一招好嗎

  • Oh God now like this spaghetti you were like a brother to me spaghetti you were

    可以喔 再加一點

  • like a goddamn from ah god damn it there's not even a piece let cool well

    三小啦 我根本就做不對阿

  • that was a cooking simulator I think it went pretty well that was my spaghetti

    我忘記弄那個

  • can't try it I don't know if it was good or not but I think I'm gonna end that

    沒事 我需要一個

  • episode there so thank you guys for watching smash like subscribe and let me

    我需要一個比較深的鍋子

  • know if you follow this recipe and how you did thank you

    比較深的鍋子

  • nailed it what you never played super simulator you know it's fun right I'm

    可以給我一個深鍋子嗎

  • not supposed to give my opinion but give it a try and then you can tell me if

    小鍋鍋 很明顯的這叫小鍋鍋

  • it's good or not not convinced yet okay I'll cut you a deal

    至少這遊戲是安捏共A

  • the game is available for free and that's a great price

    我們要這樣做才對 我之前忘了

let's make some goddamn spaghetti that's right my name is PewDiePie and I'm on a

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