You just celebrated a birthday in quarantine.

Eso me what it's like.

What can I expect?

My birthday, Waas.

Actually lovely.

My wife did a really wonderful thing for me.

I woke up in the so birth like this is right kind of around the beginning of all this.

Right?

So we know people work knowing what she had planned something and what on?

So we were doing way.

We woke up in the morning and l goes, l she leans over and she goes, Hey, I just want to show you something.

I was like, Oh, great.

Yeah.

So she gets her iPad she and she turns on her iPad.

And there's a video from my father in law and my father.

Look, my father in law is a TSA agent.

Really?

His name is Paul.

Since Paul Polisi.

He's 78 years old.

Woe is way.

Think we're not sure, but we're pretty sure he's the oldest TSA agent in America.

I would guess seven TSA.

So my father loved makes this video for me.

And it's a skill that she wrote a sketch with him and his wife.

It was it was adorable, wrote this sketch.

He's the guy going through security.

His wife, Nancy, is She's wearing a sweet little hat like I think it's a homeland Security.

But you know what?

We'll give them any forever.

And so they're doing the sketch and she's grabbing.

She's grabbing things out of a suitcase, and she's like, Sarah, may I search your bag?

And my father lost doing, You know, you're kind of a requisite airport security jokes that was in my bag.

I just picked it up on the side of the road, okay?

And so she's taking water bottles out of the bag.

Each water bottle is completely full.

And she goes, This is okay, It's It's okay, right?

This is okay, you know?

And she does five So threes and five.

So they're learning common pipes and and then and then she pulls out a machete because this is okay.

She pulls out a handgun, it goes, This is definitely okay.

They live in Florida.

It's a pretty decent sketch.

That's right.

And he's protest that he's protesting.

And then she pulls out a piece of paper of the beast.

Lord says, Happy birthday cake.

And she goes now.

This is not okay, so make sure it doesn't happen again next year.

And then Right.

Very good.

Blow a good button.

You know what I wrote?

Sketches.

You know, for years you wrote sketches.

For years, I could never come up with an ending.

They these two amateurs came up with an ending.

Jealous, a green with envy.

But they came up with an ending and on scene.

So on your birthday, did you hear from anybody else?

Besides, and here is the good thing.

The great thing about my birthdays.

Right after my father in law, I watched a message from my mother in law.

Then I watched a message from my 83 year old aunt that I watched message from cousins.

And then and then all of a sudden, there were more messages that were starting to come from friends.

And then I'm going What?

What is going on here?

So my wife had collected 75 birthday greetings from the 75.

Have fun.

So we sat in front of the iPad for hour and 10 minutes and watch all these wonderful A coup, for example.

So like like like Dave Matthews Drew Brees.

Uh, Michael Strahan.

Send a message.

Kimmel sent one.

Did he?

Kimmel did.

Cindy, do you have to tell you that those a Kimmel birthday greeting comes standard with any iPhone or flip phone?

It's you flip phone.

Yeah, understand, son One.

Yeah.

And if you get a pager that they're on a pager Thio, turn it upside down.

All those air.

How he makes money.

The guy's a genius.

That's fantastic.

You know, I wish you had reached out to me.

No one reached out to me.

Oh, well, you know, the thing is, the thing is, I don't I don't have the full number.

Oh, right.

You know why?

Because you're never gonna have my own E o.