Connor, have you ever been mad at Bob Dylan?

Cause I'm furious at Bob.

I'm furious at Bob Dylan, right?

Why?

Because you know he did that 17 minute JFK song in response the Corona virus.

Well, I thought it would be a perfectly lovely thing to do a song parody of subterranean homesick Blues.

Yeah, and and more.

My head writers wrote a really funny parody of it, and they have said Dylan stated, No one turn certain terms.

You may not do that neutron bomb of a lawsuit, and I just don't think that's nice.

How old is that song?

He's gotten all the juice.

He's gonna get out of that old stone.

Come on, let the rest of us have a crack at it.

I have one Bob Dylan story, which is a bunch of years ago.

I went to my Bob Dylan concert, and it was before the show, and my good friend and guitarist, Jimmy Vivino said, You want to meet Bob and I said, Ah, I'm not ready to meet Bob And he went, Let's go and I got shoved into a room and suddenly people parted and I was face to face with Bob Dylan.

And it was when he had that little moustache.

Sure.

A little like a villain.

And he looked at me and I said, Oh, uh, hello, Mr Dillon.

And he went, I know you from the TV.

And just then I was whisked out of the room and that was my only contact with Bob Dylan.

I know you from the TV.

He said it just like that.

That sounds like the beginning of a pretty good song.

Actually, it should be one of his songs.

What are you doing now?

I just want to give you a taste of what America will never hear.

Yeah.

Okay.

We're all in the basement wishing for some medicine.

I'm isolating.

Recommended by the government.

The man in the cheap gloves grubhub day job says he got a bad cough.

Wants to get a test swab.

Come on.

I understand that song parodies lowest form of human entertainment, but that's damn fine.

Listen to the end here.

I don't want a virus sales.

You better pure l The trump don't work because the foul she makes him grouchy.

Come on, Bob.

So you're using could heal a nation.

No, no.

You'd have a lot of young people who didn't know what you were talking about.

It's gotta be a cardi b song you've got.

I wouldn't I'm on CBS Conan It's gotta be due a leap, You know, You gotta bring it up.

You can't be saying Hey, kids, it's time I took down Bob Dylan.

That's why I'm not taking him down.

I'm celebrating Bob Dylan.

Okay?

Yeah.

Why you yelling at me?

I know you're a long way.

I'm angry.

I'm angry at Bob Dylan.

I'm sorry.

You've got a guitar over your shoulder and I don't know, I just I'm not being fair.

Eddie, when I apologized, Conan, Are you crying now?

You look like you're crying.