You have a hip flask that I can't see.

I don't but I do actually have a bottle of gin in my desk.

Wow, Is that a bad sign?

That's a that that it's not that you have it.

It's that you're hiding it.

Steven.

That's the real problem, you know?

And I've got something equally cool and sexy, which is I have this little bobblehead Abraham flicking kin, which, actually, if you pop the top, it's rum.

That's a picture of my dad right there.

When he was, he was in the Army.

Hey was a captain.

This is his dog tags right there That he was Also he was an immunologist at the National Institutes of Health.

Actually, he was associate director of the N i H for Alison Infectious disease.

He was basically a Anthony Fauci.

This is my father's father and his wife.

My grandmother.

And, um, yeah, just Lasses.

We're losing viewers.

No, no, you're shedding viewers like crazy right now.

Let me tell you story about this desk.

Let me tell you about this desk right here.

I can't wait.

This desk belonged to Ah, uh, Lieutenant Stoney back in the 18 sixties, and it doesn't matter what side he fought for a long time ago.

Let's not get bogged down in it.

Okay?

This is this is my wife's family.

You're not really I'm not throwing anybody under the bus.

Here.

Let me guess you quick question.

Does she call it the Civil War?

Or I bet she calls it the War of Northern Aggression.

We just don't talk about it, Connor, we don't touch.

Are you starting to think the way I'm thinking?

Which is Yes, I love my studio.

I love having an audience, but I'm telling you, there are people on the network level that are watching these shows and saying, Hey, wait a minute.

That looks really, uh why don't we need all that other stuff?

Who needs an Ed Sullivan theater when you've got the stony desk?

Some books behind you, don't you think?

Solve it.

The Ed Sullivan Chipotle sounds pretty good.

Little revenue.

Right there.