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NOW A LOT HAS BEEN GOING ON IN THE NEWS.
LET'S JUMP RIGHT INTO IT.
THE DEMOCRATS HELD ANOTHER BIG PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE LAST NIGHT,
BUT TRUTHFULLY THE MOST INTERESTING PART HAPPENED
IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS BETWEEN BERNIE SANDERS AN ELIZABETH
WARREN.
YOU HAVE PROBABLY SEEN THE CLIP OF HER REFUSING TO SHAK HIS
HAND.
WELL NOW THE AUDIO HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED.
TAKE A LOOK.
>> I THINK YOU CALLED ME A LIAR ON NATIONAL TV.
>> WHAT?
>> I THINK YOU CALLED ME A LIAR ON NATIONAL TV.
>> LET'S NOT DO IT RIGHT NOW, YOU WANT TO HAVE THAT
DISCUSSION, WE'LL HAVE THAT.
>> ANY TIME.
>> YOU CALLED ME-- YOU CALLED ME-- OKAY, LET'S NOT DO IT RIGHT
NOW.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: I MEAN FOR SOCIALISTS THEY'RE NOT VERY
SOCIAL.
(LAUGHTER) WARREN ACCUSES SANDERS OF
CALLING HER A LIAR.
THEN HE SAYS SHE CALLED HIM A LIAR.
LOOK, THERE IS A VERY EASY WAY TO SETTLE THIS.
YOUR POLITICIANS YOU'RE BOTH LIARS.
(APPLAUSE) SANDERS RESPONDED BY SAYING
LET'S NOT DO THIS NOW.
HE'S LIKE IT IS SIX HOURS PAST MY BED TIME.
LET'S GO HOME.
GET SOME SLEEP.
WE'LL CALL EACH OTHER LIARS IN THE MORNING.
SO HERE IS MY FAVORITE PART OF THAT WHOLE ARGUMENT.
FELLOW CANDIDATE TOM STEYER JUST WANTED TO SHAKE HANDS AFTER THE
DEBATE ANDAS JUST LEFT AWKWARDLY STANDING THERE.
>> LET'S NOT DO IT RIGHT NOW, YOU WANT TO HAVE THAT
DISCUSSION.
>> ANY TIME.
>> YOU TOLD ME, YOU CALLED ME-- LET'S NOT DO IT RIGHT NOW.
>> I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS, I JUST WANT TO
SAY HI, BERNIE.
>> YEAH, GOOD, OKAY.
>> James: WAY YEAH, GOOD, TALK ABOUT FEELING THE BURN.
TWO OF THE DEMOCRATIC FRONTRUNNERS WERE CAUGHT
BICKERING ON A HOT MIC AND YET SHOW I'M MOST EMBARRASSED FOR
TOM STEYER.
LIKE READ THE ROOM, MAN.
LIKE HIS TIMING COULDN'T HAVE BEEN WORST.
LIKE THAT WAITER WHO COMES TO THE TABLE RIGHT WHEN A COUPLE IS
BREAKING UP.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
YOU LOVE BIRDS SAVE ANY ROOM FOR DESSERT?
I'M GOING TO GET THE CHECK.
SOME BIG IMPEACHMENT NEWS TO PASS ALONG.
THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES VOTED TO SEND PRESIDENT TRUMP'S
IMPEACHMENT ARTICLES TO THE SENATE THIS AFTERNOON.
SO THE TRIAL IS ON, GUYS, IT IS HAPPENING, RIGHT.
AND HOUSE DEMOCRATS, THEY DIDN'T JUST EMAIL THESE ARTICLES.
NO, NO, THEY DRAMICALLY WALKED THEM OVER IN A FORMAL
PROSESSION, HERE IS THE ACTUAL VIDEO FROM THIS AFTERNOON.
LOOK AT THIS.
YOU JUST KNOW THERE IS SOMEONE IN THE BACK GO WE'RE REALLY
DOING THIS?
WE'RE GOING TO-- WE'RE WALKING THIS THE ENTIRE.
THEY MADE ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WALK OVER AND HAND DELIVER A
NINE PAGE DOCUMENT.
I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY PEOPLE SAY GOVERNMENT IS SLOW AND
INEFFECTIVE.
ALSO TODAY THE HOUSE APPOINTED SEVEN DEMOCRATS TO BE QUOTE
IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS.
THEY WILL BE THE ONES SHEPHERDING IT THROUGH THE
SENATE TRIAL.
I AM NOT SURE THIS IS A JOB I WANT.
I WOULD NOT WANT TO BE THE MANAGER OF ANYTHING WHERE
REPUBLICANS ARE GUARANTEED TO LET TRUMP OFF THE HOOK.
LIKE IT IS BASICALLY LIKE BEING NAMED ASSISTANT NAVIGATION
MANAGER OF THE TITANIC.
(LAUGHTER) ONE OF THE IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS
WILL BE CONGRESSMAN JERRY NADLER, ALSO KNOWN AS THE GUY
WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SWALLOWED BY HIS OWN PANTS.
(LAUGHTER) JERRY, HARRY SOMETIMES CAN DO
IT, YOU-- HARRY STYLES CAN DO IT, YOU CAN'T.
AND FINALLY HERE IS SOME NEWS FROM MY HOMELAND, A 400 POUND
TIGER RECENTLY UNDERWENT A FOUR HOUR ROOT CANAL PROCEDURE IN
ENGLAND.
IT TOOK A TOTAL OF 13 DENTISTS TO PERFORM THIS FOUR-HOUR ROOT
CANAL BUT AFTERWARDS ONLY ONE DENTIST WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO
LECTURE THE TIGER ABOUT FLOSSING.
13 DENTISTS WORKING ON ONE PATIENT.
AND YET SHOW THAT IS STILL MORE EFFICIENT THAN THE HOUSE WALKING
ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT OVER TO THE SENATE.
HERE'S A PICTURE OF THE TIGER AND UNDER ANESTHESIA DURING THE
PROCEDURE.
YEAH, THE DENTAL SURGERY WAS SUCCESSFUL BUT I THINK THERE MAY
HAVE BEEN A SMALL MIX-UP BUT THIS IS WHAT THE TIGER LOOKS
LIKE NOW.