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  • How are you?

  • I'm doing well.

  • How are you, Conan?

  • I'm doing very well.

  • I'm disturbed by the lack of any kind of furniture or decoration behind you.

  • There's nothing.

  • There's nothing.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, you went all out.

  • Yeah, that's my chimney.

  • Um, my bedroom chimney that we had to explain to our kids that Santa because they were worried about what Chimney.

  • Santa was gonna come down.

  • And, uh, we explained that Santa won't be coming down that chimney.

  • Hopefully, you know, right, That's good.

  • That's good.

  • And your Children are 38 40.

  • Is that right?

  • Correct.

  • Today they both birthday.

  • They're still excited about Santa.

  • Now you're are how old?

  • Three years old, right?

  • 3.5.

  • 3.5 free in the house.

  • And I just turned 39.

  • Conan, that's right.

  • You just celebrated a birthday.

  • Happy birthday right here in captivity.

  • Well, we don't call it captivity.

  • We call it, uh, self quarantining.

  • Sure.

  • You know what I love?

  • Our awkward pauses are even more delicious in its format.

  • Do you feel like you are mentally prepared mentally in good shape for this quarantine that we're all in right now?

  • I think some people are better prepared than others.

  • Tell me, take, how are you in this situation?

  • You know, I obviously have not been through this ever before as we know it.

  • But I have, Um I don't know if you're aware, but I've had some medical issues over the years.

  • I have Where?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, I've actually been, I think, hospitalized six or seven times in the past seven years.

  • And when I'm feeling better, I work a lot of travel around, and many times during my healing processes and work, I thought I would love to be home with my family.

  • I would give anything to be home with my family, and, um, I wasthe looking at this as being quarantined.

  • And then about a week ago, it dawned on me that maybe I could shift things in my brain and just act like I chose this time off.

  • Right?

  • And it has helped me, and I know again, I've never been through this.

  • So maybe tomorrow there will be a, you know, murder suicide going on.

  • But I, uh, Stephanie and I give each other a couple hours a day alone, and that's very helpful.

  • That's key.

  • You have to have some separation because I know you're guys are a great couple.

  • You begin been together many years now.

  • What?

  • Eight years now?

  • Ah, seven.

  • I appreciate you keeping track of it, though.

  • I know it's all I think about.

  • Every morning we'll have a little abacus next to my bed and I slide to beat over.

  • And it's dedicated your relationship stuff.

  • Thank you.

  • So you've only slid the beat over seven times now?

  • Yeah.

  • You got ahead of yourself.

  • I gotta head It just felt like you guys were together.

  • Eight seemed like a rag.

  • Seven beings.

  • But yeah, that's the thing is that a lot of couples right now are going through a tough time because they're in close quarters.

  • Um, that's why I do everything I can to just go into another room.

  • I can tell when my wife has had it with me.

  • They think it important Thio not wait until you're driving each other insane and take the two.

  • Just take two hours.

  • Yes.

  • The two hours really, really, really is making such a difference.

  • And then we miss each other, and we're not.

  • We were spending four hours apart a day.

  • Essentially, it's awake, and I we've switched that around, which is we're only decided to only be together for one hour and speed separate the rest of the time.

  • And my wife has never are.

  • No.

  • She's delighted, she says.

  • This is the just the exact amount of Conan that anyone should have enough gnome or so Do your kids find you amusing?

  • I mean, I can entertain them about 10% of the time, and I'm 90% of the time.

  • It's contempt and loathing.

  • I just think it's a fine mix you want, but I think, you know, with certain audiences, that's what I I've gotten us well for years.

  • Some people don't recognize what I do is comedy, right?

  • Right.

  • Sometimes it helps just to tell them.

  • By the way, this is comedy.

  • Yeah, well, I have Somebody announced that before each someone says, Oh, and by the way, what you're about to experience is comedy, Right?

  • Um, if anyone starts to get up to leave in a huff, we, uh, have somebody come over the loudspeaker to let people know.

  • Don't worry.

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