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  • Morning, everybody.

  • Good morning.

  • Good morning.

  • You are excited and rightly so.

  • We have quite a day ahead of us.

  • I don't think I need to tell you the name of the musical that we will be performing.

  • You are more like Ah boo, Right, Right.

  • Like a right man.

  • It's like I'm the genie and you could run a monkey.

  • I can't shut the whole thing down.

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  • Aladdin is in many one monkeys journey.

  • You're both massive boat enthusiasts.

  • What?

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  • None of this is true because this'll next big kind of hinges on your love of boats.

  • What should we do, Rob?

  • What should we do?

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  • Your turn for three points.

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  • There is a segment that we do on this show that I hold very, very dear to my heart.

  • So much, though, that despite endless setbacks, I have tirelessly persisted in trying to get it off the ground.

  • As you know, all celebrities have noses, but some noses on celebrated them.

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  • Did you see this video?

  • Have you seen this video today of MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell?

  • It's him, like freaking out.

  • We're going to show it to you now.

  • Roll the clip.

  • Yes, I'm getting your sorry.

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  • I mean what they say.

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  • Play the clip of the guy being a complete ass on TV.

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  • Played the clip from rehearsal.

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  • What is that?

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  • No guys, this'll is actually a question for Neil Patrick Harris.

  • Neil Patrick Harris isn't here He's up in the dressing room getting ready for the show.

  • Okay, so there's no way we could do it.

  • Neil Patrick Harris, When you're preparing for a theatrical role, is it a very different process to when you do a piece of television or film?

  • But you could have asked me that, Neil, you are one of the most talented people in the world.

  • One off, one off one or there's a few of us so you can sing.

  • You can dance, you can act.

  • So I was just wondering, um, would you ever consider hosting a late night show like this one?

  • Absolutely not.

  • I won't take over what you're gonna have to You know why?

  • Because I quit.

  • Okay, this'll is over.

  • I am up to here with this right after night after night coming through that.

  • You want another jump joke?

  • See?

  • Desk doing desk piece going on?

  • Seeing a tall with Britney Spears, I'm done.

  • Okay, it's over.

  • Don't you want that?

  • My favorite color.

Morning, everybody.

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