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  • Hello, guys.

  • Welcome to another episode -

  • You start. I'm too tired.

  • It's been like 1 - 1.5 weeks of quarantine, guys.

  • We haven't seen the Sun...

  • I tried to get some Sun yesterday.

  • Just walked outside of my doorstep and then...

  • Stood there for like five minutes.

  • Then, I heard my neighbors' coughs so I ran back in.

  • Well, how are you guys all coping with quarantine?

  • Hope you're using this time to do some good practice.

  • If you watch our videos

  • and you don't play an instrument...

  • Now's the perfect time to pick one up.

  • But let's see what other musicians are doing

  • during these time of quarantine.

  • With this video of...

  • You Laugh...

  • You Lose.

  • Every time you laugh you have to

  • quarantine yourself for 40 hours.

  • - Yeah, that's a good one. Yep. - That's a good one.

  • Okay.

  • Why is there a lifejacket?

  • I think they're pretending to be in, um...

  • - Titanic. - Titanic, yeah.

  • Yeah, the Titanic scene where the musicians just...

  • Don't care.

  • The ship's sinking.

  • Everything's going to despair, everyone's panicking

  • and the musician is just playing the sad tune.

  • I don't understand why

  • all the toilet paper gets bought though...

  • Like, I know this has been said...

  • But if everyone just calm down...

  • We'd all have enough toilet paper

  • If anything, you guys that are hoarding it,

  • just gonna have a bunch of toilet paper, but no use for it.

  • I just realized why I was squinting at the screen.

  • Cause I'm not wearing my glasses.

  • Alright, guys.

  • This is how you wash your hands. Just some...

  • While we're waiting.

  • Like this...

  • Like this...

  • Like this...

  • Alright.

  • I'm back, powered up.

  • - Oh! Woah! - Ooh!

  • - That flex! - Woah!

  • Woah, dude, oh, man.

  • Limited edition item on TwoSet Apparel.

  • Woah.

  • Oh...

  • I like the end.

  • Hey, it's 20 seconds as well!

  • Dang...

  • That's one of my favorite ones.

  • Yeah, I didn't laugh, but I was impressed.

  • - Yeah. - I smiled.

  • Oh, we should like sit apart from each other just for fun.

  • - Yeah, social distancing. - Social distancing, guys.

  • Make...

  • - The editor's job harder to edit. - Yeah.

  • So, guys, just doing our part as well now.

  • - On the mic. - Does that affect the mic?

  • Probably, the audio is going to be messed up.

  • But that's okay guys.

  • Well, there you go, guys, new setup.

  • - Alright. - Doing our part.

  • How do you do that?

  • Yeah, cause there's always delay.

  • How does that -

  • The other person will be hearing the delay.

  • Just from our experience doing calls online...

  • Like you guys should try this.

  • Skype or Zoom whatever your friend

  • and then go three, two, one.

  • Clap.

  • And the person that's not counting, the other person,

  • will always feel like they clapped at the same time.

  • But the person counting,

  • always hear the other person clap

  • like one second delay.

  • And they reverse it, it will happen both sides.

  • - Yeah, it's really trippy. - Yeah.

  • Woah...

  • She hit that last chord.

  • Bam!

  • Papapa! Just like...

  • - I wanna get out of the house! - Yeah, her stress for staying home...

  • Oh man...

  • It's so like dramatic.

  • - Yeah - And you can really feel it.

  • Cause we all relate to it now, we're like "oh, yeah."

  • Yeah.

  • When this is all over,

  • someone actually needs to write an opera about this.

  • Yeah.

  • - It needs to be documented in history. Yeah. - This is going to be history.

  • In a hundred years time, people are like,

  • "back in the 2020s, the great toilet paper recession."

  • People started panicking and buying toilet paper.

  • I think I saw a video like some guy's like...

  • "There's a lot of other things you can wipe your a** with."

  • This guy was like a soldier.

  • He's like, "I wiped my a** with newspaper before..."

  • "And even gravel."

  • - Oh... - Just like, what the...

  • Yeah, that face right there.

  • It represents all the people that are not happy

  • with all the hoarders.

  • Dude, she used four rolls, just for that costume too.

  • - Yeah, empty roles. - What a flex.

  • If you wanna watch the rest...

  • - Definitely check it out. - Yeah, keep going.

  • Christina Major, nice work, that was very funny.

  • When you're musicians and artists, like dancers.

  • Yeah.

  • And you just...

  • You can't go out to rehearse and perform,

  • you just gotta do a performance at home.

  • Exactly.

  • I was thinking though, a ballerina...

  • Would have the optimal walking space

  • with just the toes, when you're cleaning stuff.

  • When you're walking with your whole feet,

  • you're touching everything.

  • They're just using their toes.

  • It's like...

  • - Minimal surface area. - Minimal surface area. It's like...

  • "Oh, wipe this part. Oh, oh, oh."

  • Woah, what is she doing?

  • Halfway through that video I actually was...

  • Kind of intrigued that what the cellist was doing.

  • So I kinda look closer at the screen.

  • So I thought he was for some reason doing like,

  • left hand pizz or playing double stops.

  • Oh, the dun, dun.

  • But then I realized when I looked up,

  • it was the same time when the ballerina like,

  • opened her legs, I was like that look so sus.

  • Alright.

  • - Yeah, he is! He's doing thirds with pizz. - He was! He is! Yeah, yeah.

  • That's pretty hardcore.

  • You guys that are there looking at the dancer...

  • I'm appreciating the music.

  • How to show off your toilet rolls.

  • Oh, this is going to be a flex.

  • That's pretty good.

  • Dude, that's so good.

  • Like, "yeah, look at my paper!"

  • - Dooloodooloo~ - Woo!

  • - Nah, I am not gonna waste it. - Yeah, don't waste it.

  • Can I just say like is this just another way of flexing?

  • Yeah, so now we have had cello with toilet paper,

  • now we have piano...

  • We have dancers with toilet paper as well.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • - It's like opera with toilet paper. - Opera as well.

  • What...

  • Why?

  • Why?

  • This is so dumb.

  • Today's challenge.

  • What other challenges does she do?

  • This is how I picture like anime...

  • - Protagonist training, like... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • To become - I have the best stable hand in piano.

  • You must put three toilet papers.

  • Nice work.

  • Leana piano.

  • - Na na na na - - Na na...

  • What was that? My heart will go on?

  • - Celine Dion on piano. - Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it is.

  • Wow...

  • That was so brutal, no job security.

  • Oh, did he have to be so freaking savage?

  • - What needs to be done must be done. - Social distancing.

  • Social distancing.

  • Ration your toilet paper.

  • Try not to hoard, but who knows.

  • Guys, thank you so much for the support.

  • Once again, did you laugh, you lose?

  • I think I have to practice.

  • - Like 200 hours. - 200 hours and like...

  • It's fine.

  • I don't even know what time it is, what day it is.

  • Do you find you're losing track of days?

  • Completely.

  • - Well, please like and subscribe. - Alright.

  • Thank you and we'll see you guys next time.

  • Practice!

Hello, guys.

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隔離期間的音樂人(你笑你練)。 (Musicians During Quarantine (You Laugh You Practice))

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    李芷凝 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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