字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 my guest tonight is a comedian who was, of course, a cast member on Saturday Night Live and also started 30 Rock. Now you can see him in the last Ogi on TBS. I am thrilled. Tracy Morgan E C bp, check it out. Okay. I don't know what you're talking about. Sin way. We gotta start first of all. What? It that is your own fish tank behind you? Yeah, that is Is this right? The fourth largest private fish tank in the world is not a fish tank. Does this look like a fish? A fish is a fish bowl. That somebody fired Tony out. This is an aquarium. Okay? I'm sorry. You have your own private aquarium, Those? You can't keep a hammerhead in the booth. You have sharks in there. That's a shark. About 13. I know. With a seven foot long. Yeah, some big boys. Hey. Okay, I hope you don't lose an arm. But why would you suddenly talk like a pirate if you lost your arm? Lawns and pools? I don't want to do stuff. I don't want the monitors of other alarm. Oh, I know. What about a broken and bury some Judge Theo. Theo. History. Tracy, you're in quarantine. How are you passing the time? Highly amusing yourself. Get my wife pregnant. Quarantine. After two weeks, we got to brake is on the way. But you have to on the way. Doing away. She gets pregnant every week. It's okay. So it's not twins. You're saying and I will wait. I'll get down like that. Okay. Okay. So you much are my babies. You're used to see George. The Kuroda guy was baby. Okay. It's simple. That's something they can know. Their whole life is nice to Notre Middle Age men is still bone it. Yeah, that's good to know that you're not born. It recorded. Well, How long? Crazy. How long have you been in quarantine? How long? 20 minutes, Theo mean streets. You've been in quarantine for two minutes. Listen, I gotta drive my cousin around. You don't have a car, He's a pimp. So if you want a match for me because I like you got my money. Corona virus ineffective. Good. The hood and ineffective ghetto more Are she only fair with 10 kids and she can't afford no man. So she used one of our broads with some rubber bands, she said. A 66 double deep family. My family shape because she got been jobs open. He's got Tiko biddies. Says she's got a 66 double D bra and she cut and she won one top covered or 10 kids. One car went cup covered. 10 really look like a genetically with chocolate or Tracy. Are are you prepared for this virus? You have everything you need. Let's say have a Corona virus survival kit. No, I'm on the list. Is government key? Government teams go out? Last quarantine and everything in the kitchen. It's what my grandmother told me to put it gets, um, couple battle. Oh, shit. Do some peroxide gauze peroxide cure anything? A Wait a minute. What is cocoa butter lotion? Do what? Crime. I gotta cut. My grandma said some cocoa butter on it. So you think cocoa butter is going to be the cure for Corona virus? It is cocoa butter. That's what they're doing in the ghetto. Okay, You gotta get some newspaper. In case you run out of toilet paper, you get some newspaper and a brown paper bag, but you gotta rub that round thing back together so the edges don't cut you in your record. Okay, So you are gonna be on your show. Listen, stop yelling at me. You're very intimidating. Tell you out of survive, I got a border welfare, so I was raised Orwell Fitz, I'm not survive. Okay, so, well, you drink the rotors wandering Heinekens. I wait on a oh English virus to come, but that's going to go. Oh, England virus. Uh, peaceful party virus. Whenever you need your eyes Virus. You ain't never heard of that pink champagne virus? No, I have not. The fire is out there. I am in it, Tracy, there's a lot of misinformation out there. And I worry You're telling people to stock up on government cheese and that cocoa butter will cure the Corona virus. Ineffective ghetto. Let me tell you, you have a 5% is right, the proper seasoning. Then one guy that changed his name to a symptomatic, but he changed. His diplomatic got along. But he has a pre existing medical condition known Iwas. What was it? He's a stupid book. You know what? Your sharks have to listen to this bullshit all day long. Oh, they don't got a choice if you're like me. Oh, first of all, okay. You mentioned toilet paper. Do you have enough toilet paper? Tracy? Body in my house is allowed to take one cup a day. Just conserve. So only people can. Only my son got a stomach that looked like the little rascals. Tape went roar. Remember my number? I just So wait a minute, buddy. I'm pooped. In three days, we're going to the bath so people can urinate. But they can't the other one. They can't do what? You gotta watch your dingle it. You gotta write your booty, though. I like how everyone I like how everyone else is talking to Dr Fauci. And I'm talking thio talking. You don't gotta write your Dingley, but you gotta work your butthole. You're killing me. I'm going on the road and doing this to me. Oh, yeah, I got the time. Pick all this craziness.
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