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  • >> EASTER IS NEXT SUNDAY.

  • PASSOVER AND RAMADAN ALSO ON THE APRIL CALENDAR.

  • >> CHURCHES AND OTHER HOUSES OF WORSHIP ARE STREAMING SERVICES,

  • BUT NOT EVERYONE IS COMPLYING.

  • >> THE CHURCHES WHERE THE FAITHFUL ARE STILL GATHERING SAY

  • THIS IS ABOUT RELIGIOUS FREEDOM AND THAT GOVERNMENT AUTHORITIES

  • DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO DEMAND THEY CLOSE THEIR DOORS.

  • ♪ ♪

  • ( DRAMATIC MUSIC ) >> (AS GOD) MOSES, MOSES...

  • I AM HERE.

  • GOOD.

  • I KNOW I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, BUT THAT'S ONE

  • MORE THING -- IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE A WORLDWIDE

  • PANDEMIC.

  • >> LORD -- IS RIGHT.

  • SUPER SCARY.

  • TELL THE FAITHFUL THEY SHOULD PRAY TO ME FROM HOME.

  • >> WHAT WORDS CAN I SPEAK THAT THEY WILL HEED?

  • >> UM, TRY "FLATTEN THE CURVE" OR "DON'T BE A JERK."

  • ALSO, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASK WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO ALL

  • DAY WHILE THEY'RE QUARANTINED.

  • >> HOW SHALL I ANSWER THEM?

  • TELL THEM THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW EPISODE OF "TIGER KING."

  • ALSO, WORRY NOT, I WILL SEND DOWN A SAVIOR.

  • >> THEY WILL ASK WHAT IS HIS NAME?

  • >> HIS NAME IS JARED KUSHNER.

  • ( SILENCE ) GOTCHA!

  • OH, MOSES, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE!

  • THOU SHALT NOT BE A SUCKER!

  • >> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

>> EASTER IS NEXT SUNDAY.

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今年,考慮在家裡禱告吧 (This Year, Consider Praying From Home)

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