-♪ I know she loves me, too ♪

-♪ But thanks to this stupid virus,

there are some new grandma rules ♪

-♪ Don't touch grandma, leave her alone ♪

♪ You can spend a quarter to call her on the phone ♪

-♪ 'Cause grandmas like to pinch your cheeks

and kiss your head and hug ♪

♪ But I don't want my grandma catching any superbug ♪

-♪ So don't touch grandma ♪

♪ Keep it to Zoom ♪

♪ Or learn to play canasta from across the room ♪

♪ Grandmas want to knit you sweaters

and to bake you cookies ♪

♪ But you must tell your grandma,

"No touchy, just looky" ♪

-♪ Don't touch grandma ♪

♪ Give her some space ♪

♪ Even if your grandma wants to go to second base ♪

-♪ And when this thing is over ♪ -Yes.

-♪ You and she can play ♪ -No.

-But for now...

-♪ You still can smell her grandma smell from 6 feet away ♪

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