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  • all right.

  • My next guest.

  • Huge star, blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, Big time, blah, blah.

  • Movies, television.

  • He's done it all like Bogie and Bacall.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, a good friend and neighbor, Adam Sandler.

  • Adam, how you doing?

  • One of your Onley.

  • Good neighbors.

  • Everyone else on the Bacchus is so scared of you.

  • I know.

  • What?

  • Why are they scared of me?

  • Why did people in this neighborhood afraid of me?

  • You do that, You do that weird, freckle, naked run every born again that puts like they do it coming and the ex screaming on the cold man over and over.

  • It's crazy.

  • I like to show people what I got.

  • I like to get outside.

  • You get rid of that.

  • You get rid of it right away every morning, like you.

  • Ready.

  • You it is.

  • Let's move on.

  • Let's not speculate.

  • Picking and let everyone see what I'm packing.

  • House.

  • The quarantine going for you, Adam?

  • Uh, I just like everybody else.

  • Goni, Uh, I'm here.

  • I'm, uh The kids look like usually like the runaway.

  • That's the little daddy's losing that begin.

  • Let's go out.

  • Let's go shopping.

  • What other kind of now they're really getting to know me.

  • And they're really not One of them is happy being here.

  • You know, I've been yelling more than I used to.

  • Now you You do.

  • You are a bit of a yeller.

  • I've been around you when you yell.

  • Yeah, you're a guy that likes to Yeo and say, Kids, Kids, What are we doing?

  • We gotta go.

  • We gotta go.

  • That's you.

  • In normal circumstances.

  • What are you doing out in quarantine?

  • Well, usually it's been a known fact that I scream all the time, but it goes away recently.

  • Quick.

  • I have to save my screaming as extended.

  • Like it's a new version of me.

  • The kids are like, Okay, it'll go away, and then they're like, looking at each other like, oh, he's still going.

  • And I'm going just very tense about everything.

  • And I just like, Don't you touch that.

  • That's that.

  • I didn't clean that yet.

  • And Mommy did you clean?

  • You know, I'm just worried about everything clean in the house and you wiping everything down.

  • I wipe a lot of stuff down.

  • Then when I pick it up, pick up things to eat.

  • I'm like, Oh, Yeah.

  • Did I already touched that or my hands dirty.

  • So I cleaned my hands again.

  • And, uh, you How about you, buddy?

  • You doing anything?

  • Are you just kind of just sitting there and allowing everyone else to do it for you?

  • You know, you still have a staff in your home.

  • You have 170 people here.

  • You can't do that at this time.

  • Really?

  • No one told me.

  • Now don't hold me because it's a specific order by the governor of California.

  • You can't have 10.

  • And Maurine the Jalisco know you got a little kind of those guys going.

  • I let half my people go, and it's now 170 people.

  • They dressed me.

  • They wipe me down with alcohol.

  • They feed me soup.

  • They do.

  • My put my wig on.

  • Everything is taken care of.

  • They paint the freckles on.

  • Are you getting outside the house?

  • You Do You ever go outside?

  • Yes.

  • I had a terrible situation happened.

  • A couple.

  • They're not terrible, but can I tell you Cockney?

  • Is it?

  • Yeah, you can tell me.

  • No one's gonna see this.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • This is this is on us right now.

  • We're just two guys talking from our homes.

  • That's all s o.

  • I'm on.

  • Take the kids out of the new door.

  • We got a dog, baby.

  • Big expecting everyone else would be keeping their distance right.

  • You can go outside as long as you're far away from other people.

  • Stay away, man.

  • The six feet thing, I make it about 30 feet.

  • Like just let's let's get away and stay away from the other people, Children.

  • Let's if we got it, we don't want to give it if they got it, we don't want to get.

  • Anyways, um, I got the dog and I know that some people don't have the dogs on the leash.

  • And I know I see dogs coming to my dog, and then I'm gonna have to, like, separate those is gonna be a fight.

  • The guy's gonna come over.

  • I'm gonna have to be close to describe breaking up a fight.

  • So I started screaming, Hey, put the dog on a leash.

  • But you don't.

  • So then this nice lady is walking towards us, made the wife and the kids, and I say, Can you put your dog on a leash?

  • She goes, What as she does.

  • I said, can you put your dog on the leash?

  • Just what's this?

  • And she was on the on the phone or something.

  • You could hear me, huh?

  • He starts getting close to me.

  • I go.

  • No, no, no.

  • Uh, can you put your dog on a leash?

  • Because I live right there.

  • I don't know.

  • I know just the dog.

  • I don't want the dog because you don't always have your dog on a leash.

  • I go.

  • Well, I know.

  • But that Corona think just one and she starts coming at me.

  • And I'm a crazy person getting near my family.

  • Except I start back out Bubble are like a greater she goes.

  • You are right, Jack.

  • And she starts screaming at being a.

  • I was a very, very corona tense moment for us, and I will be at school.

  • But let me tell people something.

  • That woman's name was Barbra Streisand.

  • Just find a picture.

  • Dom.

  • I don't know what the Ladies Day was, but she's one of my neighbors.

  • I didn't mean to be abrasive allowed.

  • I meant to just say, Get the dog on the leash.

  • You shouldn't be having dogs touch each other getting close to each other.

  • That's it.

  • Yeah.

  • All right, that's all.

  • And I think you're being reasonable in that situation.

  • I think we're all a little tense, and I think you handled yourself well on And, uh, I hope Barbara Streisand gets it together.

  • She just add, by the way, I woke up this morning with his long message people, people who need it.

  • And I was like, She started, See?

  • It turns out nice.

all right.

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