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  • There are so many things right now that are closed.

  • Talkies, speakeasies, soda fountains--

  • I'm thinking of prohibition.

  • Anyway, you can't get a haircut as "tWitch" knows.

  • He's turning into Rumpelstiltskin over there.

  • He's got a beard.

  • I can't wait to see how long this thing gets.

  • But the hair salons are closed.

  • Barber shops are closed.

  • People are going crazy.

  • So a lot of people, a lot of my friends

  • are worried about coloring their hair.

  • Does Allison color her hair, "tWitch"?

  • Yeah, she does.

  • But like I say, it's like maybe what?

  • Twice a year or something like that?

  • Yeah.

  • Twice a year?

  • She's not being honest with you.

  • All right, no, there's no way [INAUDIBLE]

  • But anyway, there are a lot of people.

  • My roots are growing in.

  • Everyone knows.

  • They saw when I buzzed my hair off

  • that my hair is darker than this.

  • So everyone's panicking.

  • My hairdresser sent me a package but just gloves, and bleach,

  • and potions, and stuff.

  • I don't know how to do that.

  • So everyone's just going to watch

  • my hair grow out because I don't know how to color my own hair.

  • But everyone is flipping out.

  • But people are trying to cut their own hair at home.

  • If you're thinking about doing this,

  • I'm going to show you some photos

  • that you should see first.

  • These are people that cut their own hair.

  • Here's a picture.

  • Maybe we can see this.

  • This is Josh.

  • Now to be fair, we didn't have a before photo,

  • but I doubt it was worse than that.

  • All right, here's Daniel.

  • There's Daniel.

  • He cut his own hair.

  • Now at that point isn't it better

  • to just shave it all off?

  • Maybe he was on his way to doing that and then took a picture.

  • But you've heard of a "bowl cut."

  • That's like a salad plate cut.

  • Here's Avery.

  • Look at that.

  • She's got a little bit of everything going on there.

  • She's got some bangs, some long hair,

  • and she looks very happy with it.

  • Or she's just in shock.

  • Maybe she hasn't seen it yet.

  • Maybe that's just posing for picture

  • but not seeing a mirror.

  • All right, Jennifer posted this photo of her boyfriend.

  • Jennifer could have helped if she wasn't busy taking photos.

  • Maybe she had a hiccup.

  • She all of a sudden hiccuped because he seems like he

  • knows that, that happened.

  • And finally, here is Natalie--

  • posted this picture of her son.

  • And he said that he wanted to match his dad's haircut.

  • I hope he didn't get it right.

  • Oh, God.

  • The buzzers are still on his hand.

  • No, she's like, just keep going, I'll go get the camera.

  • If you see a photo of someone who cut their own hair,

  • send it to my house.

  • I can't leave here.

  • Just drop it off in the mailbox.

  • Or just slide it under the gate, but don't try to come in.

  • Andy's out there, and he'll get you.

  • Usually this when one of my producers

  • tells me it's time to go to break.

  • Andy, should we go to break?

  • Go to break, Ellen.

  • OK.

  • Sounds good.

  • Thank you.

  • It's weird without applause and laughter.

  • It's hard to tell if the stuff you're doing's funny.

  • It's all really funny.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • OK.

  • All right, everybody go get a glass of water or whatever

  • and do whatever you need to do.

  • And we'll be back because we're just here.

  • We have nowhere to go.

  • Literally nowhere to go.

  • Nowhere to go.

There are so many things right now that are closed.

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這就是為什麼你不應該自己剪頭髮的原因。 (This Is Why You Shouldn’t Cut Your Own Hair)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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