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Now, when we shoot the show in the studio,
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obviously there are a lot of people involved.
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There's producers, writers, editors, and right now
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they're all working from home.
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But I wanted one of my executive producers
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to be here in case anything comes up.
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Because we're all-- obviously, we
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can't be near each other except for immediate family.
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So we had a huge meeting, everybody
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decided that it would be Andy Lassner,
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or maybe everyone knows him better as Average Andy.
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He's outside because we're in shelter-in-place here
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in California.
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So nobody-- Hey, Andy, where are you?
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Andy?
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I'm here.
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I'm here.
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I'm here.
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There you are.
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I'm here.
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All right.
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I don't see you from outside because it's tinted.
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Yes, I know.
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It's supposed to be tinted.
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Nobody's supposed to look in.
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Don't even try.
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All right, were you just laying down out there?
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Yeah.
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I didn't know if we were coming to me or not.
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But here I am.
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Hi, guys.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I decided to come to you.
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So listen, this is a good time for you
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to be there because the coyotes don't usually
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come out this early.
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They're too scared of the baby rattlesnakes.
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So you should be OK out there.
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Yeah, there's no snakes.
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You said, Portia said no snakes.
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Well that's what she said.
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But listen if you're thirsty or anything there's
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a garden hose real close by.
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OK?
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Thank you, Ellen, for taking such good care of me.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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All right, before we figured out how to do the show again,
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I was posting videos of me doing boring things at home,
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like a jigsaw puzzle, putting together LEGOs.
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I also wrote a novel about a house plant
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that falls in love with a garbage disposal.
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I'll be reading that later in the week.
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Everyone is doing really creative stuff on social media.
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My brother Vance, who is very, very funny,
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he's doing something on Instagram called
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60-second guitar lessons.
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He says that he's going to teach you how
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to play guitar in 60 seconds.
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He's very funny.
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Here's one from last week.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm Vance DeGeneres and welcome to my free 60-second
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quick and easy guitar lesson.
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We're going to put 60 seconds on the clock, and there we go.
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By the end of that 60 seconds, you
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will know how to play an A chord.
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If you've been watching, I know we've had
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issues the last several videos.
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We've been trying to teach that A chord,
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but something has come up each time, so I apologize for that.
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That's not going to happen today.
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Grab your guitar because you're gonna learn that A chord.
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First, we have a video question from a Steve
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in Los Angeles, California.
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What's your question?
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Hi, I'm Steve in Los Angeles, California.
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Is it really necessary to have a guitar for these lessons?
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Um, yeah.
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Yeah, you need a guitar, Steve.
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You can't learn a chord without the guitar.
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You can't just do a chord--
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[TIMER GOING OFF]
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And there goes our time.
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So because of your stupid question,
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our viewers don't get to learn that A chord.
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So thanks a lot for that.
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Well, that's our time, so thanks for watching.
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We'll see you next time.
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Aw.
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That sounded funny.
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It was funny.
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You didn't see it, Andy?
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I said it sounded funny.
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I can't see anything--
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That's true.
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--out here, but it sounded funny.
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Yeah.
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Make sure you follow my brother, Vance, on Instagram.
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If you have nothing to do for 60 seconds every day,
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it's @vancenotvance.
