And I have a special guest for this episode.

None other than my friend Barack Obama is here to introduce today's episode.

Top of the morning to you.

My name is Jack Die.

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Thanks, Barack.

Powerful words.

What job fuckers know about Click Hold?

Her vehicle is a website base on I think it's made by the people who make the Onion and the Onion is a parody Web site.

So click Hole is there parody Web site of stuff like both feed.

But of course, the thing the Buzzfeed is most known for not only their bullshit articles that mean nothing is all of the quizzes that do.

I've done a bunch of those quizzes and given validity to them.

So I can't really show that much of the but quick whole have a whole bunch of parody quizzes that you could do it.

I don't know what this is On the hungry hog have art knoll Bibles in our village last night.

Can you write?

I knew Bible for us, Please.

Good ist educated.

So what else have we got so bad that you wish you were a King Arthur How many of these Rays have you patted out the running time of your brother's funeral?

Yes, let's do this one.

How many of these rays have you put it at the wrong time of your brother's funeral?

Oh my God, it's just a one.

Answer.

Think several attendants to check your brother's S a T score over and over for 30 minutes.

Had the pole bearers carry your brother's casket victory lap around the room.

Any type you said, your brothers, I like that one.

It might just be OK.

Hypothetically, jokingly.

Imagine being at a funeral on every time someone yelled out the name, they had to pick up the casket and run around.

It's not that funny.

It's horrifying.

But in this context, it's hilarious.

Asked everyone to wait until their cell phone batteries ran down to 0% in order to avoid any interruption during the service.

Yeah, I told him that if their cell phones are on, their mobile phones are on the the soul cannot pass into the next plane because there's interfere.

It's like when you're taking off in a plane can have your phone on.

You have to put your phone in flight mode or else the plane's gonna crash kill everybody on board.

This is the same principle you need to put your phones off or else the spirit can't leave The body told the entire story of your brother's life in 1st 2nd and third person.

Now, you could really get your mileage out of this one because it depends on how old your brother is when they die.

Had everyone wait while you d m each member of Metallica on Twitter to see if they give some parting words to your brother, they need to follow your first.

Otherwise, you can't de m unless the D M Z are open.

But barely anybody with the status does that anymore because you just get an obnoxious amount of messages allowed a blend tec representative to come in and do a product demonstration.

Now a product demonstration of the blenders with something else or pertaining exactly to the funeral.

Had everyone go outside and decorate the hearse for the drive to December tree.

Honestly, I would kind of like this.

I think if I died, I'd probably just get myself cremated anyway.

But if I had to have a hearse and I was driving to the cemetery, I would absolutely I get a white hearse.

I would allow people to put stickers on it, anything they want, even if it's obscene.

Even if it insults me, anything at all just makes it the creative out of your demise, then funerals or two too sad to two.

Similar.

I want to spice things up.

Ash brothers like scared friends to come up and try CPR one last time.

These air These are all horrible because they keep imagining them in my head.

Let everyone take turns driving the Hearst of the cemetery.

There might be a couple of more people after that that need to be in the Senate.

No, to Derek.

Okay, hands in the coffin endurance contest for a chance to win your brother's dog.

Why does this sound like a Mr Beast video last person to take their hand off?

My dead brother's casket wins a $1,000,000.

I'm telling you, had this were YouTube's going?

I want to do the victory lap.

I want to do the victory lap.

That's my That's my answer.

Get the results.

You haven't done very much depart at the wrong time of your brother's funeral.

Yikes!

Eww!

Don't almost nothing to drag out Your brother's funeral probably felt too short.

You blew it.

God damn, it blew my brother's funeral and I had so many opportunities.

All right, what other types of Chris's can I do?

That was the fun one, but it was only one question.

I want more.

How many of these ways have you passive aggressively suggested to your neighbor that he should shrink his Children down to the size of events?

I love this just for the titles alone.

The title of this video should just be one of these quizzes, and it's like only people in the car was like mad.

Such Clickbait pointing to his and farmers, saying kids would have a lot of fun in there.

I don't know if they would, though they're not that foreign.

It's just a couple of totals and the answer, just like a out of the fucking way and working here having shrinking equipment catalogs sent to his house, that's not very helpful.

Getting a tattoo of his kids on your fingertip and telling him that this could be the real size of your Children.

You know, see this this could be a little Timmy.

This could be a real child.

Wouldn't be such a pain in the ass then.

College costs a lot less for someone who's the size of an ant showing him.

What if your child size Anson telling him this can work both ways?

Meet the people who write these quizzes.

I want to write a quiz of my own, greeting his kids with still regular size I Every time you see you just bully and condescend and peer pressure them all into getting shrunk.

Do all of these asking him?

I know it's none of my business, but don't you worry about how visible your kids are on radar?

Yeah, for all these sneaking missions, I do.

And my ass is, don't be thick and the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

Are people visible on radar, though, would for like the ones that, like detect aircraft and ship radar, works by like right angles does not like it detects like harsh edges, and that's how it knows there's an object.

That's why the stealth bomber can't be detected by radar because there's no right angles on it, or harsh perpendicular edges sites really back in terror at the size of his kids every time you see them.

You could also couple that with them still regular size, eh?

And then your neighborhood therapy, like, does he mean by that?

You mean by still regular size?

Why didn't he have kids where they go?

Shit.

Maybe you should shrink my kids.

You just used to start getting in their heads.

And then they start worrying about the fact that they have and stroke their kids yet on.

That's how you do it.

I'm not crazy casually mentioning to your neighbor over a couple of beers.

The tighty bicycles are much more affordable than a full size by skills.

This is what I'm getting.

Everything is more affordable, like Kid's education, because they don't take up much space.

They need many books instead of re a regular sized textbooks for College Day.

Don't take up much room on campus, stay mortgages or cheaper because the only tiny houses you could just drill a hole in a monopoly house.

Let them live in that, returning the drill, you're barred from him while wearing a hat that says, Shrink your kids on a very in your face front.

However, every time you greet him, you up and shake his hands, you know?

Hey.

Hey.

How's it going?

Shrink your kids?

Yeah.

So how about that game last night?

Just, like, put it out there, And you kind of Pavlov him into it after a while.

Okay.

A lot.

A lot of good suggestions in this one.

What one do I want to go with?

There's our man.

They're so money.

I think it's either of these still regular size.

A detective.

Yeah, the tattoo on the fingertips.

That's a good one that I do.

You haven't passively aggressively suggested your neighbors.

Shooting does get well, if you're going to accomplish absolutely nothing, You're on the right path, Damn it.

All right, whatever.

I think I've convinced many people who have watched this video right now to not only shrink their kids but to shrink themselves as well.

Are you rich enough to look?

A click holds platinum collection off ultra elite content.

I am very curious.

Being rich is one of the best things you can be.

When you're rich, you're gonna have lots of money.

And if you have lots of money, you get to have special things that no one else has.

Lots of money or an X box.

One elite controller, because the really damn expensive or by stupor things like a fucking bell.

That's right, guys.

I'm rich.

I can afford bells are really cute three D printed octopus that William Husband gave me when I went to his house.

And it's very cute and I love it a lot, and it's very, very satisfying to play with.

That was free, though I don't know what you need to be rich for that.

So before you look at the all new click hold platinum collection brought to life by the cool 100 bucks old spice mailed to us, you have to prove that you're fabulously wealthy by passing this quiz.

Okay, okay.

Pretend to be rich, pretend to be like all and pretend to be a shark tank contestant.

I mean, like mega rich.

I want, like I want to pretend like I have, like, fuck you money like he could pay to have someone killed or paint to shrink.

Some neighbor's kids give off the air that have, like 400 $1,000,000,000.

That's how we get into the click hole Platinum collection Close.

How does the bank manager greet you when you enter the bank?

Thank God you're here.

I'm having a crisis of confidence that money is not the most important thing in the world.

On a need to rub your ruby collection of my bare chest to remind me of the virtues of greed.

Please come with me to your personal vault where we will split the world's most exclusive fish stick.

The very one that Abraham Lincoln choked to death on in 18 65 Abraham Lincoln that choked to death on a fish stick.

This is super embarrassing, but can I borrow money from you if the bank manager needs to borrow money from you other personally or for the company for the last time, you cannot exchange slices of bologna.

You cut into the shape of gold.

Kruger ends for money.

I go with 1st 1 Well, one of the following leads Do you own a franchise off to show your worth off to your friends?

Oh, what makes the most money?

Mega NFL United Golfers Extra tongue kissing league Who?

It might not be rich in finances, but it's rich in flavor.

Major League.

Hammond truckers.

That's Children only no.

Children don't have money.

Children ask for money and they should be shrunk to the size of ants.

How long can you hold on to a lit firecracker leak Own mega NFL?

That's what the big books there.

I want to pretend like I'm actually super mega NFL wealthy.

I don't want to go for funnies is a serious it is all $100 bill being roughed up by street toughs.

What would you do?

I take my diamond, started fishing pole with the 24 karat gold hook and tried to fish the $100 bill to safety.

Good answer.

I'd call up my daddy and ask him to crash a helicopter on top of the street toughs sending them to a poor person.

Help.

Then I give them $100 bill.

A warm, sensual bath.

That's a good one.

My dad has five helicopters.

They don't know that my dad doesn't have any helicopters.

I threw a dollar bill on the ground and say, Hey, foh mannered street urchins.

How about you pick up a pick on someone your own size?

Hail, I join it with the street toughs beating up the $100 bill and tell them as a popper.

Perpetual violence is simply my station in life.

No, I want Daddy to crash a helicopter, and then he's gonna buy me a pony that I couldn't write on my new boat.

Did they get in tonight that I really give off like Bill Gates?

Wealthy energy.

Wow, It is an honor to be around an aristocrat.

Yes, this is what they mean when they say fake until you make just fake like you have a lot of money to get into a fake quiz and you'll nail it every time.

Which one of the kids who I sell samurai swords, too, are you?

I saw samurai swords to a couple kids in my neighborhood Every now and then.

There's Cromley Ben Crumley, my neighbors, incredibly rude daughter and a 12 year old boy who wears one black garbage bag over his head and only goes by the name the Shadow.