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  • he's making this except go and welcome back to totally accurate battle simulators.

  • We all know it as a really long time since I played this game.

  • I'm gonna play it normally.

  • Every other video of this I've seen on the Internet is mod id Teoh hell and back.

  • But I just want to play it normally.

  • I just want to play it as the beautiful, shiny, bright little new bile baby that it is.

  • New Bio is not a sexy thing, is it?

  • Yeah.

  • I knew a new bio means sexually attractive.

  • I do not condone the sentence.

  • I just said Stop writing your articles right now.

  • Checks up.

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  • The guy says we have total new levels.

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  • I don't have one.

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  • Can you send it out for five seconds?

  • There.

  • Recall pirate ships, lads.

  • As an Irishman, everyone thinks I'm a pirate.

  • Anyway, It could be insulting, but I'm taking it.

  • I'm having a new lease on life.

  • I'm gonna take everything as a compliment.

  • Even the people who say Jackie folk could suck like, Yes, I do.

  • That's how the food goes in my mouth.

  • It's just put in a bunch of musketeers.

  • You know what?

  • I'm not any sort of scientist.

  • I don't have a PhD in anything but pretty sure Musketeers could beat anything.

  • Oh, they have guns as well in there.

  • Not staying there.

  • Messed him up.

  • Oh, it takes you half a century to fire balloon.

  • Archer's air cooled battle, She commences.

  • Figured he composes units.

  • Oh, I saw.

  • That's what happens when you saw you get the feet.

  • Alright, Musketeers, get out of here.

  • I want to align with these balloon Archer's These guys are cute.

  • Is that I thought it would be archers on balloons flying around.

  • It's not.

  • It's they send them on to balloons.

  • Yes, that's amazing.

  • This is so much better than anything else that I've ever done with my life.

  • Go, lads, Fight back!

  • Oh, I didn't tell you to fight back.

  • 0000 oh!

  • You know, Dio, what do we need?

  • What can defeat a bunch of pirates?

  • Scurvy?

  • If I had scurvy to fight with, I'd be winning already, but I don't have scurvy.

  • All I have is rugged good looks.

  • That's in to Val Caries and three brawlers.

  • That'll do it.

  • I feel confident.

  • This one.

  • No, ice is one of Zachary's dead.

  • My God, you suck more than someone's mom.

  • Oh, fuck him up.

  • Nights.

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  • Get under.

  • The pirates are no match for you.

  • Yes, that's the lights that I know in love.

  • Look at him.

  • You were You were about to get in for a bad.

  • Uh, no.

  • I have to defend my ship.

  • Water.

  • These are my voice so high.

  • Oh, I'm going to kill these guys.

  • Hole.

  • I know exactly how to deal with this.

  • Catapults on a boat.

  • There is no greater defense.

  • It's gotta work.

  • It's flawless tactics.

  • This is the siege of Gettysburg all over again.

  • Okay, one's own is right there.

  • There, there, right there.

  • Get it.

  • Get him!

  • Yeah, get it, Get it!

  • But you're funny.

  • Standing up.

  • Stephen, what do you do?

  • Clearly that's not the way forward.

  • It's time for the dark Knight rises.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Buy store shields going to protect you.

  • You know, muskets.

  • Getting trulia when you've got a big O shield made out.

  • Get your foot out of your ass and start fighting.

  • Get No, no!

  • There we go.

  • There we go.

  • The three nights you've heard of the Destry Musketeers before.

  • Well, these are the most in tears right now.

  • Come on, you can win this.

  • You could win this for whole man country.

  • Do it for Ireland.

  • Fucked is one left.

  • Come on.

  • For Ireland, For Ireland in all of the sports, All the sports in the bag.

  • There you go.

  • Come on.

  • That's my team.

  • And my army are stronger than the greatest of men.

  • Good job.

  • I love you.

  • Interesting business.

  • I can't even see what you guys were using Carp owners, would you?

  • Are you guys a big bunch of poon ear's gonna letyou poon May ninjas.

  • I'm gonna put all these Tyler Blevins is around in a circle and you're all gonna fight if you're a fuck him up.

  • Oh, they are so Okay.

  • You gotta guys, you got it.

  • You got it?

  • Just sure can.

  • Jurika NHS Can you insure You can?

  • Yes, he's doing it.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God!

  • Fuck up.

  • Yeah, this guy is my hero.

  • Oh, I shouldn't have possessed him.

  • Why did they possess him?

  • I don't know why I am possessing anything.

  • My own fucking break.

  • You know what I need Musketeers?

  • One for every lad.

  • Now again, scientists know I'm I, but I'm pretty sure that bullets steel metal ball is coming out with explosive gunpowder out of your big long barrel is gonna do more than a fucking spiky stick tied to a rope.

  • And if it doesn't, then we have big problems.

  • Leads.

  • There you go.

  • Hey, Go, Makham!

  • Why?

  • What?

  • Have no fucking faith in anybody!

  • All right?

  • Balloon Archer!

  • Study Only nights that can save us now.

  • Are you Guys suck a bunch of fucking corals.

  • It just looks like a circus.

  • Who's winning?

  • I don't know.

  • Hopefully, my guys, of course, my guys.

  • I don't even need to ask that.

  • I don't even need to question My guys will always win when it comes to war.

  • Ain't nobody fucking worse than my guys, man or Matal.

  • Biodiesel buys.

  • What are we gonna do?

  • Three Joe sir's.

  • Wait, not come on in for come up lights, stick some sticks up their arses.

  • Things that I've shoved up My aas jousting stick Pep Bo's toaster.

  • We're gonna win.

  • We're going.

  • If these are not the happiest looking horses that I have ever did do.

  • See.

  • Hi, guys.

  • You're so Q.

  • Look atyou.

  • Usually kiss you right in your googly dumb fucking eyes.

  • If I was a sexy little lad now what would I do?

  • I know what I do.

  • I was this chicken on a bird in the ocean.

  • I'm fairly confident that if I just put balloon archers all here that I'm going to win now, There's never been a more sound military tactician than Jack Septic.

  • Are you doubt me?

  • You find fault in me.

  • You may find fault in me, but I fuck you up with balloons.

  • Okay, Well, they just took me out back and shot me.

  • Didn't they?

  • Like that dog?

  • I am.

  • What do you see?

  • The reason it didn't work because you raise We're all up here.

  • And then you started coming down the steps that a shooting from where we were when really you should been all down here shooting from the very get go.

  • So let's do it.

  • This type.

  • Come on, Come on.

  • There you go.

  • There you go.

  • Already winning already, but This is good.

  • You're winning.

  • You're winning at life.

  • You're winning.

  • I love this.

  • I believe in you.

  • I don't know what's happening.

  • Are you still winning?

  • Know what Would Caesar do?

  • What Alexander do?

  • They're dead, So I don't know.

  • I can't ask them.

  • I know Alexander would go for ninjas.

  • Alexander was a big ninja lover.

  • And you know why?

  • Because ninjas are awesome.

  • What you just did hold on a Fricker franker.

  • My samurai are able to deflect bum throwers.

  • That's changing.

  • I do like your socks, though.

  • They're very cute.

  • Just put a bunch of more focused severeid down.

  • Or now we have a battle worthy of more door Come up and to fight those harpoons.

  • Her pooh boy.

  • So good not done yet.

  • The real strength comes from within the emotional battle.

  • This is just tedious busywork.

  • Fuck, yeah, You can't do anything sad, right?

  • Except kicked.

  • Um, that's that's unfair.

  • That's not your weapon of choice.

  • Oh, it's gonna end badly for you.

  • Yes, that's so awesome.

  • So that I can deflect.

  • Fuck, yeah.

  • Nobody poon and me.

  • Nobody pulling in the jack way.

  • We get this and put pitches.

  • I see that cannon's Now, this is just getting ridiculous.

  • This isn't even pod race anymore.

  • What will this do to you?

  • Well, this win the battle on its own.

  • No.

  • Oh, that was defeated faster than you lasted in bed last night.

  • 10 Valkyries.

  • That's why I need Come on, guys.

  • Go get stuck in there.

  • Yes, Wings are better than feet.

  • What was the last time you flew with your feet?

  • Never.

  • And you know what?

  • I'm not getting this time.

  • The feet.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, I got the feet.

  • I see what happened is you in this big steel or stone E ball hitch in the knees.

  • It's going to get you the knees, air the weak point.

  • The knees are the opening to the soul.

  • You know, I'm gonna test the definition of insanity here.

  • And just try this again, because I think honestly, if you take out the cannons first cannons forced carry.

  • My guys don't know what first means, because if they did, they wouldn't be doing this.

  • I have a formation of lads that I think you're better than any other lads Cannons.

  • Dow didn't even start it.

  • Chance.

  • Canada don't Instantly this time.

  • Well, you know the night's gonna fuck up, Captain to pirates here.

  • Yeah, that, um easy, easy.

  • Victory.

  • First trying didn't even have to try.

  • I would the batter before even got out of bed this morning.

  • Hey, Dobbs said with me a bunch of knights are butcher healers.

  • Our forger.

  • Bastards On the other side, I have big epic battle.

  • Followed them in front of them in the cannons are not priests.

  • You have legs.

  • Use them.

  • Get in there.

  • He'll my boys hell them until they happy he is no more.

  • And then he is again.

  • What do you even fighting?

  • Okay, this is good.

  • This is good.

  • I got one night to go up into the back and fuck them up from behind.

  • That's how you get them.

  • You have fucked him from behind.

  • Get him!

  • Get him all.

  • He has the two balls in his hand.

  • We will fight them in the beaches.

  • We will fight them in the ocean.

  • We will fight them in the water and on the land war fighting.

  • Mikey, though that's that's a no go.

  • Never same technique again.

  • I'm confident in my bite's not the priest that the priests of the weak link the Priest's her The breaking point for me.

  • What are you gonna do?

  • Pray them to death?

  • No Support the boys that matter, lad Support, lads.

  • Fight, fight, fight, fight.

  • Get in their fight fight yet for come up.

  • Yeah, take away his windpipe.

  • Put out a strike, You get his knees, get throws.

  • Let's let's let's let's that's really I have to put my boys next to your boys.

  • I don't want to put boys on boys and my boys on top of your boys, Okay?

  • I'll gladly put my boys and my boys, but that's because they're my boy.

  • I ain't going anywhere near your bullshit in the mood or food.

  • Er OK, let's see what we can do with this.

  • Not a lot, because all right, a healer per boy.

  • Wait, Let's just go for it.

  • It's the summer love, baby.

  • Summer love and death.

  • Get them crusaders!

  • Fuck them up!

  • Wow!

  • Wow!

  • You know, they say that defeat is just one stepping stone towards victory.

  • That's hard to say, but all your guys are fucking dead would have put in some kings and some healers on the king's.

  • That's good.

  • Now the king's the king's heir.

  • What's up the king.

  • Oh, don't mess with those guys.

  • Those guys don't even care.

  • They're not even ruling their own lands anymore.

  • Kings don't even get along with each other.

  • I have three of them.

  • Two of them now.

  • One of them.

  • One is better than none of them.

  • Come on.

  • Is that that's a lot of cannons left.

  • And that's a broken jaw was broken.

  • Jaws don't matter when you're dead.

  • It's not working.

  • Is the point of having all this energy and gusto and fight for life.

  • If you're just gonna fuck it up.

  • You know what?

  • I've been starting the wrong place.

  • I should be starting out here.

  • Yes, Archer.

  • Searchers Fuck it up, Kenneth.

  • Fuck him up.

  • Take him to school.

  • Take to school to give him a wedgie.

  • What if I possess the king?

  • It doesn't fucking help because he's a big pilot.

  • Plato, you You're the problem.

  • Is that a giant hired cannon ready to destroy the lives of manner?

  • You just happy to see me?

  • Tactics, tactics?

  • I need my big brain.

  • I need my brain to think in.

  • Could I could I Brain What do I need?

  • What?

  • What?

  • What?

  • What goes up against cannons.

  • Jousters Bring some jousting boys going on.

  • I think I could.

  • I'm gonna I have a renegade over here.

  • No, Over here.

  • Ready?

  • No renegade.

  • Over here.

  • Go, guys!

  • Okay, A lot of you are dead already.

  • That I felt my soul Leave my body on that one that you guys fuck in Sook, why can't you just be also?

  • Why can't you just be like your sisters?

  • Balloon archers!

  • Now, you see, the key part about Balloon arch is being successful is that they have to hit their targets.

  • Wait, I'm red Way.

  • Do you have a balloon on you?

  • You had a fight with someone, didn't you?

  • Because they went straight for the money makers.

  • Guys, hell trying to your energy.

  • I need your big energy, your big game or energy.

  • Apparently minds lacking today.

  • What is this guy doing?

  • This'd the circle?

  • I joined the sand.

  • You come in here, I kill you.

  • These guys are like, for fuck's sake, Finberg, Why can't you just be normal?

  • Oh, maybe it's ninjas that I need.

  • I don't have one angel left.

  • Oh, get up, Joe.

  • Man, all you do is just build.

  • It almost worked though the Ninjas were pretty cool.

  • I like them a lot.

  • It's just a shame that these guys are covered in barrels.

  • The biggest enemy today was wood and even neighbor.

  • What weight was the answer in front of me all along?

  • Was it Valerie's?

  • Was that the answer?

  • Why?

  • Don't go for the medal, boys.

  • Those guys fucking suck.

  • All they do is have barrels wrapped around them, do anything they can win against this water.

  • And me, apparently.

  • Okay, this is not bad.

  • I have to bonkers left.

  • I have one Valkyrie left.

  • Get him Get No, no!

  • God!

  • Finally on.

  • Clench made.

  • I mean, apple juice in my ass.

  • Yes.

  • What?

  • So have a captain defend the captain.

  • Wait, Do I lose?

  • If the captain dies?

  • That's not cash money.

  • See if this works.

  • Prince Valkyries put in some Musketeers.

  • I think the Musketeers are actually the equivalent of putting in a slice of toast into battle because I don't think they could do a whole lot.

  • Oh, but the captain is awesome.

  • Oh, God.

  • He took a full ball to the face, but he's still standing.

  • He's still going.

  • Oh, God is gonna end badly.

  • This is gonna end badly.

  • What?

  • Oh, baby.

  • Oh, my God!

  • I'm so happy.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, This is gonna be for disco.

  • 00 Dick's getting hard Just thinking about it Carnival, carnival, catapult Carnival carnival for come up foot Come up.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Uh, Come on, come on.

  • I could have done my fucking taxes by the time it took you to actually turn and shoot your big ball of shite.

  • OK, watch this Card pulled Carter pulled firing squad car and pulled.

  • Go!

  • Yes, thats is it.

  • My whole life has been building to this moment.

  • Come on, come on, come on.

  • Come on.

  • You Oh, my God.

  • You suck milk out of a cow's orders.

  • Okay, I got the best plan.

  • I got such a good plan going on.

  • Where's the king?

  • But the king here put a Tony healers around.

  • Got it?

  • So the samurai changing j go up against the harpoon ist the Valkyries swooping, killed whatever they can Med women, Children does that matters Rule a path of ruling nature.

  • Baby on then my king is going to come in and finish off this this amalgamation of what it's supposed to be a person.

  • Go go, Go.

  • Is this good?

  • Is this gonna win?

  • I'm not sure yet because I don't know what's going on.

  • I should party put on my glasses for this but I think I'm winning.

  • I I think I'm winning.

  • I think I winning.

  • I think I lost Wasn't a bad strategy.

  • It was a bad execution.

  • I thought What's five executions now we need Yeah, this is this will work.

  • This will work.

  • I have faith in this one.

  • Oh, yeah He plows through them in no time flat.

  • Oh, hell, yeah Oh, hell, yeah I get up again Oh, fuck about can't Can't get fucked up Two Kings Row fucking dad's boy Oh, oh, oh oh man Catapults from the sea This is gonna work Days is going Fuck him up.

  • Start, start swinging Start swinging a Don't ask questions Who are you even fighting right now?

  • Oh, God!

  • The kings are alone.

  • Oh, no, It's okay.

  • Second King is coming.

  • Did you kill your own guy?

  • Why did you do that?

  • That was stupid.

  • Coming!

  • Get some help from catapults.

  • Catapults!

  • Okay, that helps a little bit.

  • Kind of all.

  • Come on.

  • Okay, he's dead.

  • Nice Wait!

  • Are you dead.

  • Oh, I'm going to fucking control your myself.

  • God, this is fucking terrible, huh?

  • Come on.

  • Come on.

  • We have five seconds.

  • This is nerve record before.

  • Can hate this.

  • I hate this.

  • I hate this.

  • I hate this.

  • Come on, baby.

  • Who, Huh?

  • Daughter sucks.

  • Last dance.

  • Last Chance Saloon.

  • Last chance maybe died.

  • So it's all over.

  • It's all over.

  • God.

  • A mighty right.

  • First order bidness possessed this unit.

  • Now I have a plan I can possess Units on.

  • Be way more effective.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Okay.

  • Should be aiming at the ground.

  • Oh, probably.

  • Maybe.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Are you shooting into space?

  • I'm ready.

  • They're still to catapult over there.

  • Ready to kill him.

  • Come on, baby.

  • That's not where I am.

  • Do you?

  • Walking sack of garbage when you're gonna get one shot at this.

  • Put me in, Coach.

  • I'm ready.

  • All right.

  • What?

  • I need this episode off tubs here.

  • The adrenaline is flowing through me.

  • The testosterone.

  • The lust for battle is strong, but I'm excited to be playing more tabs.

  • Maybe I will mark the game next time or just whenever I decide to play more of it.

  • But you guys should let me know which mods are your favorites.

  • Which ones are actually cool?

  • Leave them down in a common cause?

  • I don't know.

  • I don't even know where to start with the bonds of escape.

  • Thank you guys so much for watching this one.

  • Don't forget to leave a like for all our fallen warriors here today.

  • They really needed that.

  • I lost ah 100,000 warriors.

  • You know what that means?

  • You smash like a subtle way.

  • Also, don't forget to subscribe if you want to see Maur daily videos.

  • But also, if you want to be in touch and know when I upload the next taps video and I'll see all you gamers then keep the battle strong eyes the look I'm going for.

  • I want to be as hairy as this guy.

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