If you wouldn't mind John and Greg, just for a moment, Removing your mascots and space for mine.

It's quite a big mascot.

And here it is.

It's this.

I was on holiday recently, and I was frankly, I was a pulled at the price off the banana boat.

T euros.

I've got three kids on it.

May that's 90 euros.

I thought, No.

Sorry, Javier, giving you your own.

Which one of your Children is.

So I had a few sir vases.

I stayed up and I made this beauty.

And it works brilliantly because you just have to go away around here.

You made this for?

You were drunk.

Yes.

I was quite pissed when I made this.

Yeah, that's that serves no justice.

There's a lot of fun for the family.

I paid for the whole holiday with this thing.

You get that down there, get over the kids on there and then they don't fight.

Go.

There's absolutely no way that you look like the king of the way.

Have you got a mascot?

So, Jimmy, recently I was approached.

There's been a problem.

Far too many people are being called national treasures.

So I've been asked Bye, the media to become like the head of the National Treasures Committee to decide who's a news out.

See, you put the no box on my side.

Yes.

So I'm going to go through them one by one and see whether they make it.

It's his partner.

Mr.

Offer this fella Surely an edge here?

No, but love it.

National treasure.

Sure, no reason is no in is he dyes his hair.

He's actually a black hair.

I've seen them ride off from his bar.

So next up, this cheeky chappie, a lot of people say to me, Sure, What's a sensible amount to drink?

I say, Imagine your apartment and you'll be driving your mom home after lunch.

Enjoy yourself, but don't go mental.

It's your mom.

She brought you up?

No, I don't have any taquitos so that when you do crash, you're not driving so fast.

Nobody gets killed.

Yeah, it makes it in.

Yeah, because you know, he could have killed someone, didn't he?

Didn't get too pissed.

Another paper.

Think he should be in some people do make injure me.

But not this fellow because he's too mild.

He's like a curry for toddlers.

Oh, yeah.

Now, this guy, great Wallace Greg came Coast because I like him because he wears a hand there.

Even got Chris back hand What he wanted.

Some boldness will get in.

No, I like him because he's got no sense of irony or humor.

Very close to getting through.

But I've met him.

No, Greg, try to put this spoon in my pudding.

You think she'd be a shooting with you?

She's very definition show.

No.

What?

Bison tax.

Next.

Thio.

Theo, you know I'm doing mascot you, but I've got something that I've been reprieved something clamor for.

More of these has become overwhelming for my gritty limericks.

As I pointed out that Limerick was originally written as a sort of topic or social comment Ready.

So then they became sort of like a lighthearted source.

E postcard type jokes.

Andi, I'd like to read a few of my gritty limericks view now from a Yeah, this 1st 1 is basically about the break up of the nuclear family on the profound impact it has on one or both parents.

There was a divorced dad from Kent to whom at the weekend.

His Children relent.

They all went to the zoo.

He said, It's your mom, not you and intothe this'll Next.

Limerick deals with one of the recent evils of modern Britain.

A growing industry of misery.

The payday lender.

There was a single mom from hunger.

I can't finish for money Alighted from one girl.

The cashier spent 4000% now home.

She has no longer have you gone.

Mask up.

Now what I've done, Jimmy, I've grated something I call total comedy.

You're aware the Dutch team of the 19 seventies Famous Dutch football TV.

I played total football.

Thanks.

Total comedy.

I'll be ready now.

Um what Space is my comedy characters?

I do.

How many characters?

I'll just go through them.

You know, some of them like this one here.

Oh, uh, put the cat out.

Oh, you.

But that was Red Knight.

No fixed abode or gender.

Um, Darcy Windle's.

This is a We've done this place up nice.

That is enough.

That's artful, Archie.

Oh, I have three of your warmest soups.

This is Jakey.

Lionel.

No, you can't have any of mine.

Geeky.

Cheeky is ironic because he's actually quite rude.

Put that down.

Never mind.

Why put it down?

Does anyone have a phone charger?

That stadium from Belfast?

Corporate stuff?

And then I always finish with salad.

You know is you always know My, my You always Oh, my Because my my singing teacher said Sure, you have an amazing tool.

I thought I'd make a lovely countdown casserole, so cooked it on.

What is this?

Bake off on All the ingredients are letters of the alphabet.

So in it it's got apple Bob Brue, Coriander, Vento Theun.

Well, just one.

Then I thought, Why not an extra milk on just t zest?

No zest of lemon on.

Here it is.

And I'm gonna have a welcome on top temperature on the well.

I've never seen it before.

In all honesty, I've got about 30 there.

I paid £10 for charity of your choice.

If you ate all of them in a row £10 your magic number to eagle the works £10,000 to me.

Oh Gallery.

Whether we can say Huh?

What is the bank say?

Definitely.

Yes.

D'oh!

Go!

What?

What were quite true?

I can't speak for everyone, but I'm happy to see Theo.

And then you could just put all your effort into the way.

I'll take responsibility for this other than the financial aspect.

You You taste this Jew.

What do you think It was?

Quite nice.

A lot nicer than 100.

Well, Nix, we're sharing a room.

Oh, you could be very sick.

Yeah, the worst thing now would be to shit yourself and not have raised any money.

Sure.

What did Miles just Thank you, pretty thing.

Why don't you open up the curtains and I'll let the sun in a way.

The final scores are, Sean, did you manage to down all of the way?

Let's go.

Yes, I do, Jimmy, you know, you get those brown signs and you're driving through somewhere That says a brown sign, and it says Go visit.

Like, you know, there's been farming museum, and you always gets always shit, isn't it?

Why did he learn me down?

So I thought I'd come up with some alternative brown science for things to honestly, you do want to know when you're driving around and also things you want to avoid.

This one was just like this.

Don't stop it.

It's the rubbish world walk Avoid.

Sometimes you won't stop for P.

You want stop in a good spot.

So you you looked at scenic pissing spot.

There you go.

Hey, you got lucky.

Here's where to go for cheap weed, huh?

That way, But cheap.

What about this porn hedge place people discard form.

Well, this one childish photo opportunity, huh?

You know, George like a would be the photo this month after the bloke next exit.

Oh, just coming up is a prison.

They wouldn't want stuff near a prison full of serial killers.

You know, just up there.

It's just full of serial killers.

You just drive.

Tentative.

Reacted when you this'll be quite popular for some people Woods for men, you know that there's a lot of words that men like toe hang out in.

I'm looking for a friend, Sean, if you got a mascot.

Well, I'm gonna mascot so much as I'd like to start a new craze.

Last year was the year off the ice bucket challenge course.

Huge on Percy.

Wasn't that impressed.

You know, bit of cold water on you doesn't really make any difference.

I've come up with a new craze.

I want to pass on raise money and it's the cat litter challenge.

Take this part of cat litter over May to raise money for some carnage.

I don't like cats or something that some worthy charity from men clearly going through some sort of breakdown.

Yeah.

Can I just pledge £100 pledge £100?

Well, actually, I've got to nominate after this, you know?

Actually, D'oh!

What would you do that?

23 deck and shove their Bush Tucker Little Jordy cats.

I've got this.

You got to nominate two people that's gone down the back, you show.

But it's worth it for a good cause tonight saying Anna Wintour, the editor of Vote.

You don't expect him to it.

Obviously, it's too far.

I may actually have a bit of cash.

It it never occurred to me when I was leaving the area to take my water with Stan.

No, no, no.

You've made your bed.

You lie.

Just stay there and you catch it and think about what you've done.

You've had some crazy ideas.

Good old time.

A child says production wanted our production crew say to you when you said, honey, you doing your mic on check, which is probably some pull Salman insisting to Bullock.

Would it be unreasonable to ask for another glass of water that somebody just tunes in now?

Desk.

Have you got a mascot now?

I don't Jimmy.

I don't have a mascot, but I do have something.

People come to me.

As you know.

I've come up many inventions of mine country with a problem.

Andi asked me for a solution.

He's a plumbing and heating engineer is often called outs to fix boiler problems.

Heating problems.

Also air conditioning on.

He gets calls to a nudist camp on.

They have a no clothes on sight policy on, He finds it very uncomfortable.

So I've come up with this, that idea of a onesie with his body on it, and then he can go toe work, satisfy their desire, desire to see, to see his body, the sun we'd raisin new.

Want everyone else to be new.

He's working away Bang, bang.

Just say I'm fine now.

Don't be quite good for nudists as well who don't not drafts.

It's deeply unsettling Christmas card money in this.

You know, it's this year this is me nude, but I don't wanna be nude.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whilst you concerned about the gate I left open in that field Responsible way would call that field.

It's more of a responsible of May on the trail of snacks that led to the orphanage.