Dave, you're mascot.

Yes, I do have a mess.

What have you got?

I've brought my mascot is a torch.

Why have you brought a torch?

It's good luck.

Good luck in a power cut.

Andi, it's good luck.

If you want murder someone, you gonna say something different there.

What do you think I was gonna think.

Good luck if you wantto wank a torch off.

Maybe for other people.

Maybe this is the normal way to masturbate.

This is all about learning, David.

What's your five Sugar?

Sugar?

I'm not I'm not flirting in a voice.

I would have said it more sexy.

Well, give me an idea of what that would have been like.

Okay, I'll try.

Well, this is gonna be embarrassing, Director, that Susie No, thanks.

Um, okay.

Into time instead of starting embarrassed, But it will be easier.

I'm sorry, Jimmy.

I understand Sugai.

I think so because Big Ben says bone right when they bring it back, Should they get it to say bed?

Why don't you get a seat on this program?

I mean, the biscuit biscuit dough way be saying I'm eating a biscuit way.

Haven't got any snacks.

I wanna show you here and you're going to be a push audience.

Like my shoulder.

You get me?

Would you wanna be my urban translator?

So I've got some words here.

These are some of the phrases from series one to be sure that Nazif said so.

I want you to say them daddy, and I don't know what that means.

Then, man, dare can't because I'm guessing that might mean that man there can't wrap because my right, I don't know.

They've got no Guinness and no back juice.

Sex game dead here in Syria.

You've got that mixed up.

I think there's something that David Mitchell said about May.

It's got no guinea.

So I understand what that have been to pub with you.

Have you say they've got no Guinness?

What's back?

Juice Juice Right here.

What?

I'm saying you're a really o g.

What do you think that means?

Hey, what I'm saying it means Hey, what I'm saying this you're a really, really was realizing.

I'm saying your old g o g my body language as well, saying your roll g your role, Jeezy, I don't understand what anyone's saying.

Ah, original gang O g stands for original gangster.

Yeah, All right.

Fine.

And what does that mean?

Like a criminal who has lots of good ideas.

Definitely predictable, like would you write?

That makes no sense.

Now, it wouldn't be a series of bake off of our a few food disasters, but whose food disaster back in February resulted in call.

Sir, please.

People contacting the MPs and a public apology in the press.

Uh, get in contact with your steak up related to do with you.

Yes, yes, yes.

Okay.

I know.

OK, so, Richard, no KFC chicken shortage.

David.

Michelle.

What do you got KFC around that chicken?

What were you aware of this, Michelle?

That sounds like on an American problem.

This is quite a funny story, actually, because they had one company that delivered a ll there chicken for years and years and years.

And they another company that said no, we can do it for less than that.

Andi other The first chicken company sort of laid off loads of staff was very sad and everything.

And then this other delivery company got nowhere close.

It was almost like they thought What?

How much chicken do you need?

It would be like one chicken per branch day, day one.

There's a chicken Super.

Tell us when you need another need another 4000 Now Every other one.

They can't believe it.

This is unimaginable quantity of chicken.

We have to deliver hundreds of places now.

How the hell are we do that?

We're used to doing Parcells Chicken's way.

It broke down immediately.

Turned up with five chickens.

You lot, that's all.

Tesco's have got.

Leave.

You got a mascot?

I do?

Yes, my mascot is a fondue set Brings you good luck.

Now it's contractual.

I've taken frankly, a frightening amount of money from the Swiss government to be the face of fondue fund is in terminal decline.

Will you be eating fondue through?

I might give it a go.

It's very I shouldn't probably shouldn't say this.

It's very, very, very cheesy, oppressively cheesy cheese in there.

Anyway, it's in the contract that would suggest that you maybe shouldn't say, Oh my God, it's two cheese.

I've got to speak out at some point.

Get it down.

You so cheesy.

But anyone else like him I love a bit for help me out to use different forks otherwise that students John, there's no German.

The planet that can survive that boiling.

Yeah.

Was that You can have other funding.

It would be fun.

Do.

But it's really hot.

Really.

Funders.

Steam coming off.

I love a girl.

It's a Cornish.

I didn't know where they were from.

Jeez, his cholesterol test before language in the game of Thrones.

Yes, it's quite grumpy.

You do much of it, Charles.

You?

Unfortunately, no.

You get to watch that.

You say to each other Coming.

Let's come.

What?

I don't think that it's not the way a big film set works that when there's a sex scene happening at the actress from all the other way wouldn't really would be really a lot of electricians come out of the woodwork.

A lot of boom are a lot of carpenters have the electricity.

Yeah, yeah, it's densely populated.

Yeah, all of them eagerly drill in one hand.

Yeah, cock in the other.

Anything I can do?

The oh, released at my girl's boarding school spent quite a lot of time looking at a brochure called Alaska Men.

Yes, only, you know.

Ah, only Alaskan G going Alaskan men looking for wife they, Some of them will have some of them.

They were very, very lonely, like we were.

Yeah, I don't know what they were doing up there, but they move every lonely and looking for women wanking way.

They were ranking intothe lovely Christmas, my Christmas guys about on the front That could be your Christmas single wanking into the smooth.

Irish actor Liam Neeson said in an interview this week that after finding out a friend of his was raped by a black man years ago, Neeson walked the streets for a week with Akash, hoping he'd be approached by a black person so that, in his own words, he could kill them.

He specifically asked his friend as well, though What color was the attacker?

So many questions raised by this.

Why does the color of the person matter?

Why bring all this up in an interview for your film?

And what is Akash should be spayed the end of his career.

What were your thoughts on?

What, no many issues?

Never has there been a time in human history.

Speaking out on the subject has been more universally Well, that's really the last word on what were your thoughts on what he said.

Oh, e.

I mean, why did he say that?

I think that was my fault.

Yes.

Why did he say that?

Yeah.

Why didn't he No say that thing?

It wasn't on the spot, so there wasn't.

I don't think there was someone being strangled.

If he stopped speaking will be a scenario like speed.

You know where you keep driving, Bosco, I think.

Why don't you stop with the lights?

And then afterwards, you know it's a speed so understandable because he wants just promoting a film.

Yes.

I mean, yes, if there was someone who would die if he stopped speaking and that was the only thing that came into his head to say, David, if you got a mascot this evening, yes.

What've you got?

I've got these because I thought if I brought these that it would allow other people to make sexual jokes.

Very comfortable making sexual jokes myself.

A bit repressed.

Very awkward.

But I know people enjoy sexual jokes attribute in a way, by bringing these and an opportunity for other people too.

I got a little expect you of the way being fucked.

I thought this would be a wonderful of it.

Because you love making sexual jokes.

I do You actually say Say a sexual thing.

Okay, Susie, what have you been looking into recently?

Other than glory holes Stop necessary way.

Looking into recently is only effective way, Magnum.

Oh, come on.

Yeah, E.

I know you had a magnet.

You and Mr Step show good Big Mike doesn't what the same on girls think it doesn't have the same effect.

I like it.

But it's medicine, right?

That one here just gave you another 50 million little foot soldiers TV show.

And someone has just handed me a brown bottle with the label removed.

I'm frightened.

It's like cough medicine.

But something strange is happening downstairs.

That's something very Mueller is happening.

Misty blue birds are coming back to what?

God?

What I found weird about it is the initial taste is disgusting.

But then there's an aftertaste that slightly nicer than the initial taste back, said outsiders is less it back up.

Okay, it's like having a blanket that's too small for the bed.

I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed, but the blanket is made of cashmere So what is he talking about?

He's got squat and they're fantastic.

They are like a cashmere.

But I would like a big school.

It is possible, but you can't buy the moment.

What?

Hello?

Hello?

Is this absolutely right?

Gabby and Mickey, You've nailed it.

He was talking about the player crisis in Chelsea in 2007.

At the end of January.

Transfer window?

Yes.

Well, you know, you You saw that I am a Chelsea fan.

And here's the special one.

Why they call him that calls himself that anyone can do that.

I'm the best lover in the world.

The special one.

When he was re appointed manager of Chelsea in June 2013 hey was asked if he was still the special one.

He responded, saying he was now the happy one, adding, I'm no longer the special one.

Now I am one of you that way.

I mean, quitting.

If some guy Do you notice that David during this football but isn't even bothering to look at us allover there knows those cripples over there over there?

Yes, they they don't know about football.

Not like us.

Just use their inhalers over there ladies German, please give a big welcome to thought Black widow, Spider Man, Black Panther and the Incredible Hulk.

Yes, I'm definitely starting to hallucinate.

Okay.

These guys have all had a massive year of the box office.

Half the top 10 grossing movies worldwide had marvel characters in them.

But how well do you know them all?

All I want to do is write down their riel name.

Ah, fuck.

You know, have a chat with No, You can't have a chat with him.

Can't talk.

Look at him.

Try and stand up for your boobs.

Make him giggle.

Okay, well, let's have a look and see what you got.

So what?

What do you put for full Theodore Roosevelt?

Theodore Roosevelt is not the right answer.

What did what did you put Claudia for, Thor?

I mean, you're pretty close.