She's a sturdyoldgirl, though, butwhat's insideandwhatcanwedowithit?
Naturally, thefirstthingtodowascrackitopen.
Atthispointduringfilming, I wasstillnonethewiser, as I hadn't eventesteditbefore, takingitoutsidetothestudio, openingitupandinsideladyagingcomponentscrammedintothisthing's solid L chassiswiththesmellofdustleakingoutintotheatmosphere, themore I liftedthelid.
DDRtomemorysatbehindtheoldschoolblowerstylestockedcooler, whichmademehopeforanex P installation.
When I fireditupabovethememory, satmounted a 40 gigabyteSaturharddrive.
It's crazytothinkthisoncelargecapacitycouldnowbeconsumedby a singlegame, thoughyoudon't havetoworryaboutthatwith a PClikethis, thesecomponentsarepoweredby a customformfactor 160.
Whatpowersupply?
Sodespitethereactuallybeing a PC, I expressslotsonthemotherboard.
Notmanycardswouldruncomfortably.
Butthencamethemomentoftruth.
Thepowerup, thePCinwhich I'vetakentonicknamingthebeastfiredstraightupintotheBIOStoreveal a 2.8 gigahertzPentiumfour, the 32 bitprocessorwithhyperthreading.
UnliketheearlierCPUmodels, the 32 bitarchitecturewillproveitself a furtherlimitation.
Though I alsoconfirmedthespeed, typeandamountofmemoryandinsuredallthedriveswerefunctioningcorrectlybeforeexitingtheBIOStorevealthegoodold X p splashscreenshortlybeforehearingthepure, nostalgicandheavenlyjingle.
ManyofUS X P usersbecameaccustomedtobootuptime.
24 seconds.
IttookanotherfiveminutesbeforetheAbbasrecognizedmykeyboardandmouseonautomaticallyinstalledthem, meaning I couldthenuninstalleverythingthepreviousownerhadjammeditupwith.
Onceit's warmedup, it's a lotlotsmooth, andit's jammedagain, givingit a fewsecondstocatchup.
Themachinethenfeltsnappierthanever.
Sowhat's heliketouse?
Well, thefirstthing I didwasopenupsomeoftheprograms I usedas a childbeforemyscoregotInternet.
That, ofcourse, was M s paint.
Asyoucansee, I'm stillsomewhatof a masterofthearts, creatingthisbadboyinjustunder a coupleofminutes.
I alsotried a coupleofthingsthat I'vebecomeaccustomedtoasanadultandusingeverydaylife, butquicklyrealizedtheimmediatelimitationsofthenowobsoleteexPos, whichcombinedwiththeaforementioned 32 bitprocessthatdoesn't givethisthingthebestfightingchance.
Thankfully, Windows X P reallymadeadvancesinthewayweconnectedourdevicesto a PCandsettingupmyWiFiUSBdonglewas a disklessprocess, meaning I wasupandrunningonthisthing.
TheycalledtheWorldWideWeb.
Inminutesitwashere.
I stuckwiththetraditionalyetcommonlymockedInternetExplorertocatchuponsomeWorldCupnews, thoughbythetimetheWebpageloaded, IcelandhadalreadyequalizedagainstArgentina, nearlysendingtheliveblogged I wasreadinginto a catastrophicmeltdownasittriedtoautoupdate.
Inallseriousness, though, whilesomesitesdownrightrefusedtowork, itwasn't a terribleoverallexperience.
Andonceyou'veinstalled a differentbrowser, itwouldn't bebad.
Butyouhavetorememberthisarrestisnowtotallyunsupported, and I can't imaginethesystemwouldbeasquickonVistaorsevenmovingonandyoumaythinktryingtogameon a PentiumfourPCwithjusteightmegabytesofonboardvideomemorywouldbecrazy.
Impossibleormaybeeveninsane.
Did I evertellyouthedefinitionofinsanity?
Butrestassured, therearemanyclassicsthatitcanhandletoname a fewneedforspeedunderground.
Ronit 30 F.
P.
S mostofthetimeat 6 40 by 4 80 onthelowestsettingswiththatframeratedroppingMAWRinintenseraces.
DutyViceCity, oneofthebestintheseries, alsoplayedwellatthesameresolution, albeitwith a fewdropshereandthere.
Butnotoftendiditdidbelow 30.
Thisishow I rememberitlookingonthePlayStationtwo, and I nevercomplainedaboutthat, so I can't complainaboutthis.
Theoriginalhalflifealsoranat a solid 60 framespersecond.
Knowbythistimethesystemwasstartingtogetveryvocal.
Thephonewaspracticallyscreaming.
AtMay, thePentiumfour's alwaysdidrunhotbeforeunpluggingitinconsideringupgradeplans, I gaveeditingagoPhotoshoppingPremiereproandNogoeshere, butwhoneedsthemwhen I hadWindow's moviemaker.