I just want to start off by saying to all the people who don't know about none pizza with left beef.

I'm here for you to bring you into the glorious new future you will experience within the next four minutes.

For those of us who know about non pizza with left beef, come along with me on this journey.

There are better things in the world that none pizza would left beef, but not very men.

It was October 2007.

A man goes to Domino's dot com, where they have introduced a new feature that allows you to order pizza without talking to a human being.

And so for cheese, this intrepid explore chose none and for sauce.

Likewise, he ventured none.

And yet, for beef, he chooses normal and he chooses left.

I don't know what the non normal choices were that websites gone now, and the good people of dominoes did the only thing they could do.

They cooked some pizza crust and just tossed some beef balls in their tumbler.

Also launched in 2007 I'll remind you that the iPhone also launched in 2007 and also logged brothers.

It was an important year thing that we often forget about Tumbler.

The thing that makes it really such a fantastic platform is that every time you re vlog and add something that itself becomes content in that piece of content in the future cannot be lost.

It becomes attached to and is carried through with that media on to all the other places it will go.

But this one says 10 years into the future, and I will still be laughing about this.

It's now 12 years in the future, and I am still laughing about that.

And then the final edition.

Someone orders none pizza with left beef, and the man of the dominoes calls her back, and he says, Ms, you can't do that but you can.

You can and you must.

I maintain that no one would ever call a Domino's and say, I want none Pizza with left beef.

You need the interface between you and the person making the pizza so that you don't feel this weirdness.

Similar vein.

A man recently ordered a cheeseburger and then took off all of the things until he was left with the cheese.

You cannot ask for and paying 99 cents for a cheese from a person.

It's not funny anymore.

It's only funny when you punch it into a screen and then you imagine that.

I think the person on the other end is also giggling a little bit, thinking, I guess I'm gonna make a cheese.

We will never again live in a world without none pizza and left beef.

And as long as I have neurons firing together, I will have neurons dedicated to the existence of none.

Pizza with left be anyway, John, I finished my book.

E Can't go outside.

Do a pizza, Miss Dancing.

There's a freak blizzard, Theo, But okay, I forgot one of the stinking shirts at home.

Oh my God, my friend guards the shirt that I forgot to bring to the park.

It's maybe my favorite one thinks.

Cole, I like this one, too.

That's nice.

That's very cool.

And yes, I finished a draft of my book and it's the biggest news of my year, and I didn't have time to talk about it because I was too busy talking about none pizza with left beef.

John, if you want to ask me questions about it.

I probably gonna be talking about on Thursday.

John, I'll see you tomorrow.

I mean, I hope the book's good, but it's not gonna be as good as none.

Pizza with left beef.