It's coded broken.

I'm Andy Richter tonight.

Sean Hayes.

Now here is Conan O Brien, everybody, Conan O'Brien here.

Uh, wow.

Already Thursday, this is our fourth show.

Hard to believe this week is really flying by.

No, it's not.

Nobody is saying no.

No one's used that phrase once since the quarantine went into effect.

Really flying by this week, I tell you.

But we are having fun, and things are actually moving.

Ah, little more quickly than I thought.

Wonderful week of shows And tonight, Sean Hayes is joining us, thrilled to have him.

We've been getting terrific guest Thio pipe up and join us in this madness.

Really a wonderful time.

Odd circumstances to be doing a show I have to say I had a friend the other day, asked me Ah, Conan is gonna be weird to be doing a show and telling jokes and not getting a reaction.

And I said, I've been doing that for 26 years because because I don't get a lot of laughs.

That's the joke there.

Anyway, uh, I did ask my family if they would help me out by applauding.

When I walked into a room because I missed the applause, I said, Hey, you guys mind applauding When I walk into the room and they thought about it, They said, Here's a compromise.

We'll applaud when you walk out of a room so they hate me.

But all of us are in the same boat.

We're getting through this best we can.

We're finding little ways to amuse ourselves.

I've taken up whittling.

That's something I've been doing lately.

I thought you guys were into it, but it's fun.

You just get a piece of wood and get yourself a knife and you just start working away on the edges a little bit, and then you can start to kind of dive down and get into a little more detail as you go.

Patience, Patience is key because it doesn't happen quickly.

It's something that takes time and you're gonna make mistakes.

I've just begun.

I'm not very good at it, but I do the best that I can, and then you get, you know, to something like this.

Like I said, I'm just starting out just trying.

Um, yeah, that's the caliber of the stuff we're gonna be doing here on the show.

That's called the old Switcheroo.

Me?

You've been in the business for a while.

You're familiar with the old switch A Rooney.

He's got one block of wood, but then he's got something on you.

Okay, Okay.

You were way out of me.

I don't want to waste your time because that's not my purpose.

And I don't need to.

I don't need to waste time because we have so much good comedy and television for you.

If you could even call this television anymore, I don't know what it is, but, uh, we have great infotainment for you this evening.

Now, I want to do something useful in this part of the program.

Up top.

I thought I'd do a public service message for all those essential workers out there who are on the road.

Updates for the l A area.

Right now.

It looks like 405 is clear.

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Clear to 15.

Clear my colon.

Clear that to you.

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