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  • Tubas...

  • The under-appreciated instrument in the orchestra.

  • Today, We will be watching...

  • Some...

  • Some kind of a mixture.

  • But basically...

  • With the theme on tubas.

  • Because there's a lot of clips out there of...

  • Tubas getting into very strange incidences.

  • Tuba appreciation.

  • Yeah.

  • It would be tu-bad if you haven't subscribed yet.

  • Ooh!!!

  • Tu-bad!

  • Alright, anyway...

  • Guy drops his microphone down the tuba on live TV.

  • Oh god.

  • Dude...

  • Dude, that was like an amplify...

  • Unnecessary like...

  • *Imitates noise*

  • Oh, let's just like record like right like this

  • next to the mic.

  • There gotta be like audio monitors, like dudes...

  • - Yeah. - Monitoring the audio...

  • - Smashing. "Dude!" - "Damn it!"

  • Aw man...

  • He lost his mic down the...

  • Down the Tuba.

  • Dude, that's so disgusting! That's so disgusting!

  • There's all those fle - Like condensation.

  • Dude...

  • I love the sound effect.

  • *Imitates sound*

  • Then just goes quiet.

  • What a sacrilegious reporter.

  • The tuba got violated.

  • Yeah.

  • The tuba didn't want a mic inside its hole.

  • Oh my god...

  • Dude, that's not how you treat -

  • That's not how you treat an instrument.

  • Yeah.

  • - You don't like, yeah... - Just like...

  • Are you kidding me?

  • That's not a tuba by the way.

  • - Oh, what is it? - It's a sousaphone.

  • Oh, a sousa -

  • - Dude... - We have an intellect right there.

  • - That is true, that's not a tuba! - That's not a tuba.

  • Tubas are like this.

  • It should be like a u-shaped thing.

  • It doesn't point outwards, it points upwards.

  • Ooo, well-spotted!

  • Nice.

  • - TwoSet approved news reporter. - Yeah.

  • Did you flinch?

  • Oh yeah, forgot.

  • I flinched there.

  • That is tu-bad.

  • - Ooh! - Tu-bad! Ohh!

  • That's pretty cool.

  • When the party is too lit, you're like...

  • Ha-pow!

  • Woo!

  • - Dude, the cameraman full on fell down. - I know.

  • - And that camera! - He must be so pissed.

  • Yeah.

  • - And the guy didn't care, he didn't even bother, he's like... - He didn't react, he's like...

  • - That guy's just high. - Dude, that guy's on something.

  • Like on like, adrenaline or something.

  • I wanna watch it again.

  • That's when he started getting into it, he's like...

  • Nothing stop, nothing matters!

  • Ooo, fu -

  • Right there.

  • Ow...

  • When you do that pose, you're getting hyped.

  • My toe...

  • It should be a new hype thing, just...

  • - That's a new dance. - Oh my god.

  • He totally forgot he had a...

  • - Tuba... Sousaphone on his back. - Sousaphone.

  • Yeah.

  • Sousaphone argument.

  • - Oh yeah. - Yeah.

  • - "Came here to see tuba sousaphone argument." - "Came here to" - You're like...

  • I was just about to - Let's see.

  • - Wow. - He didn't even seemed to care about his sousaphone.

  • Yeah.

  • - And the camera guy just - - Dude...

  • - Fully got K.O. - It's like...

  • "God damn it, this is my job."

  • But professionally, he kept the camera on. It's like Tttss -

  • Caught the moment.

  • - Yeah. - A good cameraman can capture this -

  • Any situation, they can capture the moment.

  • Next one.

  • I flinched on that one.

  • Yeah.

  • - Okay. - Okay, I don't think this is a tuba one.

  • It's on lingling40hrs.

  • Oh!

  • Ugh...

  • Urgh...

  • - Ah... - Sorry I laughed.

  • Poor thing.

  • Dude, I need to watch that again.

  • You know why?

  • The crescendo?

  • Yeah, the crescendo happens.

  • - She's like playing with more weight. - She's like... The stand was like no.

  • I want to see how she recuperated afterwards.

  • I think she just gave up here.

  • She's like yeah.

  • That's so depressing.

  • I mean, I would too, but...

  • "I don't get paid enough for this s***, I'm out."

  • Budget deficit, needs a better stand.

  • Well...

  • Did you flinch or did you tu-bad?

  • I think I'm losing.

  • Yeah. I'm getting owned.

  • I'm getting sousaphoned.

  • - Ohh!! - Ohh!!

  • *Screaming*

  • Oh my god.

  • Dude, was that legit?

  • Ever wondered what's going on

  • through a tuba player's mind?

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • *Screaming*

  • Oh my god.

  • Wow...

  • As overdramatic as it is...

  • Part of me can...

  • - Relate. - Kind of...

  • Believe that because...

  • I know when you're so focused in practicing...

  • And your ears are hyper-tuned to whatever...

  • Sound you're making.

  • Like there have been times I'm practicing,

  • - And then... Yeah. - My mom just comes like knocks on the door.

  • - You're like, woah! Yeah, yeah. - I like, jump.

  • Yeah. No, I agree.

  • Cause you're so focused on whatever you're focused on.

  • The sound like you said.

  • And any sound interrupts that focus.

  • - Yeah, oh my god. - It's like an amplifier in your ears.

  • Yeah.

  • That guy had headphones in as well.

  • Yeah.

  • The way he screamed, that was funny.

  • That scream was funny.

  • A bit of a rough comparison between this...

  • The b-flat contrabass trombone -

  • Um...

  • I love he posted this as well.

  • I know.

  • But that was like a real reaction.

  • He's like, "this costs me a 100k..."

  • Or however much. Might as well post it.

  • - Yeah. - Get some views.

  • Dude, that would hurt.

  • Dude, imagine you're holding two violins.

  • Like two Strads, and you're just like...

  • I don't know if I will post it.

  • I can't.

  • - I couldn't. Yeah. - I couldn't bring myself.

  • That will be too much.

  • Urgh...

  • Argh... You can hear the clang.

  • Dude, I wanna watch it again.

  • A rough comparison between this...

  • The b-flat contrabass trombone -

  • I think he switched off.

  • He just let go.

  • "B-flat contrabass."

  • - Look at the weight... - "Wait."

  • - And just topples over. - Topping over... It's just like...

  • He must be just tired or something.

  • Yeah.

  • He looks... Probably too tired.

  • Because the reaction was like...

  • B-b-br - Like...

  • This...

  • The b-flat contrabass trombone -

  • Bro...

  • And then look.

  • Look at the blinking.

  • Like the eyes blinking and touching the head.

  • Oh, that was too good.

  • That didn't need acting. That was the real thing.

  • Congratulations.

  • Wow.

  • I don't know why I'm clapping but wow.

  • Alright, oboe. We're not doing tubas anymore, but hey.

  • What happened?

  • - The reed broke? - Something happened to the reed.

  • Ohh...

  • He realizes there was water bubbles in his keys.

  • He tapped it and then split his reed.

  • So subtle. Let's read the comments.

  • Damn.

  • What happened to the other oboist?

  • - She's just like... - She's just like, "now I don't have a oboe now."

  • Now it's my fault that if I get in trouble.

  • Cause I'm not playing my part.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh...

  • - That would hurt. That looks really painful. - That actually looks really painful.

  • Ah, gotta watch it again.

  • What?

  • - Oh!!! - Urgh!!!

  • That was a...

  • Dude, tubas are a hazard.

  • It's so heavy.

  • Material's hard.

  • You bow in front of a cameraman, you knock them out.

  • And the sound is pretty hazardous sometimes.

  • When you're practicing...

  • *Imitates sound*

  • But actually, it's not as bad as a saxophone.

  • - Yeah, saxophones are so loud. - It's the worst.

  • They're so loud.

  • But we love you.

  • Oh!

  • - Oh!!! - It looked like he did it on purpose!

  • Yeah...

  • He's like...

  • "Don't take a selfie on me without permission."

  • - Bam! - Wa-bam!

  • It's a weapon.

  • Also, you need to gain self-awareness of your -

  • Ah, gain spatial awareness.

  • - Yeah. - It's a bit like when you carry your violin on your back,

  • you have to be a bit more spatially aware of...

  • Yeah.

  • You know when you go like

  • in the aisle of shopping centers?

  • And then you have...

  • The violin on your back. You have to go woah...

  • Woah. Woo...

  • Oh, slow motion.

  • Yeah, he did it on purpose.

  • - Oh... - Woah...

  • Okay.

  • That's not cool.

  • If you did it on purpose...

  • I'm just kidding.

  • Well, there you go, did you learn...

  • The difference between a tuba...

  • And the sousaphone?

  • Did you learn about spatial awareness?

  • Hope you learned something today.

  • Hope you didn't flinch too much.

  • And don't forget to subscribe.

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