[9 remaining after the first round] - Okay Myeongho see you later! - Bye~

Lucky him.

Now shall we start with the youngest again?

[Round 2 Dissing + dad jokes] [The video you are about to watch contains a little bit of exaggeration and falsehood]

[The second round begins with the youngest] Now, let's get this over with!

[Dino starts] It looks much smaller now that three have left

Let's go

[The story does not end] I received lessons on Chinese together with Dino

And Dino had set the date the previous day

But he must have gone to bed late or something

So it was me and Vernon's turn to take the lesson

- But Dino cancelled the lesson - Yeah

[Seventeen, the home of all kinds of skits] 'Hey bro can't you really keep this a secret for me?'

'Tell the teacher that I'm sick'

He could have just been honest about it

[The fool who knows nothing but his automatic razor] How stupid of him.

Dino's face is a bit red, he seems a bit upset. Look at him.

Dino's going to text me, I know

[Reservation for a text from Dino] - 'You know when we were filming the Going Seventeen thing..' - 'What you were saying..'

[Reservation number two] 'Oh sorry Dino'

'It's all good, but I'd appreciate it if you'd be a little careful next time'

'Bro you know how I feel right?'

- '^^' emoticon - Yeah exactly

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[Dad joke] Hoshi, can't you do some dad jokes?

If Seoul is cold?

SeoChou! (sounds like sneezing)

[Wants to be funny] SeoChou!

[Best effort] Seoul University (city university sounds like cold in Korean)

- Oh! Yeah correct - It is? It is?

He's good

If a horse looks at the sun?

[Had no intention of getting it right] Malhae (sounds like 'talk')

[Excited] Malhae, malhae

Oh but it's something like that

[The answer is?] It's just a "hae bon mal" (something I said for no reason)

Oh~

Then it's right, what I said

What is the expiry date for salt?

[Answer] Cheonilyeom! (1000 days, also sun-dried salt)

Correct

Dino, are you having fun?

[Laughs to be nice]

But this is kind of fun, the dad jokes

When ice dies?

[First attempt] Ice dang! (a game of tag)

[Second attempt] Ice dies!

[Third attempt] - No that isn't it - Ice goes quack!

Oh but there was a close one

If ice were to die?

Halfway? (Uhjungan)

Halfway!

- No - What is that supposed to mean?

- What does that stand for?

[It's over]

Die bing (ice)

Oh~ die bing

So Chinese is used here..?

[look forward to the texts]

Hey no hard feelings!

[No hard feelings, just texts] - Hey no hard feelings - Hey it isn't something like that I was just surprised

Let's just go with, Dino was ill

[True hard feelings] Hey you talked about not forgetting the bowls, do you know how upset I was with that

Dino's gonna text you, later

[Making fun of the youngest is the best] - I'm not texting anyone! - Hey Dino I'm so sorry! It's my bad

[Next] Hey those guys dressed in casual clothes..

[No make up] Who looks the most roastworthy?

[Betrayal] You're asking me? They all look wonderful

- All of them? - Yeah

If I had to rescue just one person though, I'd summon Jeonghan

And use my wish, and send him back

[He's the best in the field / going] I could use my wish on you, Mingyu

- Sorry.. they.. they're all wonderful - Bro I love you!

Yeah okay

- Jeonghan! Take care! - See you later

[Foreshadowing of a future summoning?] See you later DK

[Verson starts]

Vernon what do you have?

Let's do a dad joke

Vernon seems to like dad jokes

Yeah Vernon does

- Maybe - He likes dad jokes

If you use three letters to describe the letter 'c'?

[Finds himself funny] ccc!

- Three c's - Vernon, lowercase c

- Lowercase c.. - Oh I know! small c

- Vitamin?

- Creative cut drag(?) cut - The answer is agassi (young woman, sounds like baby c)

- Aga...

- It's aga (baby) - Ah~

If a queen arrives quickly?

- Come quick (said in a cute way)

[Ha]

- Come quick!

It's similar

[Answer revealed] - Uhyeohwang (this also means come quick)

- Oh that! It's pretty similar

[Back on the attack] Does Vernon have any dark past that he wants to hid

I have something good to say about him though

The trainer was asking Gun (a younger guy) 'do you like Vernon? Or me?'

And he said without a moment's hesitation that he liked Vernon

- Yeah I was there too - So he asked again, 'why do you like him?'

And he said Vernon was nicer to him than I am

And Vernon is more handsome, even right after he wakes up you know

Gun sleeps occasionally in our quarters

[Surprise attack] Of course, if he's used to your face that's how he'd feel

[Texts reserved] Sorry that was a bit much

He'll text you later Mingyu

[This is a deleted message] - Hey no texts! Seriously! Anything but that - I won't!

Are we attacking Vernon? Or Dino?

[Story forced to a close] Dino let's just become a cool older brother

You can be nicer to Gun you know

Let's send him a message through the video now

Now?

[It's still Vernon's turn by the way] - Gun will love it - Just say a few words

[Shy] - Just a few words, you're never nice to him - That's not true..

Look at the camera

Three two one!

[Done]

[Whistle]

[Woke up]

LOL!

- That was so funny - That was the best

That was so good

Hey you're supposed to make me laugh but you're talking about him and his brother

[DK's strategy] I won't reduce my energy for this

Don't do it

[Seungkwan starts] Begin

- Shall we talk about his son? - No no

I'll tell you a quick story about something that happened in high school

Seungkwan had turned senior

And they were asking him to say a few words to the freshmen

Because he'd just debuted

I was thinking, he just debuted what would he have to say?

And Seungkwan had gone in there and he was giving a lecture

[Assistant professor] - Seungkwan likes that sort of thing - But hey you know right?

Even earlier, Seungkwan went to the Pledis male trainees' room

- He was buying snacks and giving them advice - Really?

[Seungkwan's castela episode at Pledis] - He talked a whole bunch - Really?

We told him so many times to not do that!

Besides that he's famous for

[You know, the Seungkwan management office thing] He used to be really famous for being the 'anti-face-swelling expert'

He was doing this all day before the broadcast to get ready

And I saw his face right before he went in to film and his face was still swollen just the same

So it's not about eating really healthy stuff but more about avoiding the bad stuff

[He was crazy that day] Seungkwan is crazy about healthy food, gobbles it up, but he also does that with the bad food too

[Trying wrap it up nicely] But it's nice to see him eat so well

I love watching him eat.

Seungkwan also works out.

He works out really hard right?

But he can't do a single pull-up.

Do you guys know what Seungkwan's hand gesture is like when he talks?

[Impersonating Seungkwan]

[Curious]

You guys don't know this hand gesture? This?

- Ah, right right, he does that - Yeah, Seungkwan...

[Finished] Oh, you are more patient than I thought!

[Impatient] Hey Hoshi, come here, I am..

[CEO Kim's Up] If you are going to kill, do it right

[Mingyu START]

Mingyu said this to me

'Hey Dino, you have to try to dress up and do your hair and all that by yourself'

'Like me, look at me, I do my hair like this'

And I thought 'I don't think I should do it like that'

- He gave a good lesson - Yeah, we all tried that

I think Mingyu is going to text us later for real.

The reason why I think he's incredible is

this one time, we were drinking beer together

and this guy tends to drink until the morning

And when we were working on the following day, I was almost....

[Working Under Influences?] He's been drinking before he comes here too