STATES OF HOARDING SUPPLIES.

>> THERE'S A QUESTION AS TO HOARDING OF VENTILATORS.

SOME HOSPITALS AND INDEPENDENT HOSPITALS AND SOME HOSPITAL

CHAINS, AS WE CALL THEM, THEY ARE HOLDING VENTILATORS, THEY

DON'T WANT TO LET 'EM UP.

♪ >> HOSPITALS -- THEY'RE CARING,

THEY'RE COMFORTING, THEY'RE HOARDING.

DID YOU KNOW THAT HOSPITALS HOARD THE MAJORITY TO HAVE THE

WORLD'S STETHOSCOPE SUPPLY?

AND THEY ALWAYS WANT MORE.

IS THAT WHY THEIR SYMBOL IS A PLUS SIGN?

EVEN BEFORE THEIR CURRENT VENTILATOR OBSESSION, HOSPITALS

HAVE BEEN ACCUMULATING ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF COTTON BALLS, TONGUE

DEPRESSORS, EVEN OUR URINE!

JUST WHAT DO THEY NEED ALL THAT URINE FOR?

AND DON'T BOTHER TRYING TO FIND A NEWBORN BABY, THEY'RE ALL IN

HOSPITALS!

HOSPITALS -- IF THEY'RE SO GREAT, THEN WHY IS EVERYONE

THERE SICK?

>> Announcer: IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!