(dramatic classical music)

由美 你要為這項議案而辯

- [producer] Yumi, you will be fighting for this motion

博恩 你要反駁她

and Brian, you will be fighting against it.

請拿起卡片 一起唸出議案

Please pick up the card and read the motion together.

-好 -好的

- Okay. - Okay.

婚姻過時了 對或錯?

- [producer] By default, Team Yes starts first.

按規則 正方先

So Yumi, you may begin.

由美請開始

- Yes, it's outdated. - No it's not!

對 過時了

- Yes it is.

才沒有

Marriage was when women didn't earn enough money

明明就是

to support themselves.

婚姻是給以前女性收入不夠

It's like we are trapped in a marriage.

養不活自己的時代

That was an old, old system.

女性被婚姻禁錮了

So it's outdated.

那是古早以前的制度

- Oh, it's a very fair point.

所以過時了

I'd like to argue against that point.

說得很有道理

- Okay. - Because I think

我要反駁這個論點

the importance of marriage lies in its utility.

-好 -因為我覺得

So for example, if I'm at a party,

婚姻的重要性在於它的效用

I wanna go home and I tell people,

比如說我去參加派對

"Hey, my girlfriend wants me home by 12."

我想回家就跟人說

People would be like, (mocking) "Oh wow, your girlfriend

嘿 我女友希望我12點到家

wants you to be home...

別人就會笑說 哇喔

Oh you little-- you listen to your girlfriend?"

你女友要你回家

Something like that, right?

你這小子是馬子狗

But if I say, "My wife wants me to be at home by 12."

這一類的話

The gravitas in the word "wife" itself,

但如果我說我老婆要我12點到家

validates the importance of marriage.

老婆這個詞的份量

- Okay, so why don't you respect the girlfriend and the wife

證實了婚姻的重要性

at the same level?

那你為什麼不尊重你的女友

- It's just a cultural thing, like a wife's order is-

像尊重老婆一樣呢?

you know, it's carved in stone, you have to follow.

這是一種文化 太座的命令

- It's not fair.

是鐵律必須遵守

- It's not fair?

-這樣不公平 -不公平?

- And marriage is coming from the place of fear.

婚姻源自於恐懼

- Fear? - Yes.

-恐懼? -沒錯

"What if I get older?"?

我老了怎麼辦?

"Who's gonna take care of me?"

誰要照顧我?

"Who's gonna pay the rent?"

誰要繳房租?

Again, you are supposed to take care of yourself.

再說一次 你應該要自己照顧自己才對

- Wow, I never thought of it that way.

你要為自己的幸福負責

As a married man,

哇 我從沒這樣想過

- Congratulations.

作為一名已婚男士

- I never thought about losing value

恭喜

because of my age, that is a tricky, tricky one.

我沒想過自己的價值會隨年齡下降

But I think marriage is also important for other reasons.

這一點真的很不好說

For example, your relationships with family and friends.

但我認為婚姻很重要還有其他原因

So what other occasion could you gather

例如你跟親朋好友的關係

all your family and friends

還有什麼其它大事

and have them give you money and gifts?

能讓親友們共聚一堂

It's like the biggest Christmas ever!

叫大家送你紅包跟禮物?

Well, you can get nice Christmas present

根本就是超級聖誕節嘛

at a nice Christmas party. - Not me, not me,

你也能在聖誕節收到禮物啊

no, no, no you have a nice family.

-參加聖誕派對 -我不行

I can't get it unless I get married.

沒有 沒有 你家人很好

- So another thing against marriage is that,

我不結婚就收不到禮物

you have to vow, you have to be together till death

另一點反對結婚的理由

do us part? - Till death do us part.

你必須宣誓至死...

- Yes, yes, that's the word, that's too long.

至死不渝

- Oh, that's too long?

沒錯 就是這句 那太久了

- Yes. - Okay.

太久了?

- I think you have to renew--

-對呀 -好吧

- Renew the contract.

我認為應該採續約...

- It's like contract, five years.

續約制

- Five years?

例如簽五年合約

- Sometimes, couples grow separate ways.

五年?

- Yes. - And then that's not,

有時伴侶會漸行漸遠

nothing wrong about it. - Men usually grow

-對 -這其實沒關係的

horizontally. (Yumi laughs)

男人通常會漸漸橫向發展

A marriage is like the gym contract that you never use.

婚姻就像從來不用的健身房契約

It's spending your money every year and you keep renewing it

你每年都花大錢續約

for no good reason and you get fatter and fatter.

卻都不用而越來越胖

- Okay, I have to tell you,

結辯

very, very important thing. - Yes.

好 我要跟你講一件很重要的事

- Self-loving is the most important thing in the world.

好

- Oh my God...

在這世上最重要的就是愛自己

- So emotional... - When you can love yourself,

我的天哪

so, so, so much love,

-當你學會愛自己 -好感人

if you have so much love, then finally,

非常 非常愛

you can spread the love to the world,

當你充滿了愛

to the society.

就能將愛散播給世界 給社會

Sometimes, marriage makes you unhappy.

有時婚姻會讓人不幸

- Oh my God, this just went very emotional, very quick.

好 突然變得好感性

Yeah, I don't think I can defend marriage anymore.

我好像沒辦法再捍衛婚姻

I'm one month married and I'm not able to defend marriage.

我才結婚一個月 無法為婚姻辯護

Good times, world. - Yay!

真是美好的時代

- [producer] After careful deliberation,

好耶

the court has decided to rule that Yumi wins the case.

最終裁決

(clapping)

經過了慎重的審議

- Arigato. - I love your insight

法庭判定由美獲勝

on marriage, just one question.

-阿哩嘎豆 -我很喜歡你的婚姻洞見

- Yeah. - What do I do with this?

-只有一個問題 -什麼?

What do I do with this?

我的婚戒要怎麼辦?

- Well, you can give it to me.

你可以給我

- No! - Give it to me.

不要 這很貴耶

- This is expensive. - Yes, well I'll pay.

我可以付錢

Fine.

算了