我為此退出了Youtube (I Quit Youtube For This)

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guys.
It's all it's all gone.
YouTube didn't work out for me.
I thought I could make it happen.
I thought I could make it work if it just kept uploading videos every day.
I thought that I could make you two a thing and my job, but alas, it didn't work out.
So now I'm stuck being a janitor for a day.
All right, I'm silver Upload videos, though.
Try and make this work for myself to do list.
Mop, bathroom, floor, clean go mode of events.
Don't ask how it got there.
Check basement for rats, man.
I used to be like, Oh, top of morning, like boss.
Subscribe, smash like upload every day.
Now it's just pick up mop and mopped floor.
That's boring.
Who is that?
Hello?
Are you a fellow youtuber who failed?
And now have to be a thinking.
A janitor forgot.
What the job I'm doing is okay.
Batteries?
Why don't you come on over?
Batteries?
What was that right here?
Oh, that's spooky.
I don't even show up in the camera, though.
I'm invisible.
Don't you hate that?
Don't you hate it when you try and make a dent in the world and you're just invisible all the time.
Room 100.
Okay.
Hi, buddy.
Hi.
This is Jonah Thursday.
Not seedy Chairman Day.
Can you leave?
Talk.
Hello?
Hi.
Who are you?
Why is it so dark in here?
Excuse me, Can you hear me?
Okay.
This is weird.
I'm gonna go.
I head out.
See you later, dude.
Uh, there's only an option to open the door.
I'm sorry.
I can't close it.
I know.
You probably say, Were you born in the field?
And Yes, Yes, I was.
I'm a potato.
We're all born and feels you.
Shut up.
Okay.
I don't hear another word out of you, do you?
Don't even get a chance.
Okay, where we go?
Room.
Wanna one?
That sounds good, But doors lock it.
And so his room 102 If you think we're going to go in there.
Well, fool on you.
Come on, man.
I have a job to do.
I didn't even want to be a janitor.
I didn't choose the generator.
Life chose me because I I didn't do my other job properly.
All right.
Being a janitor is a noble cause.
I have to wipe up the messes that you create talk.
Oh, you're here.
Okay, now you're What are you doing?
I know what's happening.
Oh, God.
Now I don't think is me.
This is me.
When I was a youtuber when I was uploading videos every day just sitting in the chair, not talking to anybody, just working people come up and say hello.
And I'd be like, top of mourning so sad, but as a janitor, now I can see the folly of my ways.
Okay, not that way.
Where is the room?
I have to mop.
How do I get my mom back out again?
Women's room now at the men's room.
Okay.
Ma.
Pa.
Pa.
Ah, beautiful.
Just a hint of pubic hair.
How did the bubble gum get up there?
All right, I'ma take a piss.
Yeah, Yeah.
I'ma go take a piss.
Yeah, Yeah, This is my Penis.
Oh, my God.
I do not get paid enough for this.
I'm actually getting paid at all.
This is a terrible job.
I don't wanna be here.
Can I go home?
What?
I care about spooky scares or anything.
I'm here to make a wage.
I'm here to make a paycheck.
What?
I want to do is get my money.
Go home by some Pokemon carrots.
Open him up.
Become one of those channels.
Vent stuck.
How about my fat ass?
No.
What are you doing?
He's just walking out like Ellie and you.
Too loud.
Boom!
Came out.
I'm freak out about this pickup screwdriver.
00 Maybe it could break a venti.
No, I'll break this one.
No, I'm on.
Screw that vent.
And then I'm just gonna let it all out.
That's why it's called Venti.
I'm gonna open it up and be like So it all started with my dad.
Oh, hell, no.
Ah, definitely.
I'm ahead out.
Oh, God, is it?
No, I was like, This is where I was looking.
Was it?
Wait, Is this Is this just the end?
Is this the end of the game locket?
Oh, I'm just gonna head down into the deep, dark down, deep down basement.
No, no, no.
If I don't pay attention to the sounds, if I'm louder than the scares, then it can't scare me.
You guys, I think this is all I know.
This is a scary game.
Happy birthday.
We got you good.
Didn't weigh the look on your face.
Ha ha.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe our plan for a happy birthday.
You know, you are the best.
Jenner.
I don't even work in here like half a day.
I got the gig that was sweet and wholesome.
Unlovely.
That was nice.
Then.
You know, I have for being that you do for so long, and I'll work it out if I never make friends again.
They thought if the numbers don't define me, then what does the portals on the floor?
Oh, but they came through this really friendship.
It's for me, for B only.
Not for you.
Not especially not for you.
You shut up.
Yeah, If yeah, this is your toll.
Okay, This this is the profits for the year.
And then this is This is why I ended up coming out is yours.
Okay, so if you could just sign on the dotted line here, I have to do this.
You can't do that.
It's just it's impossible trying to get him to do his taxes, but he won't do it, so I guess I have to do it for him.
So welcome to a game about literally doing your taxes.
The you chip thing didn't work out.
Probably because I haven't paid my taxes in four years.
So maybe that's part of the problem.
Became janitor.
That worked out great.
That's been going well for me so far.
So I'm going to do my taxes now.
Here.
So I have visual proof of me doing them.
I keep taxes.
Yes.
Okay.
Toss trash yet?
Well, this copy is amazing.
They say it's amazing.
I know you love coffee, and they say that this is amazing.
I don't know if I should keep this.
Let's talk.
Okay, let's toss.
I've got another one.
Okay.
Keep taxes.
Being bold is a choice, is it?
I don't know if it is.
What is the calculator numbers going up?
Is that how much taxes have to do?
Okay, Carrie, back here.
That Keep my taxes.
Get rid of that.
Okay.
So far, I haven't done the taxes.
No.
Okay.
I did seven taxes.
I threw away eight things.
Tax returns, guys, it's free money.
That's that's free money right there.
I don't know about you guys, but if I said away the taxes, it's free money.
Uh, outside it as Billy Bob.
Billy Bob McGinty here.
Okay.
Next day I did my taxes for wait.
What?
He went through my taxes quarterly, her yearly or whatever, but I don't have to do it daily.
Okay, This this is a letter.
I probably should keep this.
No, I They say it's the most amazing coffee, and I really want to try it out.
But not right now.
I'm gonna keep these.
Doesn't know what the air who?
Possessing something.
Attack energy.
We did it.
Reddit energy.
Okay, I don't want that.
Uh, maybe it was big dick energy bills.
I don't know if you keep builds.
I'd rather keep Roberts free money.
Limited time only you everybody.
It's a scam, though.
I know my nose is tingling.
I can't mess this up again.
I have to keep my taxes in check.
Look at all these fakes.
If only they were really like the time I gave all my money to the Nigerian prince.
Taxes done day to doing my taxes or somebody else's times.
I'm not sure our taxes work, but I'm pretty sure I'm the best at it.
All right.
These are chicks.
Maybe I should keep those irs important.
Oh, are you going to deport me.
You're gonna send me back to Ireland.
Please don't.
Okay?
Money goes up when I do that.
I don't know what that means.
Someone speaking my ear.
You know, we're not keeping the money.
That's going.
Fraud is shifty eyed, little weirdo.
So I got rid of that.
Damn it!
I just heard a voice in my left here, not you.
You don't trust an IRS person.
All right, Taxes done.
My big giant fat hands.
I get it.
I did 18 taxes and I threw away.
How many things?
12 things.
Okay.
How much money do I get?
That's free money.
Basically observing.
Nothing wrong with my plan is flawless.
This plan is sound.
There's nothing wrong with this plan on.
It's flawless.
I don't like this.
This got scary.
What's happening?
I don't want free ipads.
I don't want free houses.
I don't want free money.
Only want to do is my taxes.
Please, Please let me out of this hell.
Does it ever end or God?
It does keeps life Keeps life in my auntie want again.
Oh, I did zero taxes when I threw away everything.
My life is a mess.
I actually did my actual signature.
Superb.
Dammit!
I don't like this.
It just has five.
Now, I don't even have a sweet cup of Joe feeling trapped.
Look, no further.
I don't like this.
I thought this was just gonna be a happy hold some time about doing my taxes.
You know, most exciting job there is.
I didn't I didn't expect spooks.
It's all.
It's all your fault.
I can feel your eye staring at me.
The back of my head.
I can feel you watching me.
Do you ever feel watched?
I knew it.
Yeah.
Sometimes I feel my mildly watch.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, but Nani the fuck e like this, like this, It's all gonna be okay.
It's all gonna be okay.
I feel I'm watching me because the next day have in store?
Yes.
Oh, God.
It's just his error to feel like you're being watched.
Yes, I do.
You should have kept the security thing.
Let's keep on free money.
Important checks, taxes, bills.
Are you crazy?
No.
What the fuck?
Now you're talking May E could feel you.
It's not in my brain anymore.
I'm not crazy.
You're crazy.
Shut up!
That's wife just cause I sit here and I talked to myself every single day.
Damn it doing?
Damn, It doesn't even matter.
Does anything matter anymore?
We're matter.
Oh, does it even matter?
I just heard that.
It's listening to me.
The voices.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I don't like this.
You ever feel like you're being watched?
Do you ever feel like there's something?
Four.
What?
Seven My name is Mmm.
Okay.
Just do it in the dark town.
Oh, no.
I have to summon Satan.
I don't feel so good, Mr Stark.
Get the ball.
Keep them all.
It's just Satan.
It's just Satan.
It's It's no big deal.
Oh, my God.
I could do both at the same time.
I'm amazing.
I want to get to the letter.
How do we get to the letter of the end?
Only wanted to do was my taxes all I wanted.
Don't you dare On Lee wanted to do is feel alive.
I think we're getting to the bottom of this school.
Yes, yes, we're almost there.
It's a letter from my dad.
Do you really want to go back?
No, I can't go down.
I'm not controlling this.
I'm not controlling this.
My hand is doing that on its own.
What is going on?
No, I do want to go back.
Oh, God.
Bye bye.
Bye bye now.
By your houses.
By everything.
Buy stocks.
Go back to sleep.
What money?
Dollars tips.
Hippies.
Hippies left.
Left, Right.
Um, I doing this Or am I being controlled?
You know what to do anymore.
I don't have to do anymore.
I feel like I'm being watched.
I think I am being watched.
Hello?
Who are you?
Oh, see, It's it's You don't make sense to take these pills.
Oh, God, I'm freaking out.
Would you like to go back?
Could they say no this time?
Oh, I don't like that.
I don't like that.
That was spooky.
That was scary.
They really, really got to me.
It really made me feel like I was being watched.
Well, the hilarious Larrys Larry is there is fury.
I cut off of the top.
Uh, Larry's Fury cap to is what it's called in the folder.
Don't let this fool you.
This menu is not as high as the quality of the actual game, but this looks like it's just somebody's attempt at recreating some of Tomb Raider two on.
That is one of my favorite games ever, Because was one of the first games I ever had for my PlayStation.
And I played so much.
But I got so enraptured with world, Lara went like globetrotting toe like Asian areas and things like that.
And she went to Venice, and I was always fascinated by it.
And I was not good enough of the game to be able to finish it as a kid or even get past some of the starting area.
So I had a friend of mine come over and play some of the game for me.
And he got a little like level two.
And I was, like, so much to this game.
And then when they find out how to actually play it, I was able to get further into it.
So I want to play more of this.
My self.
Oh, God.
Okay, see?
Look how cool.
This is a man.
Okay?
How do I How do I actually play?
Spaces Jump!
He is to pick up.
I was hoping she'd make the sounds.
My God, this is awesome.
I want to re made to Raider.
I want to write or to re masters, but that would be so cool.
Can we get to greater 12 and three?
Remastered, please.
Those were so good to read or two is amazing.
The first level you were in the Great Wall of China and you could fight a T Rex.
And then you went to Venice shortly after that.
Oh, my God.
The sound effects of the exact same.
When you pick up secret, she go, uh, on the bright blue.
Oh, so good on the music was amazing.
And you could go to her mansion and you could trap the butler in the freezer and everything, And there was a secret maze that you could press a button.
If you're good enough, you could get to the secret major.
To this day.
I still don't know what was in that room.
Good.
Or maybe of the shining.
Oh, man, this is amazing.
Oh, the snowmobile.
Whoops.
This'll give me, like, the biggest nostalgia boner.
This is awesome.
All the sound effects of the same.
Jeez, I haven't thought about this stuff in a long time.
Oh, God, That's not supposed to happen on the old game.
You could like you go to the edge of something, you can pick this up.
Oh, God, Yes, I picked it up.
Anyway, that's all over place.
But you could, like, walk to the edge of a thing, press back, jump back.
And then if you press forward and jumped slightly after you, time it perfectly so you could jump the gaps exactly on time.
The door to Raider games are too much like uncharted.
And their crap way needs some good old tomb Raider back.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I don't know where I'm going.
I'm crashing this all over the fucking shop, does it?
There's a gate over here to the left.
Let's go that way.
D'oh!
I really want to play too great or too right now.
Whoa!
What is this?
OK, get out for a sec.
Sorry.
Snowmobile and fucking destroy you.
Who were health.
I actually gonna fight something.
Yeah, whatever can claim that we get to the gate first.
Oh, man.
And this really controls.
They caught a modern tomb Raider game would controlling.
I'm not going to take the jet ski Snowmobile.
Listen, Jessica, because it kind of feels like it's hindering me more than it's helping me.
Whoa!
Is Minecraft torches?
All right?
I might need the snowmobile because this is far away.
Pick up that duty.
Oh, excuse me.
Person who made this game or people?
Can you remake all of to rate or two?
Yes.
Let me go.
What are you doing?
I'm assuming I'm trying to open up that gate.
It's fine.
It's just a little bruised.
Oh, kids everywhere.
But I've yet to find out a reason to use them.
I want to find a secret and hear that sound effect again.
Okay, now I'm glad I brought the Snow Mobile with me.
This is gonna take forever.
Or any of the rest of you play too great or too I love you.
Funny.
Fade the newer ones.
Did I just restart?
Oh, God damn it!
I broke it broken again.
If I broke it on to it, I can break it off of it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yes.
Come on, Go.
It's not working.
I think about it this way.
You're gonna have sex glutes after this.
Well, to be fair, she just have sick too.
It's already like those bad bonds, those pixelated cheeks.
Look at those sharp edges.
Everything everybody wants whatever to go to the gym.
That's what they're aiming for.
Laura has the impossible figure to attain.
Oh, God.
What happened?
Larra out here with these ridiculous body standards.
Come on, girl.
Where is the end of this place?
I really wish I didn't crash my snowmobile.
Okay, I have to jump this.
I don't even know if I can as Lara, can I grab?
Oh, God.
I'm gonna die again.
Okay?
No, no.
Oh, my God.
It actually does the fall.
That's amazing.
That was like her thing.
If you feel high enough, you would do that scream, and they should break all the bones in the ground.
It was epic.
Oh, I don't need that.
Let's back it on up.
Let's get ready for the right of your life.
Epic gamer meant Whoa, Pappy wrapped.
Hell, yeah.
Look at you go, Lara.
Big snowmobiles on you.
All right.
Don't let me do another one.
Just get to the end of what this has to be.
I'm very nervous and goto break it again like that.
That's how we do it.
Okay.
All right.
What have you got up your sleeve?
Holes here game.
You got stuff to fight.
I don't want to shoot things.
You can't get the guns and not give me things to shoot.
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
Oh, look at her Go.
You do?
Do do.
Oh, switch epic.
All right, Now use it.
Nice.
Wait.
That was only one.
Where's the other one?
Okay, let's not do this song and dance again.
Laura.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
The music.
Oh, man, I missed this game.
This isn't generator too, but it's reminded me a lot of it.
And I really miss that game.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna go back and watch some of the cut scenes for Tomb Raider to after this.
I could be Quote them word for word.
I'm Bob from the music.
Still is books.
This is legitimately awesome.
Love this.
Wait, where's the other switch, though?
Okay, let's get our snowmobile.
You were oddly round.
Why go?
That's not enough speed.
Yes, it is hot.
I'm getting some spite immediately.
Could see myself as a child in our kitchen with my PS one.
All this music.
Good God.
It's gonna make me crying.
Simpler times.
Me, my ps one, actually times a pretty simple for me right now.
What have I got to complain about?
Where's the other switch, though?
What's in the booth?
Who?
You look important.
Hello.
Extra videogame section.
Oh, my God.
Listen to that music.
I can't be the only one getting serious flashbacks from this claim.
She just does it on her own.
Back in my day, you had to press square and then hold X, I think, Oh, God.
The fact that she's doing it on her own and I have no agency over that is really messing me up.
Oh, yeah.
Then was a tomb Raider three.
She could actually go around the corners.
Radios too.
And one of them you couldn't go around the corners and then you could and it was like, What?
You modern gamers have no idea what it was like to see a three d game, Actually, that you go around corners like that.
She was wild.
We got all the animations of the exact same.
That's that's fucking with my head.
Oh, God.
One false move and it's all over for this gamer.
This is really tense.
I just wanna hit the switch.
I wanna hit the switch and I want to get out because I think if I die, I have to research the whole of the and I really don't want Oh, yeah?
Look at those little gloves.
Little holes in the back of them made no sense, but it was cool.
And every time I saw her jump and hold out her arms to grab an edge, it was always like you kind of jumped too high.
And then you slide down onto the edge and I was even as a kid, I was like, Man, your wrists are gonna be could upto fuck after that.
Oh, I hate this.
I hate this.
Well, Laura, you've seen better days.
Oh, look at that game Just disappeared randomly, weirdly, and deleted itself off my computer.
I guess we can't go back and play it again.
It was awesome.
I love that.
I really want to play too late or too right now, but I don't have a way of playing it.
Um, I don't have PS one.
Why didn't they put Tomb Raider two on the PS one classic mini thing?
What the hell?
Sony.
Come on.
Lara Croft needs to be out there enjoying yourself again.
fighting dinosaurs and stuff.
I really want to find out a way of playing it right now.
I need high.
Well, that's going to do it for me.
From mice.
Me myself.
Where did you get that hot?
You wearing that hat the whole time?