字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Why do t man fucking up, man. Oh, dude, that was a thick as market play book. Dude, that's a thick. Am I the only one on my own mother hears its check if it's safe. Market player. Well, lice. All right, we ready for this once again, huh? Swedish meatball. I've been trained in the biking arts of kung food. I didn't see you. Well, that shouldn't throwing necks. Fuck, yeah! Yeah. Diet advice. Oh, my God, not the hat. Uh, it's my last one. Uh, yes. Path Surprise. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You thought you thought you could beat me, huh? You thought you could be May I'm fucking poet. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what is this? Oh, yeah. Oh, how too strong for this game. All the murders? No. Oh, getting even feel it. Uh, What we're going. Yeah. Okay. But you escaped from me. No one escapes me. No one. No one. You understand? Absolutely nobody. Whoa! Shoot. I am actually fucked. Good. Here. Uh, hey. Okay. Came in that in that tiny those? I need it. I need it more than you. And I didn't I need it. Oh! Oh, All right. Call me bitch. No, we got more battles coming. Make the buck up, Samurai! We got a city to brown. Hey, look, Christmas comes early. A camera's parity, eh? Well, I thought was only January. Bitch. Hey. Hello. Hey, Some? Yeah, Careful. Careful. Don't go face. Whatever you know, you don't. He was that been a die mother? Mother flipping all the time. All right, Now I have to go in there. Can I? No, I don't think I can fit in there. Oh, can I push this? Oh. Oh, I got a crawl. Want us this game? Huh? But Oh, but Oh! Oh, come on. Come on, Come on. Come on, buddy. Come on. Yeah, but I Come on. Come on. Okay. How do I get in there? Huh? I'm getting there. Oh, took me way too long. Day. I'm sorry. Uh uh. Hey, I That's why I got plenty. Hey. Hey. All right, somehow Ford actually begin. All right? Let's not make the same mistake twice, all right? Are you kidding me? Use the multi tool he sees. Tried every day with this. God. Oh, this is spooking. Nice. Okay, so that's how you do it. That's why they kill you. even though you're super far away That's all right. I take the long way. All do. This is fuck. I do have to fart. But I've been holding it in for you. Gamers. Oh my God. This place is a goddamn Definitely one. Wrong move. One more move and he could all be over. That is not how I child all right, when I do run Oh, it's safe. I feel good Dannon in and in in it. I know that I wouldn't. So good, huh? Okay, okay, I'll get it. I get it now because I'm a gamer. Gamer gets the latest first everyone knows is damn, There's a workout and all right, we did it. This place has been cleansed. We have safe indeed. Yes, yes. Um uh, What do I go? Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did it come from? Poppa number. Oh, let's keep up that Pepe Ah a eh s AltaVista, doc. But Okasan Oh, my God! Yeah, I see them, but I want them. Oh, never mind of this. Others go and get them. I'll just go and get them gamers. Damn, I'm rich. Alright. Bring me to the action. I want to murder people. That's the fun stuff. Oh, my God. Okay, Don't jump. I'm guessing a Why are there a bunch of them here? There has to be that yet. No. Hey, thanks. Fuck you. Didn't. You can hit me. Yeah, yeah. Too easy, motherfucker. Fight like you mean that bitch By like you mean it Money. You guys ain't like a boat, You little bitches like a wonder? Wait a bitch! It they gotta see over there. You think I don't see you over there? I got the name of an eagle eye. Stop it! You think I don't CEO or? Oh, yeah. I got your friend hostage. He's still alive. You know, he could still make it. If you come out with your I think not. Thought I think not. Out. Take a short cut through that building. Okay, look around. What is this place anyway? Distillery I made for her and things like that. Good. Oh, God, no. Russell doesn't like vodka. Got well. Yeah, You were ranch. Everyone, let me get in. That's a good shit, my man. I think it actually. Whatever. I'm strong enough. I don't I just don't want it I just don't want it. But my card Finally. No, I really have to. Shit. To be fair, I can't go up there, But let's go up here first. Yeah, All right. Fine. Keep your secrets. All right, So this is clearly Ah, we just got pushed this off. Yeah, that's what I wanted. You are correct. Did it fall in between? I got to crawl. Now. What is this game? Just get a Just gotta push sit in your stare. No saying no return And on and on Credit show credit show Hey, look what the bucket like with the bucket brought in, huh? The whole game just sounds different. Mark a plier. Don't do it. Don't do it, Mark Point. I told I try to tell him, my little child, there's a thing in front of him. I see it. We'll get it later. We'll get it later. Alligator game. Mosqueda. Hato. It's very threw. Bleach before I think it ISS bleach leads fleet for are you? What are yours? Have to go. We have to go around. You don't ever hurt my child. My baby. Okay, let's see one thing at a time. Hopes. Look at you You're so cute. This is England. And this is being there. Look atyou. You're so too. I love you a bit. A bit. Did it Shut up! Go! You're going back in for now. Back, Jake, Set something. You did not have to do it like that. Took it. Scared me. This looks like a combine barricade number here. Stopping anyone from getting any closer to the way. Make your way into the distillery and see where it takes. You might try and back online with Oh, well, Hey, I'm not I'm not very good at aiming with these. You think? I'm afraid. You think I'm afraid. Jesus, Catch this. So we see. Too easy, E. Bye, motherfucker. Goodbye. Good eyes. Your general. Fuck all of you! Yeah, I'm number wall training. All the ancient wisdom in arts. You can't fuck with me. You can't Look. What man? What's making that sound? That's where you put the battery. Oh God. This bad. You'll never get it from you. Does it hurt Tobe a little bit? Does it hurt that all you, all your friends, all your friends will die Too easy. Too easy. I pulled out my headphones again for the 500 fucking time I've done it. I should know by now. Just stop doing it, all right? We're almost there. We're almost there any time now, Mother focus, Any time I'm gonna focus what? Okay. And just like that, he was the queen. The queen. All right. Finally, we can use this. Do I need to put this in your battery? And maybe Maybe that's what I need to. Turns out, I can think of three D gamers. Life comes at you that fast. That's a lot of effort. Just to access upgrades, in my opinion. Sure. Let's try it. Maybe it's really good. Come on. I'm missing one. Resting. Okay, so now we have power. Maybe we can redistribute it. Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. That's what I wanted to do. All right, three finally have power? I think so. Please, this fucking work. So the green one has power now, so we have to reroute it from here. Oh, you better fucking die. Oh, sad. Yeah. Funky on the foot board had had safety first extend. Can I break Roge? It goes to the skies and I go. Uh huh. In my mind. No, I had it I had it. That's every jump in Sweden, motherfucker! All right, we got this new gun. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Hello? Hello? Who's here? But it buys Going to fuck your shit up. Jeff! Manama! Jeff! Jeff Improved. Where is he? Where are you, Jeff? Are you Jeff? Uh, just No. Jeff. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Nasty. How you doing, boy way? Got the four sphere. Can you stop? They're not stopping. What if I tickle you guys? Do you stop them? It's one of this thing we're after. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I found your weak. Yes, Cool. That's how we're doing it. That's how we're doing it now. Uh, I'm trying to open you. Jeff, Where are you? Jeff? Hello? My name is Jeff. God damn it. He must be here somewhere. I can smell. It's beautiful. So can I fuck off then? Nail that. Alex. Come on, Alec. Alec. Well, there you are. You are. There's no straight shot. I'm gonna head inside. Finally out! You're never gonna believe Blue head A garments, comrades! I got a fork it full of love. Hey! Hey! You were here with the blood on you. You with the blood. Ah, new situation here. You're talking to me. You have you? Have you? No two nicer than mine, which is up inside this guy, How you pay back. You keep your tongue to yourself, and I don't shoot you in it. Fine. What the hell was that? What was that? Jeff, don't worry. You can't see years just fine. No! All right, Jeff! Jeff! Okay. Jeff. Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! God damn! You look good, But he wouldn't let your arms. What if he finds you? Hey, Jeff, you like of wine? Hey, Jeff. You like vodka? Dumb. He done all right, Jeff. See you later and got time. I ain't got time for this. I can finish this. Dude, that's a little tight here. Hey, ma'am. You. How do I now there's a door there. Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Hey, those things are nasty. You gotta cover your mouth. God, Thanks. Hey, I almost forgot. What's your name? Larry. Nice to meet you. Dr. Larry killed Clarisse. Mary Emery. Hey, Come to me in your mind. Now you're mine. Now what gave my hand pitches in my sand. I know. Don't know. Put the hand. You stink. It's Mickey. Uh huh. Mark that. I'll have to remove this first safety first. Gamers. You This is really cool. Actually, I just want to fuck with Jeff. You know, I'm saying, are you Jeff, You fuck with Jeff? Yeah, Jeff. Yeah. Make him come to you, dumb. It's what? Get here, dude. What the hell? Oh, that fucking hurt. Don't mess. You're so dumb. I bet your mom was dumb to like a little dummy. Dumb family, family fit made of dummies. Don't meet some. It's my man. My Tommy goes young. Me a death. Your mom's a little bit. Okay. Oh, gold. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff, You That meant man, man. Yeah, well, your stink, though. You're staying for real dough. For real, For real. This shit, Belle. Okay, Uh, you know, I got more vodka. I would just go in here. Okay, We're back. Oh, my God. I cannot tell you how surreal it is to watch my own video and then to end their the game yourself. Like that school one day a year. You're watching Jake that fucking dead. It's I'll freeze! Hell Free sits. I us freeze. Are you kidding me? All right, we just got the book. All right. In there is the vodka. Jeff! Jeff over there! Who He smells. Oh, hey, Should I try and close the door? I close the door now. Bye bye, Jeff. Door is closed. Bad door is closed. Fuck you, Jeff. Suck my Jeff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Suck it yet You bathe us. Just learn your beta. Just realized your hate. Uh, Jeff, no one likes you. Your report that I mean, you're you're a North, but no, your You know what? I'm trying to call you Jeff. Just understand that you are what I'm calling you. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They're all right. Let me get one of these first safety. I have a feeling it's gonna smell like ass. Oh, Jesus. Now my hat phones every time, every goddamn time. This fucking headphones. I hate them. I had headphones. I love them by them, though. Check it out. They're actually really good. Don't drop the thing now. I gotta make sure I don't drop it when I hit. Cool. All right. Well, you can't hurt me because nothing that isn't really can't hard to me. Oh, they make sounds. I gotta make sure I don't. Is he gonna come or what? I don't. I thought for sure it was gonna be there. Electricity? That's what I thought. That's what we're doing here. They're missing. What am I missing? That's so fucking obvious. What is this? Oh, my God. Hey, baby. How you doing? All right. So anything else? That's weird. When that goes in the wall, I'm like stinky, stinky, stinky. You're really gonna do me like that? You're really gonna do me like that, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Give it up. Simply. That's right. I call. You said you have to go in there. Is that what's happening? Jet for Cool, right? Yeah, we're cool. We're definitely cool. Let me just put this down. Hey, look at that. Oh, my God. What did I just hit? What? I just hit. Jeff, you're weak. You're pathetic. You're not good. Not good enough, Jeff. All right. When you're next, actually, explore here. We're here. I see. I just wanna make sure I don't miss any arrest since because I got eagle eyes. I got eagle eyes everywhere. I see you, Mr Vodka man, huh? It was about Cooper here. Cheers. Oh, look at that. And just like that, he found everything in the game. Okay, Now the puzzle. I think we technically have to let him in, because otherwise this would be a boring game, so I'm just going to do that. But I wanted to be known. Mr. Jeff, I'm not doing this, uh, way. Just got to make sure we do not. Yeah. I want to make sure I have a body calling me every time, because I I don't like being scared very much. That's not my thing. Place you down. They're definitely gonna set something up. Were like, you accidentally knock one over. I'm sure of it. Yeah. Look at that. I'm not falling for your tricks. Uh, you really do me like that. You really do me like that game. You're blind, Jeff. You're blind. You drank too much alcohol to understand, and you stay. You smell like ass. I'm trying to throw in above you. There we go. Nick, go. Did you not hear that? All right. Just duck. Just duck. Just duck, bro. Just duck, bro. Just duck, bro. Oh, he's sad look at him. He's sad and pathetic. Beta. He's sad and pathetic. Hey, search Jefferson simp. Guys. Who would have thought? See, they did me like that. I knew. They do me like that. Jeff, do not come back. He's stinking. Solving puzzles here. B B B B B B B B B Jeff, go home. You're drunk, Jeff. I did it Deaf, Jeff, I got word came that forward before. Yes, we can be cool. I'm not afraid of you deaf. I'm not afraid of you, Jeff. Hey, Jeff. Hey. Go damn on A bigger family smell. Hay smells. Oh, mind he's mouth each mouth. He smelled a lot. Vodka. Very good. Very good. Vodka. All right, let's look for stuff. What do we got? Maybe over here. Excuse me. Jeff used a guy. Jeff. He's my guy. I love him. I love him so much. He's gotta make sure that sneak up on them. Uh, did I do something bad here? Oh, you can't come in bay the all right. So hold up, Jeff. I need one second from your buddy. Just give me a minute here, Right? This is what happens when you're told. Jeff, Why do I directed. It goes in the wall. Jeff, I hold up. Here we go. I did it. Okay, we're stuck here together. Oh, my God. How am I supposed to do then? Maybe I was too loud. Oh, it was It was because I wasn't covering my mouth. I bet it you want some beans? That's beings. Take the beans. What's happening? Oh, my daughter is crazy. Whoa, That's amazing. Uh, in there. I would rather get him suck in that. I would rather have Jeff stuck in the elevator, To be honest, that's probably what I would do in this in there. How you do May. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Jeff, watch us. You'll love this. Okay, now, all right. That's cool. Setting new, uh, three Know that means epic in Russian. I'm still alive, Jeff. You don't care anymore. Did he? Lost Focus Cove, Fi. Oh, coffee. I read something in Russia that means anal. Okay. Oh, yeah. Gotta make sure I cover my mouth. Jeff, what happened to you? You really This is what happens when you become a Coomer. Just look at him. Okay, okay. We're going here. Where? Sneak. Is that a flip and insect armed Hello. What? The flip is this? Jeff, you gotta see this. Jeff, you gotta see this. Uh, Jeff, Jeff, not so close. Please. You haven't showered in years. It's disgusting. I'm gonna open this door. But I'm not okay. I'm actually not gonna go in there. What's my plan, anyway? Whoa, This is so pretty. Uh, Jeff can come here. Oh, this is bad. That's right. That's right. Hey, Jeff, Beans. Whoa! Beans, bitch! Hey, Jeff, it's just your girlfriend, okay? It's a sugar friend. Hi, Science Jephson. I ask you this. Oh, no, It's all right. Jeff doesn't understand the worst. No, he's coming. Oh, that's right. Jeff doesn't understand. Doors goddamn away bad. Don't you dare touch the vodka. This is really bad. It's gonna get me killed. Don't hurt me. No. Can I move these boxes without pissing off? Jeff, if you understand, where is he walking? There's a box there, Marty. See, I don't like the fact that I can't see him. You know me. Hey, look, I'm up here, Jeff. Come on, top. Put him out of flipping world. What am I? Keep touching tough Jeff. Jeff, Detective Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff Jeff. Jeff. Jeff do Juju, Jr Jeff Toad Sauvignon Blanc 1969. Fine year. Jeff, you would like this. What could be Bruce? You know, we don't have to fight. Is there anything else? I don't know where he is, So I'm just gonna do that, See if I can find him, Uh, Kat ship from 1942. Jeff, if you weren't such a guy, if you weren't such am I too big? I'm too big for this game. I'm gonna spiderman jump, but I'm risking of all right. I look cool. Like you don't see. I put up my arm like this, and then I jumped down. So it's like, Oh, you see what I mean? Like, that's cool. It's going here is cozy. This looks like how female decorates their houses with, like, fairy lights and stuff. This is what girls like is Stop it. You're going to give away my location. Oh, I see. Arresting in there. Shut up, nipple twisters. I want the rest of time here. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Get him custom. Oh, do, doctor do Don't bite. All right. Got my kitchen. We're good. What? This day's see what I see you see what I mean? Girls love this shit. It's a purse. Stop it! I know Jeff is gonna have a problem that he loves this place with health savings explode. All right, Spider Man. Jim, just imagine that I look really cool. Okay? You're gonna have to use your imagination. Imagine. Nay, A Hey, buddy. Lots of ketchup. Hey, you fucking bitch. That was the most. You come with me, You come on up. What do you think you are? Three batteries. Three silly batteries, right? Yeah. I really should be a big tunnel. That's correct. You get it open, I'll figure out where it leads. No, I don't mean to use the shotgun. Jeff. Jeff, it's just fuck off, all right? What do we got? Wait, get three batteries way. Gotta mess with Jeff. He didn't Harry jump. Idiot. I thought he could hear. Well, that was like Jeffs on Lee. Good quality. Is that he heard really well, huh? Oh, no. Uh, is there anything I can uh uh uh uh uh Ah, you fucking bitch. You almost right. Let me out. Good thing I brought a bottle of champagne with me and regulars. Oh, careful. Guess. Mask. Perfect. Yeah. You got nothing on me. Not a nothing on me. Who? Someone likes barrels a bit much. Hey, I'm not judging. Come on, man. Wake up. Pathetic. Dude. Jib, That's jib in Russian Jab. My mind keeps twisting itself. Hey, you're not allowed in here. It's 18. Push home. I just punch something. I don't know what I punched. Oh, I know why My Because I'm standing in front of a mirror, I think probably should have dropped that. Should I? Jeff, I found the battery. Get Jeff. We're good, right? Cheers to you, Jeff. Drink Every time I say Jeff, Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! You know my beach. Not scared. I ain't afraid of you, Jeff. I ain't afraid of you, Jeff man. Pathetic. Pathetic man Way did it. Says the Obama ram in my hand online. Bam! Sam. Chester. Geoffrey May chance to him. What a fucking I All right. Uh, well, I got to go back to Jack. Guys, this is a spook area of the game, isn't it? It's always scary being followed, especially br. I don't like I don't like it Never gets old. Yeah, go away. I'm not gonna pay this month's rent. She's not a guy. They do have a Schnapps. God, they have snuck guy, all right. Not everyone likes it. It's in the quiet taste. It's a good brand. Let's make sure we don't walk in the same direction as Jeff. I think that generally helps. All right? I'm good. I'm good. We're doing good, right? Yeah. I think we're quite a team. I think we're getting there. But, pinky, I am. I mean, you're the doctor Royce. Find be Give Ruby. I'm trying to be. I'm trying to be responsible here. Guys trying to do a good job. There's a flipping wheel for that one. That's just ridiculous. Put you down. But don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. Flipping wheel for this one. Did flipping wheel. Jeff, can you go away? I'm doing something. Yes. Am I wearing one already? I think they expire after a while. That's right. That's right. That's right. I know how to do this, Jeff. Hold up. Different. It's like pulling. It's like pulling on. It's like pulling us. Yeah. Look at that. It's all right. No, it's over there. You damn it. Don't do it. Phoenix. Do not do it. Oh, my God. Weren't that we got a red Isn't worth it. Worth it every time. All right. So, um, I bend this right. I just grab it and put it on through there. Oh, that's so cool. All right. Don't make too much sound. Watch me not hit a single one. That's how strong my arms are. You understand? How the hell does that work? This makes them send shadow. Jeff, can you come and explain this for me, please? I don't know how this puzzle works. I'm a man, a arms girl. Mexican. Can you go farther away? Like that way? Thank you. Domains, mother. Fuck. Come on, I'm out. I'm out of vodka. Legit. Like hiking. Not Never mind. Don't do it. I did it anyway. All right, we got to Whoa chase to unite way fucking Dennett and that chase to unite. There's got to be the 3rd 1 here. And though it's just arrested eyes that worth it I got a question. If this like it's worth of one resting, right? I don't think it was I really think that that's my cue of not any worth of may. It ain't one thing. Let me work it. I could put it here, but I can also throw it. Okay? I don't like the ladder. I don't like the way Sorry, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeff Jeff. Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Drill says the Jeff JIA says, Jeff, there's a bug guy like what is this? Oh, my God. Is that the Lion Insects, right? No. Then and then And okay. I don't think there's a battery here. I think this is where I start the actual thing. All right, there's one more to find. Let's go get it. Let's go get it, gamers. So I'm gonna leave you here. Don't Don't get you're safer here. You're safer here. We don't need another vodka in my inventory. You understand? You can't come here, right? Or some ladder. I just need more vodka. That's nothing to judge about that, right? Bitch? You made it room. Hey, Jeff, you're not allowed on my birthday party. You're not invited. Everyone's gonna be there. Everyone that it's something at least. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Jet, I bet your penises are so small, you can't even see it without going into space and using the Hubble telescope. That's how tiny Look, at that day I look at that fucking guy. What are you doing? Stop it! Get some help. Has a month again on me breath. Okay. All right. Jeff, listen. This is my last time. I'm coming down there. You have to understand. You can't keep being like this coursing. Jeff did this, actually. Oh, that's bad. I thought I had a gas mask. My better. Better? Better. Better. Better. Better. All right. It's in here, isn't it? Yeah. See you. A nasty one. Yeah, I got it. That's not where I want him off. Oh, Jeff, I got it. That freaking got it did. That's so deaf. Are you If you No, it isn't. Not listening to me. Have you not been paying attention, Jeff? There's two people in the relationship. You understand that, right? You have to talk to each other. You have to love each other. Really? I did not make a sound. I better not die here. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. One last chance to you might One last bomb by Josh on everyone. As we say in Sweden or about all of out of it. Eat ass, Chrissy. All right, let's go. Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump! That's what I'm talking about. And there we go. That's what I'm talking about. Superman! Jim! Yeah, that was cool. That was cool. Feel good about that? We did it. Guys did it. Oh, my God, He's sleeping. I'm feeling that's not the last of Jeff stinking, stinking sensation. Then Jeff's gonna come back when we least expect it. Oh, how about that time over there? I'm gonna go here. Whoa! Do, Jeff, There's a tunnel over there. It's over there. All right, we done. We done, Jeff, you lost, admit defeat and say, That's not walk on this that way. He went that way. He went that wake. He went that way. He went that way. Uh, one in Jeff way. Tell me why, Jeff, It's such a the This is not working. All right. Need some like street city. Jeff, you're not calling stopping. Your friends and family are concerned. All right, where's the power coming from? I found all that. Reston Reston. There's mind you cannot not made that resident at mine. All right, I'm gonna I want you to skate at all as you're saying sweetness one by us. Hey, Dole. Okay, do the Jephson did. Did did, did it that he is in the ways. There's no way because of the way. Oh, What? Oh, my God. It's arrested in here. Jeff. Jeff, Did you find any resting in that for me? My Jeff. You look good. You look good. Not gonna like you. Okay, Jeff? Yeah. Don't. That was my joke. So interesting in here. Legit. I hear it. It makes that sound, isn't it? It's fine. Never been better. All right. Oh, my God. And then I crushed him. I can get some of that. Good. Okay. The coast is clear. Something in that. Hold it. No, we're good. Well, absolutely incredible. Great. Also, little heads up. I think the tunnel is full of an alliance. Just in case I could out permanently. I want, you know, aliens with stab the legs. Oh, yeah. It's very small. Like him. No, I'm like tiny God, Aunt line. Right. Well, I go. That's all right. That's right. I fight off and many and lions did. The game is pretty spooky. This is some scary shit, dude.
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