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  • OK, here we go. The first subject is...

  • Unlikely Things to Hear at the Royal Variety Show.

  • IN SCOTTISH ACCENT: Hello, I'm Frankie Boyle!

  • LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

  • Our next act, Mr Memory, couldn't be with us

  • this evening, he's in the Pizza Express in Woking.

  • LAUGHTER

  • They asked me not to do any Prince Andrew jokes tonight

  • and I said, "Sure, no sweat."

  • LAUGHTER

  • And for her next trick, The Queen will make

  • Prince Andrew's birthday disappear.

  • LAUGHTER

  • At this point in the evening I'd just like to ask

  • the members of the royal family to put their rifles away

  • as I welcome to the stage the cast of The Lion King!

  • LAUGHTER

  • At 93 years old, I think we'll all agree it's just good

  • to see her out of the house at this time of the year.

  • Give it up for Madonna!

  • LAUGHTER

  • Welcome Ginger, Baby, Sporty, Posh and the other one.

  • Yes, it's the royal family!

  • LAUGHTER

  • Unfortunately Prince Andrew is running late, because

  • he's stuck in trafficking.

  • LAUGHTER, GASPS AND APPLAUSE

  • Well, we're now going to end this evening of royal entertainment

  • in this magnificent theatre in the traditional way -

  • a fly through by the Red Arrows!

  • LAUGHTER

  • It's now my privilege to introduce the rock band REM.

  • I've got a photograph of me with them years ago.

  • That's me in the corner.

  • LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

  • This next act needs no introduction.

  • LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

  • Yes, she bends, she twists, she contorts herself,

  • but the Queen cannot get out of her obligation to attend

  • this shitshow.

  • LAUGHTER

  • And your card is what?

  • The four of clubs?

  • LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

  • I think you're going to enjoy this, Your Majesty.

  • Our next act is a dog act.

  • It uses corgis, because they're exactly the right

  • shape to fit in the cannon.

  • LAUGHTER

  • Welcome to the stage Britain's premier OAP break dancing group,

  • Hip Op!

  • LAUGHTER

  • No, Liz, why don't you shut the fuck up?!

  • LAUGHTER

OK, here we go. The first subject is...

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在皇家綜藝節目中聽到的不可能的事情|模擬周 - BBC------。 (Unlikely things to hear at the Royal Variety Show | Mock The Week - BBC)

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