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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

  • If you're new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate; things I'm

  • just Not About That Life.

  • For example, the Harlem Shake, not the old one, the new one.

  • And if you don't know what I'm talking about I don't really know how you're watching

  • this video right nowcause obviously you don't have any Internet connection

  • Cause this thing's everywhere.

  • The best way I can describe it is there are 30-second clips.

  • The first half is with one person dancing and then when the beat drops, when they say,

  • Now do the Harlem Shake”, everyone else around just starts dancing.

  • That's…that's it.

  • That's really it.

  • It's actually pretty cool because a lot of people are coming together.

  • You see old people, skinny people, fat people.

  • You see some colleges coming together and doing this.

  • But with everything on YouTube, it's just getting really played out.

  • It's been played out more than the first level of Super Mario.

  • And the thing I don't understand is:

  • Why is it called the Harlem Shake?

  • No one is doing the Harlem Shake in the video.

  • How did they get the Harlem Shake from this?

  • What?

  • That's the only thing I don't understand.

  • Why is it called the Harlem Shake?

  • No one is doing that.

  • I'm just glad we don't have any more Gangnam Style parodies, but I have a feeling this

  • one's going to be worse.

  • And for that, I'm just Not About That Life.

  • So Valentine's Day was a couple of days ago.

  • I actually went to the store to pick up some flowers, some candy for my lady friend.

  • Might've been my mom.

  • I might just be making this up for YouTube.

  • You don't really know, do you?

  • As I get everything in my cart, I go over to the cashier…a couple people in front

  • of me.

  • I wait diligently.

  • Then when I get to the cashier, you know how you make small talk?

  • I was making some small talk.

  • I was like:

  • Hey man, how's it going?

  • Busy day?”

  • Yeah, it's always busy on Valentine's Day.

  • I always just work late on Valentine's Day cause I never really have anyone to spend

  • it with.”

  • Why would you put me in that situation?

  • I don't know what to say now!

  • What would you say?

  • I don't know what to say!

  • Uhh, cheer up.

  • It'll get better.”

  • It probably won't.

  • I'm not going to lie to him.

  • What do you want me to say?

  • Now everyone in line is looking at me, seeing what I'm going to say to him.

  • I don't know what to say to him.

  • You just made this whole thing awkward for no reason.

  • Not About That Life.

  • So I make it back to my houseand I don't know about you guys, but I really can't

  • fall asleep at night without watching a little bit of TV.

  • Normally, I watch a movie to go to sleep.

  • So I'm looking through the movie guide and we have movies on demand.

  • I can go through and see any type of movie I want to watch and watch it instantly.

  • So I find a movie.

  • It's called the Human Centipede.

  • My friend recommended this movie to me.

  • First off, we're no longer friends anymore.

  • Second off, I watched the movie.

  • Third off, I shouldn't have watched the movie.

  • Let me just give you the plot of this movie and you tell me if you were a friend, if you

  • would recommend this to your other friend.

  • A deranged doctor captures people so he can experiment on them and create a “human centipede

  • by connecting the face of an individual with an anus.

  • Face to anus.

  • Three people.

  • Human centipede.

  • Feed the first one, goes through the second one, comes out the third one.

  • Yeah!

  • This is the movie I watched.

  • I watched the whole thing too.

  • I was in too deep, OK!

  • I couldn't just go back.

  • It's like 2 a.m. in the morning.

  • You can't watch another movie starting at 2 a.m.

  • I may or may not have had nightmares.

  • I will not disclose that information.

  • Here's where it gets good, there's a sequel to the Human Centipede.

  • A sequel!

  • And here's where it gets even better than that.

  • There's a threequel!

  • That means three!

  • One, two, tres.

  • Un, deux, trios.

  • Pretty sure that's how you say it in French.

  • I'm not sure.

  • I didn't take it in high school.

  • Filming for the Human Centipede #3 is scheduled to take place in May 2013.

  • DAHECK!

  • Who watches this?

  • Not About That Life.

  • Those are just a couple things that I'm Not About That Life.

  • What are you Not About That Life?

  • meganwashurr writes:

  • Needing to pee, but don't want to get out of bed.”

  • That's happened to me many times.

  • Some times you just gotta hold it.

  • Kristen Rega writes:

  • “A group of teenagers anywhere in close proximity to your seat at a movie theatre.”

  • Sometimes they kick your seat, makes you want to dropkick them in the throat.

  • And finally Kyle tweets:

  • When you leave the house with no lotion.”

  • OK.

  • Make sure to leave a comment down below and maybe you could be featured in next week's

  • video.

  • As always, subscribe if you're new and don't forget:

  • Press the like button.

  • New videos every Sunday.

  • No Jugamos Juegos.

  • Throw me the alley.

  • I'm driving down the street, I don't know where else I'd be driving down, and arrive

  • at a parking lot of a movie theatre.

  • I was on my way Les Misérables.

  • Sike!

  • I saw The Hobbit.

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

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