字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Hello. Hello. Me? Thank you. My pleasure. Is this how it's normally served In a to go box? Yes. You pay $100 a night to stay here. You got to eat your food out of boxes on plastic containers. We shoulda suit is not even half full. That's what they serve it. That much? Yes, it's one cup. It's like a retirement home. Is that true? Do you think you know? What would you rather do? Sit that out of a cup? Of course. Way barely got half a cup. Anyway, I'm digging. If there's anything else I can do for you, just go ahead and let it go. Yeah. Dolly, I'm sorry. Now it's finished. Thank you. My pleasure. Team bombers and slider. Masterful. But now I know where they got the boxes. It's a takeaway. Puke box pizza unappetizing in a box. Especially when you spend $100 a night. Where are the crab cakes? Oh, that's in there. Underneath. There are many crab cakes. Are we, Uh, Chef has decided that those are the size that he needs to serve. I mean, that taste threats. That thing tastes sort of washy and soapy in $20. He's a cheap with his crab cakes as he is with the star. Now for the lamb with Robert's ridiculous $15 extra charge, it's a rack of lamb encrusted in academia, nuts, fresh herbs and a little bit of Dijon mustard. It's served with a honey vinegar reduction. It's not even cooked, properly arrested. I get nervous when you see white fat like that on the side of the chop because it to your liking. I mean, it's pretty role in the center. You like the flavor of it, though. The honey guard No way too sweet. Oh, I'm not satisfied with the quality foods coming out of the kitchen. I believe our chef has a learning her to be a party needs to be. Thank you. We just lost our mother ship. Why did the chef leave? That's what I tell you the truth. The truth is all I want to know. Why did the chef leave? Well, her paycheck? She put all their everything on her charge cards, and then she just figured she wasn't paid back for what she's chef board produce. She did. She did everything. She was the best chef ever. Dress I'm starving The peanut butter chocolate decadence I could do with that. Pick me up, please. Thank you. God, A ship that left because you have to buy a project on their own credit card. I mean, this guy's priorities are upside down like this. Okay, You ready this? He said he doesn't care of sweetness. This fat around it. He didn't care for the flavor of the honey guard. Well, thank you very much. Did you cut in half? Because it looks like some taking on. Where's the other half? Goes to the another person who wants it. And I want my half $74. This place is insane. Listen, half my desserts missing. You think I'm spending $74 for dessert? That is half court. Yeah, there is hope. I'm sorry. I'm going to say that that is not a dessert that he made baba mated. Know somebody else makes deserves its ordered like store bought like through one of our purveyors. What? Senator? Frenchies and asparagus minutes deep fried and comes with a jalapenos. Fight Someone with cream cheese. Disgusting. A strange combination everywhere doesn't work for me. That means just Creasy get this out of the way as quick as possible. Okay. Thank you. My first impressions of the food here is that it's as bad as the rooms. Secura. There's cheese in get that thing. So it's pretty big, right? So how are you supposed to get it in your mouth? I've never eaten it before. Let's try. Come on, mate. We're in this together. Oh, no. You order this on your own? Sure. More. Please wait. There's no way this can fit my mouth. Oh, I can't do it now. Now my granddad feels we put in your teeth. All right, now. So you took one. No bite. Damn disaster. Total disaster. How did takes, by the way, I'm very good. The secure owes very chewy. Suki does tried her best, but she has no idea what she's doing. What's wrong with Dakota Bland? Ugly Chewie. Strange combination, Chewie. Yep. And impossible to put in your mouth. Let me tell you about my sushi. I'm not a Morimoto. Our noble. Absolutely. I'm doing my best and I respect Rice. What is this one Strawberry field. Look at that strawberry on sushi bar. Every Japanese chef in America and like to apologise. It's very weird. Which part is so you wouldn't cover white tuna with strawberries and glaze it. Listen, this is Ramsey crab cakes. Calamari with Gorgonzola when he wants the burger. Medium rare. I am very proud of my food. Whenever I eat other places, I think we're better than 90% of way. Have calamari in a liner. The crab cakes. It's I'm Let's do this to get into my place. Come on, you especially my wing man. I had to swallow. It was not enjoyable. Hail, Miss. For me, that's a mistake, because I want to see Oh, how was lunch? It wasn't very good. And everything feels institutional. Royce, you know, like we just got out of a hospital. That's the best you get. Sorry, it's not a nice surprise for Mother's Day calamari. And then I'll have the pork, the burger cocktail sauce and lemon monkey. This for the marinade? Fried calamari. Can you hear any Christmas that's Lynn for? Than my granddad's dick? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Awful, awful. The calamari was mostly greasy. You know, I have to bring this food out. You know he's gonna critique it, and you know. I'm gonna come right back within one second because you don't care. You're just setting me like shit on a plate. Basically, he's a marshal. Mike, I got your burger. Thank you very much. Jesus. Where's my burger? What a mess. Did you tell him? His medium round Jesus role? That is not legal. What a shame. That was dreadful. My uncle can't cook a burger. Medium rare and freaking kidding me.