All right.

What exactly do you have here?

It's a antique gas iron.

You put gas in here and it forces it down.

You light it, and then it heats up.

Well, let me grab a loaf of bread and the cheese.

Let's bust out some sandwiches.

You've never made a grilled cheese with an iron?

No, I haven't.

Dude, that's my hotel special.

SCOTT: I'm bringing in a self-heating gas iron.

It was kind of a gap between a sad iron

that you used on a stove and the electric iron

that we use today.

I'm hoping to get $100 for the iron

today because I want to buy a couple

of gifts for my daughters.

CHUMLEE: This iron's pretty cool, you know.

It doesn't look like much, but it actually

changed the way we iron.

So what would happen is this would heat up,

and it would hold a constant temperature,

and you'd be able to iron clothes nonstop until you had

to fill this back up with gas, compared to the old method

of setting the iron on the stove,

giving it a few minutes to heat up, ironing what you can

until it cools down, setting it back on the stove

for a couple of minutes.

And, you know, it may take 10 or 15 minutes

to iron a shirt that way.

Even though this doesn't look like it,

this was pretty revolutionary.

SCOTT: All right.

CHUMLEE: It's pretty cool to see an iron

from the turn of the century.

I guess even back then people wanted

to have wrinkle-free swag.

Luckily for me though, sweatpants

don't need to be ironed.

So what did you want to do with it?

I want to sell it.

OK, and how much are you looking to get for it?

$100

It's cool, but I mean, it's just a gas iron.

You know, it looks cool, and that's really all it is is it

looks cool.

You know, someone's going to buy this

to decorate in their house.

SCOTT: Well, it's good for a doorstop too, though.

If I spend $100 on a doorstop, I want diamonds on it.

I'll give you $30 for it, man.

$30?

How about $80?

Oh, I just--

yeah, I don't see $80 in it, man.

$35 is the most I can do.

$35?

Oh man.

Oh.

How about $36?

We can go $34.

Jeez.

OK, $35.

We've got a deal.

All right.

Grab your iron and come up here with me.

We'll write up the paperwork.

All right.

Well, with the $35 I can't quite buy

what I'd like for my daughters, but now I can get my daughters

a couple of dolls, anyway.

Check out this iron I bought.

The dude said it's a gasoline iron.

RICK: Gasoline iron?

Does it got a motor in it?

I don't know what he-- how he said it works.

COREY: Did he have magic beans too?

RICK: It's probably kerosene.

Gasoline would be bad.

It's explosive.

I mean, imagine being trapped on a desert island.

If you were deserted, that would come in handy.

You can iron your clothes and make a grilled-cheese sandwich

with it.

RICK: That's what you would bring to a desert island?

I'd get a small boat with, like, a cable hookup

and watch TV out there all day.

No one would bother me.

I'd bring a GPS and a satellite phone.

What would you bring?

I would bring a multitool and duct tape.

I could survive with that.

And what would you do with this duct tape?

Would you make duct-tape shoes?

Well, he'd probably use it to block

the sun from burning his head.

COREY: Duct-tape hats.

I dove into the water with some duct tape

and I caught me a fish.

RICK: Never mind.

Never mind.