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  • What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

  • So I had another video planned for today, but I've been watching the show Catfishand

  • I just had to do a how to video.

  • For those of you who don't what Catfish isit's basically this show on MTV where

  • they follow around people who've been in online relationships.

  • The termgetting catfishedrefers to when you think you've been talking to someoneonly

  • to find out you've been talking to some random person.

  • You don't even know who they are!

  • I thought it was a perfect opportunity for me to make this video:

  • How Not To Get Catfished.

  • New videos every Sunday.

  • No Jugamos Juegos.

  • Throw me the alley.

  • So you want to learn how not to get catfished?

  • Welp, grab a wooden giraffe and a regulation size basketball and strap yourself in cause

  • this one's going to be a doozie.

  • One of the best ways you can avoid getting catfished is by knowing the warning signs.

  • Normally, some people would use what we refer to ascommon sense”, but as we all know,

  • common sense is not that common these days.

  • Haha!

  • So let's go ahead and identify some of these red flags.

  • If a person has less than 200 friends on Facebook, this is a good sign you may be getting catfished.

  • There are some people who don't even know 200 of their friends on Facebook.

  • Get with it people.

  • Another clear warning sign is that if their Facebook account was created in 2013, heck,

  • even 2012.

  • Because really, who do you know that just got a Facebook account who's not over the

  • age of 40?

  • Other signs include, but are not limited to:

  • A low amount of photos; If they have no photos; If no one knows who they are; If they say

  • they have no cell phone.

  • Indeed, refusal to talk on the phone is one of the many tell-tale signs that fine girl

  • that you've been talking to for the past four yearsmay in factbe a 56-year-old

  • dude.

  • As we've seen in previous cases, just knowing the warning signs is not enough.

  • So what can you do?

  • You can protect yourself.

  • And there are four primary ways that you can protect yourself from getting catfished.

  • The first step is the easiest of all four:

  • Keep it real.

  • If you've never been with someone who is very attractive in your lifetime, the odds

  • of this happening for the first time over the Internet are very low.

  • You need to keep it real with yourself.

  • Another way to protect yourself from getting catfished is by Skyping with someone.

  • If you are still able to get catfished after Skyping with an individual, you deserve it.

  • Remember, Skype is free.

  • And you can't buy back your dignity from your friends, especially because that fine

  • girl that they told you was going to be a manturned out to be a man.

  • The third way that you can protect yourself is by meeting up with this person I-R-L.

  • That's in real life.

  • You're going to have to do this eventually anyways.

  • So, why not do it before a year or six passes?

  • Meeting in person will at least confirm that you're talking to the right individual,

  • even if they may be 137 pounds more than what their profile picture suggests.

  • The final way you can protect yourself is by doing a simple Google image search.

  • In fact, this is all they do on the show MTV Catfish.

  • Simply drag and drop a photo and it will show you which MySpace profile these people have

  • taken their photos from.

  • I can guarantee that if you follow these steps, by recognizing the warning signs and protecting

  • yourself, you will not end up looking like a gosh darn fool in front of your family and

  • friendsat least because of an online relationship.

  • Remember, I'm Scooter Magruder and now you know how too.

  • The first rule in learning how not to flunk out of college is: go to class.

  • This is perhaps one of the hardest things to do in college.

  • Grab a wooden shaped giraffe object and a regulation-sized basketball.

  • Grab a wooden shaped giraffe object and a regulation size basketball and strap yourself

  • in cause...

  • So you want to learn how not to get catfished?

  • Welp, grab a wood.

  • Welp, grab a wood.

  • Grab a wooden size giraffe.

  • A wooden size, that doesn't make any sense.

  • Grab a wooden giraffe and a regulation size basketball cause this one's going to be

  • a doozie.

  • I'm a grown man.

What's up guys, hope you're doing well.

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男性忠告--如何不被陰謀欺騙 (Male Advice - How NOT to Get Catfished)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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