I hope we do something this year.

Please!

I'm not even gonna get my hopes up.

We franchised Demarcus Lawrence.

Ok, good start.

We're gonna sign him long-term anyways, so it doesn't really matter.

Beasley want's how much?

20 million per year?

20 million guaranteed.

That makes more sense.

That's not that bad.

We're getting Earl Thomas.

Who is Codey McElroy?

Is he the new Rico Gathers?

Eric Weddle got released?

Do we get Eric Weddle?

Eric Weddle joined the Rams.

He was too old anyways.

We're getting Earl Thomas anyways.

Antonio Brown is going to the Raiders for a 3rd and a 5th?

Amari Cooper was still a better get.

Amari Cooper is six years younger!

Raiders fans are dumb.

They don't understand how cap space works.

Sean Lee's restructuring his contract.

That's why I love Sean Lee.

If he can stay healthy for one season, we're winning the Super Bowl.

What did Beasley say on Twitter?

Beasley's probably gone.

Jaguars just released Malik Jackson at D-tackle.

Malik Jackson went to the Eagles.

Desean Jackson got traded to the Eagles?

Landon Collins just signed with the Redskins.

84 million dollars!?

I'm bout to start playing safety!

That is a Redskins move right there.

The Honey Badger signed for 42 million with the Chiefs?

We're gonna have to pay Earl Thomas 30 million dollars a year at this rate.

The Bills signed Beasley.

That's the end of an era.

The Bills? [Soulja Boy voice]

We lost the sauce.

The Bills!? [Soulja Boy voice]

I guess he's Buffalo Sauce now.

You have to secure the bag.

I can't fault him for doing that.

Moment of silence for Beasley.

[Moonlight Sonata plays]

You'll be missed brother.

Can we do something!

Anything!

It's the same thing every year!

We don't ever do nothing!

So far we've signed Codey McElroy.

I don't know who that is.

And Jamize Olawale.

Is that how your pronounce his name?

Do we even use a fullback?

I don't know why I thought this year was gonna be different.

The Giants traded OBJ to the Browns!?

Is this real?

Is this April Fools?

Is this real!?

They traded OBJ for a first and a third.

Ahh!

Ahhhhh!!!

Ahhhhahaha!!!

[phone thuds]

Ahhh!!!

No, for real.

I'm not joking.

They traded Odell Beckham Jr. 1st and a 3rd.

It was even the good 3rd.

Hold on, I gotta call my Giants friends.

Yo, haha.

You heard the news?

Huh?

Hello?

Hello.

Protect the Giants general manager at all costs.

Oh my gosh.

They're so garbage.

Can I get a Giants jersey with the GM's name on it.

And they still have Eli Manning!

If we lose to the Giants next year, we gotta fire Jason Garrett immediately.

Cowboys winning free agency by doing nothing.

Earl Thomas signed with the Ravens!

At least we didn't trade our best receiver.

I have complete faith in Xavier Woods.

Haha's still available.

Do we get Haha?

Haha is garbage!

I don't want him.

He can't cover anyone.

Xavier Woods is gonna shock a lot of people.

Tavon Austin is back.

If he can stay healthy...

The Giants signed Golden Tate for 37 million.

Chris Coh-ving-ton Cuh-ving-ton.

Is he good?

They shoulda just kept OBJ!

Kareem Hunt got eight games and there was video evidence.

No evidence, Zeke gets six games!?

Geoff Swaim signed with the Jaguars.

Good luck brother.

You're gonna need it.

Zeke got six games!

This man only gets eight!?

Guess we're just gonna build through the draft.

Go Cowboys.

I don't know why I thought this year was gonna be different.

The Chiefs just released Eric Berry.

Do we do it?

I'm a grown man.