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Ever look in the mirror and wonder, “have I been pwned.com”? By typing in your email

or username, HaveIBeenPwned will search through major company leaks and see if any of them

match your information. If you've never been hacked you'll see a green screen pop

up…

Unless, of course, you suffer from colorblindness. According to the Xrite Online Color Challenge,

1 out of 12 men and 1 out of 255 women have some form of color vision deficiency. Based

on the Farnsworth Munsell 100 Hue Test, it's four rows of a color chart and you have to

arrange the colors in order of hue. If you want to remember this later, just leave yourself

a message for the future.

At Future Self, record a short video message to play back at a later date. Allowing right

now you to send a message to future you. My high school message to me would be: Don't

be afraid to turn yourself into digital currency.

GeneCoin offers you the chance to backup your genome sequencing to the Bitcoin Network.

GeneCoin claims this allows permanent cloud storage for your most important data—you.

So maybe money doesn't grow on trees, but it now grows on family trees.

And where does your family tree come from? 23andMe takes a sample of your saliva and

in 6-8 weeks provides you with an ancestry and wellness report. If you live in select

European nations, you have access to even more information – like inherited conditions,

drug responses, genetic risk factors, genetic traits and more.

Ever wonder if there's someone out there who looks just like you? TwinStrangers collects

a database of its members, so you can find your identical match. All you have to do is

make a profile, upload two pictures, and answer some simple questions about your facial features.

In the hopes of discovering any long lost evil twins.

Forget giving your child a boring, old teddy bear to cuddle with at naptime. Now with DNALegacy,

you can store your DNA in a small capsule for them. So your family and friends can hold

onto you forever, but not in a creepy way. Well it is kinda a creep way.

If you're looking for a long lost relative - DNA Family Check can help. Someone out there

may have a small genetic link to you, here's your chance to find them. And don't forget

your canine family. Wisdom Panel allows you to find out your dog's breed with a simple

cotton swab DNA test.

But you don't have to wait to find out your personality! Ipersonic is a personality test

that takes less than 3 minutes. It's available in 26 languages and only asks 4 questions,

but is surprisingly insightful. Whether you're an engaged idealist or individualist doer,

you might just learn a thing or two about yourself…

Which will come in handy since You're Getting Old.com Plug in your birthday and learn tons

of interesting facts about the glorious day you were born. Like how many miles you've

traveled around the center of the earth as it rotates, and how many people were born

the same day. It's everything that's been happening since you've been on Earth…

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more. Seriously: go check them out and subscribe while you're there. Tell them DONG sent

you! And as always, thanks for watching.