Quickpausetonotethecutenousof a Honoluluisworthofbabies, although, ofcourse, thecitypopulatedentirelybybabieswouldbe a disasterduetobabiesbeing, youknow, tremendouslyincompetent.
Here's thethingthatgetsmeaboutnewbornbabies.
TheyhavenoskillslikeForgetaboutwalking.
Theyhaven't evendiscoveredtheirownhands.
Andyetmanyofthe 353,000 babiesbornyesterdayarelikeeightornineyearsawayfromunderstandingthattheirhomeplanetispartofthesolarsystemthatisrotatingaround a starcalledTheSunlikehumanshavebeenaroundfor 250,000 ishyears, andittook 249,500 ofthoseyearsforustofigureoutthattheEarthwasdefinitelynotthecenteroftheuniverse.
Solet's dowhatwecantogiveallthebabiesbornyesterday a healthylife.
Plus, youcangetamazingperksfromthe P for a commemorativecointothisamazingpostertosecretepisodesofDearHankandJohnandtheAnthropocenereviewed.
Also, Sarahand I aremaking a projectforawesomeonlypodcastcalledTheStatueGotMeHigh, andSarahandCatherinearehosting a versionofDearHankandJohncalledDearSarahandCatherine.
YoucansubmityourprojectforawesomevideosrightnowatProjectforawesomedotcom, andalsoyoucanvoteforProjectforAwesomevideosandhelpusdecidewherethemoneygoesandFinally, the 48 hourprojectforAwesomeLiveStreamstartsnowatprojectforawesomedotcomslashlive.
Itisgonnabesomuchfun, Hank, I can't believethisisthe 12thprojectforAwesome.
I growold, I growold, I shallwherethebottomsofmytrousersrolled.