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  • Oh hello there. Hi I'm Jake and

  • *cough*

  • These episodes of Lüt usually start with a pun. I'm not 100% sure. Kevin usually hosts this show but he is sick

  • currently. Get better Kevin. Maybe drink some tea...

  • drops which come in flavors including citrus ginger, rose earl grey, and sweet peppermint.

  • Just pour some hot water and drop

  • Lollipop that you can personalize with your face.

  • Upload a picture of the face you want to candify and tell them the eye color, hair color, and

  • other distinctive features like a third eye or something. Maybe five lips. Who knows?

  • Then send it to anyone who wants an edible version of your face because this is Lüt!

  • Hey it's dark in here!

  • Can someone turn on the light with steampunk gear light switches?

  • This illumination sensation features wooden switch plates that use gears and steampunk

  • design to make the mundane insane...in a good way.

  • And if you think that's bizarre check out

  • Guitar art, a really cool etsy shop that includes this guitar shelf, violin table lamp, and

  • this other guitar shelf.

  • Don't shelfishly make yourself late and remember your keys with

  • Unforgettable door organizerwhich looks plain and completely forgettable but what

  • you put in it, you will remember.

  • Now losing everything doesn't have to be a thorn in your side and can instead be a

  • thorn in your

  • Consuela the Cactus.

  • She's smiling on the outside but with enough aggression and perseverance, your dog or creepy

  • relative can rip the happiness right off her face with their teeth.

  • Seeing this green ball of sadness is your best way to measure success but to measure

  • accurately use

  • Euclid Measuring Cup.

  • The shape of it makes it so that the ratio of surface area to volume is the same at every

  • measuring amount.

  • So it can measure small amounts just as accurately as large ones.

  • Let's keep riding this wave of kitchen convenience with

  • The Magic Tap.

  • If you share these children's tragic ineptitude when it comes to pouring liquid, this automatic

  • beverage dispenser can help.

  • First lock the straw because this kid has spilled enough for all of us, and then put

  • it in your jug of whatever.

  • Now unlock it and press your glass to the trigger bringing stability to this young boy

  • as well as your

  • Silverware.

  • Liftware is technology designed to assist people who have a tremor.

  • It has an electronic stabling handle and selection of attachments so the food will stay on it

  • and then go into your mouth.

  • Assuming that's how you eat food.

  • Now that you've eaten put that energy to good use with

  • Wurf Board.

  • It's a supportive, air spring surface that encourages continuous micro movements.

  • It's great for a standing desk and these subtle movements improve posture, strengthen

  • muscles, and raise alertness.

  • If you're amazed

  • Stargaze with...Stargaze.

  • It's the name of this chair.

  • Anyways, it's the first ever swinging and reclining camp chair.

  • So now you can relaxingly star at trees like this guy. Hey dude how's the stars?

  • Or you could stare at your ceiling or whatever you want including

  • This shadow of a fake tree created by Lumen flame shadow projector.

  • All you have to do is light the candle and it's like a forest is indoors...a forest

  • of two trees. Probably not a forest.

  • Bring it closer or further depending on how big you want it but don't get too cozy,

  • get

  • Mozi.

  • This is just a ring...BAM just kidding it's an arm spinner.

  • And it does exactly what it says it does as in it spins around your arm.

  • You can do this, this, and...okay now you're just showing off. Pretty good. It spins around and around without shooting off in the middle of nowhere.

  • And speaking of the middle of nowhere let's go into my heart...just kidding let's go camping with

  • Bite Helper, designed to help relieve bug bites.

  • It delivers heat and vibration to the affected area which increases circulation and localized

  • blood flow.

  • Basically it takes the pain away. But does it? Does it?

  • And nothing takes the pain away from bad hair quite like

  • Morning head which cures bed head in seconds.

  • This fashionable headwear resembles a shower cap but it has extremely absorbent material

  • inside that can hold water and instantly wet your hair when you put it on.

  • Now that your hair looks great which it usually does because you're just beautiful why not just become the whole package with

  • Powerpress. Even though you already are because you're beautiful.

  • The muscles you work out all depend on where you place these things on the board.

  • In no time you'll look just like this guy.

  • Except unfortunately you do have to actually do a pushup.

  • But if you're more into punching than pushing check out

  • Quiet Punch, the best way to quietly punch things in the middle of the night while everyone

  • is sleeping.

  • You can upper cut, hook, and do power shots which are probably really fun to do and also

  • look

  • Majestically Awkward. Which will be on my tombstone.

  • Links to all the lüt can be found in the description below and if you want there's a playlist

  • right here, filled with lüt. Little pointy hands.

  • If you have lüt of your own that you wanna sell or share or if you have a DONG

  • that you wanna share with the world, good news there's

  • squarespace.com which was nice enough to sponsor this episode and support Vsauce and the DONG channel.

  • So thank you Squarespace. Squarespace is really cool they have a bunch of really well-designed templates

  • that you can use if you wanna have a storefront or just make your portfolio there.

  • I have dabbled in squarespace myself. I used to do a lot more freelance video stuff, cinematography and directing so I use

  • so I use them to create a portfolio for my work.

  • That website no longer exists because I think it's embarrassing now. Doesn't really represent the work I make. Anyway

  • going off on a tangent. If you are interested you can check out the link at the top of the description.

  • Use a free trial, create your own site and when you're ready, you get 10% off with that link

  • to a domain or a website so there ya go squarespace.com

  • Some more lüt for ya or it's a great place to post your own lüt.

  • If that's what you're into. You're into posting lüt. Also lüt

  • L-U-T if you remove the umlaut on the top, a lut

  • is a look-up-table which we use a lot for color-grading

  • which I have learned recently which is very exciting.

  • I don't know why I'm still talking. I should probably stop and let you live your life and

  • I don't know I just get lonely sometimes and I want

  • a person to talk to and so here we are.

  • Like two old chums, old pals.

  • Just chatting about stuff.

  • Alright uhh...

  • Okay. And as always, thanks for watching.

Oh hello there. Hi I'm Jake and

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