Whose head doubles as a cup and stacks for storage.

If you BEARly have time to let your tea cool just rememBRRRRR

ice tray.

Which looks like some sort of polar bear centipede thing but pops out the most beautifully shaped

frozen cubes of agua because this is LÜT!

Ya know who coined the term “self defense?”

No idea but this self defense coin doubles as a super secretive blade that can cut cord,

rope, duct tape, plastic zip ties, and other non-metallic materials.

So protect yourself from being mugged but not from

this fondue mug set.

It has a little slot below for the candle it comes with.

So use it to melt the contents inside, like chocolate or cheese.

Skewer some bread to dip and share with your sweet valentine.

Sorry if that was cheesy

Pizza in the shape of a cone!!!

Use the dough from the recipe provided, roll it, cut it, seal it up, slip it onto the mould,

and stuff it with all the delicious ingredients in the world.

Even unicorn snot

Lip gloss.

Which is mythically gross.

So rinse out your legendary mouth with

This toothbrush...wait what?

Oh.

It works like a water fountain.

So you don't take up counter space with rinse cups.

And the heads are replaceable which means less time toothbrush shopping and more time babbling

wearing your desert dabbling bag.

It looks like a cactus, but it's not a cactus. It's a bag that's great for holding

this travel cord roll.

It organizes all your cords and keeps them from getting tangled.

Folding up to be neat and compact.

That makes me want to get even more things with cords

PERFECT!

A cord jack rabbit headphone splitter!

Which allows you to share music with a friend or enemy who likes music from the same device.

Let's face it, do you want to hear this

*weird noises*

in only one ear?

Actually that's kind of creepy.

Thankfully I have

The luma mobile phone night light to banish the dark.

So I can stare at my

Cute little balloon pin house.

A little cork ball attached to a mini house by a string.

Put the pins in the ball and place the whole thing wherever you feel like it.

This person put it on a map.

But ya know what? Listen. Put it wherever you want and feel no remorse as you play with

Aquabot Seahorse.

He uses his curly rubber tail and back fin to swim around any fish tank.

With your love of the sea why don't ya go

SWURFING.

Actually, swurfing doesn't take place in the sea but on the branch of a tree.

Just take this rope, throw it over, and fasten the board so you can swurf like you've never

swurfed before.

You've probably never swurfed before, so go swurf.

Alright, I'm not going to say Swurf anymore.

Use that same tree to get in tip top shape with this pullup and dip bar.

This strap goes around the tree, easy as one two three, and then here's the hard part.

Ya gotta pull your whole body up by your arms.

I'll do that later.

For now I'll listen to music on my bluetooth beanie as I go for a

Reflective run in the dark thanks to this reflective spray.

Invisible by day but glowing by night so it's perfect to put on your clothes to keep you

visible and safe.

Or should I say...SPRAYfe?

OMG I'm Like Literally Dead!!!

And as always, thanks for watching.