字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Let's freaking to go, Friends. I am going to prove it. Get us a lighthearted comedy game Hit space a lot. It's It's good for you. Uh, guys have drunk. How do you know Where in the hell am I? Am I up top? Here's bullets over here. Wait Across from your gun room. I got a guitar. Is that good? Look at this. Good. I like being floppy. It says do not open door. I can't want to open the door. Wait, How how do we go to the med bay? Have you seen it yet? I have not. Yeah, I'm uh Oh. Hey, I'm trying to find you guys. Where the hell are you? Hey, give me your harmonica. Captain says giving your harmonica e your guitar Hudis Patton says handed over. Okay, wait, wait, go. Ye Oh, look, I'll even play dead. I think I put it in the cabinet there by you. All right. Cipher concert, boys. Come on. Oh, no. I'm gonna Captain Yoo Seo, stoop this right in your This is where our guns are gonna find the guns again. So wait, Wait. We got to go to the massive. I don't even have to play this game. And you threw me into this. You don't know Fine, guys. I don't know, guys I owe and I open the outside door. Guys, you don't do you alive. I I'm pretty good. The pump Save me. I'm a little wet. I'm undocking. I'm excited. I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm excited. Sean, you're an engineer. You're in responsible for fixing everything. Fuck God. This game is so confusing looking. Bob, are you doing that? I'm what you mean? I thought a piloting I clicked interact, and I saw a bunch of information that I'm not sure what is Where are we supposed to go on? Are we supposed to go in the institute of something or other? Uh, no clue what? You all wet? Because I'm checking for systems that are broken, but this isn't be broken. We just move because we're Yes. That's, uh we just moved a tiny bit. Why would it be broken, huh? Any any out of movement is pretty bad news. It sounds like our ship shouldn't exist. Okay, so what? What? I mean, thing to fix. What's the thing? I should be fixed holes and holes and anything that has a little red happy repair me signs on it. Okay, so it was your power. Were powered down, were powered down. Yeah. God. OK, apocalypse, Shawn. That's you're walking away from the engine. That's okay out there. Okay, It's fine. All right. Cool. Pop the new fresh bad boy in there. How do you understand what the fifth is? How many enemies? All right, I'll give you every low down shot. This is the engine. It is the life heart of this ship. Okay, it runs out of fuel. I know. What energies? Yes, we stopped. The fuel is into the locker to your left. Ah, so many enemies. And then you put them in the four areas. Yes, but he only put one at time because we don't need that much power. If it gets too much power, it overheats. Right now, it's on automatic. God, if you opened it up. Yeah, but sometimes if we need quick response like we need sudden power to engines and Captain Bob suddenly thrust up to Max, you need the cranky power because the automated system is not fast enough. I'm so glad I picked engineer. Oh, my God. This is so fucking confusing. Repair. Repairing. Okay, Do anything. Do you see? Oh, drop stuff prepared. Not driving the boat, by the way. What? Oh, that's a bad place to be. Okay, I repair I repairing. Okay. We're good. Yeah. Good engineer. Guys. I'm just going to come out and say that even watching Dora the Explorer is information overload for me. So this is like, it's not good way. Do you gonna give me a gun or what? Unlock the thing. Where is the thing? I don't know where it is. Bottom, right. I think what Bob said, but I'm not found it. Well, you would not, even for your the gun ish Smith. And you haven't even found the gun Smith cunt from you. You did drench me. I don't make part of May. That's rude. I'm against Officer Van. Why? Whatever, I guess. Yes. Everything in tip top shape here, Captain. It's looking good. You smacked her right up smack that. Thank you. My dad gave me this wrench. You say you want you want a gun or for Tim to Taser stick? I got a tape of a barrel. A taser, please. All right, I'll go. Oh, it's all right. It's all right. Uh, hard. This works out. Well, because I needed a study. Okay. I sort of a hole in my chest from her Bob. Tasered me. You're fine. Whoa. Hey, Mark, you didn't You all right? You know your life. Hey, Max, back. Hello? Hello? Is may. He's have held. You have any light internal damage work? Yeah. Tons. How's it going? Public? You need a heli? Uh, I'm fine. You don't find himself. I can heal myself. I'm dead. It sounds like Wade. What? Uh what just happened? Well, you see, I had a big hole. Chess. You know, I keep smiling about this big hole and everyone like I kill yourself. You said Wait, our bob. Look, your name is I think you need to go, Captain Wade. Uh, he's only the captain. He's over the guy captaining Rod, He's down here. You work, captain, and come here. Yeah, Captain. Good job. Way. Keep, um, losing power. I just power way. Give her pal looking on and off. Just cowards. You left me out here all alone when idiots who can open the doors and the way he came through in a shocker and then Bobby out of him. Our engineer mechanic is doing a lot of crying, I think. Hello, Bob. I got a solution for this. And you captain him for me? Yeah. Why would you, Captain? I'm the Parsi keeping is afloat. Way shot Mark waiting in the cabins. Keep going. Left. Wakes up. There is You'll never catch me. Ally. Excuse May. Maybe you should put some handcuffs on. Mark says like he will. He's watching a dirty movie. You do that. You should do that. Would help. Okay. Not a good thing about No, this is better. They're doing Oh, hey. Bomb. I may have just flooded this compartment. Did you kill Jack? You know, he'll just didn't give me a choice. He chased me so far with the shocking. Hey, wait. Can you wait to flood the compartment? He was in no way. Went out, Went out. Wade, can you Captain Bob! Hey, get in there. Christy, I don't know what this is not this is not autopilot. Hang on, hang on. Hang on, Hang on. Not really rude, Christiane On my side of Christianity. Shit. Eyes. Wow. Okay. Thank you. You piece of garbage. Oh, my. Is that a grenade? It was. Why did it hurt me and not you? I don't know. Because I closed the door to your captain. I was outside of it, though. Wait, wait. I think you need to captain yourself. Yeah, I'm working on. I had to get another grenade. Only carry one for emergencies. I don't understand why Cristian is not healing me. I gave you way. Gotta go back. Hey, I I know that I I I know that I have a wrenching a screwdriver now. Okay, good. Thanks. Use everyone ready to go. Yes. Uh, gam anon. Dhaka's. We're gonna fly with our fleet of bots. Guys, Victory Guys, I I followed you into the armory and the door closed. It says they don't have access to get out. I can. No, I can, Captain people now. Oh, yeah? Why would I open the door? I'm not gonna Captain. You want to tell you a people are dying of suffocation in the main access shaft? Is that I'm sorry? Lost. Michael and Saul are all passing out in the central access. Wait, What? Because he also way open some doors. Can we open some doors? and they're too stupid to open doors. I just fix them. All right, Saul. Well off. Janey and Michael of all been resuscitated. It's all right. This is what? It's fine. Morons. They turn about a lot more. They turned out amount of control off in the engine. Uh, they do. I don't know. I don't distress them. It's off again. Okay, so marks on a gun. My master kisses on the gun. Yeah. His name is Masaka. Oh, you'll address Oh, my God. Zachary Phoenix, stop going indoors. You can open to get out of People are freaking out upstairs to what is happening here. Pirate will want their own fire. Well, it's all right. It's fine. They're all idiots. Can id. These guys were kind of dumb leave alone. They're doing bought stuff. Just leave. Just let him wait. Look at these guys. Your captain. I commend you, Captain. You don't let them do what they're gonna do. Okay? Are they firing Zura Nailing? Um, they're shooting. It slips on the little sonar. Just talking to yourself. Just tell them the shaft. Oh, needs medical assistance. It's OK, Er, Lionel, Totally save of its fun. What a Janey's been resuscitated, giving first aid to Los sirens. Fire someone's action. Right? Now s so much needless action tacos for tearing it up down there are, like, just just hit hit. But he's better than the other body. Got airlines going Fucking freaky e. Think like a fucking cat who has the zoo? Me and you finally open the door. It's like Fuck, yeah. Oh, that's a lot of water that's just suddenly pouring out everywhere. That's probably good. This gun is useless. This top left gun is all goods are usually just operated. The engine room hole breaks in the engine. Relocating. No kidding. I mean, no welding. Thio Steering celebration special. God! Oh, God. The whole place is putting close. Close. Close that they could open the doors. Hull breach solved. Got the whole breathe. Okay. Yeah, water level. We need to open a hatch and engineering or it's not gonna drain itself. God! Oh, God. It's all over the hatch in the bottom of the access passage and it'll drain into the ballast tank. Yeah, that's a thing, Jane. And have Alice. Thanks. Might have felt that they're still fucking upstairs. Christine. Drowning? Yeah, There we go. Christy. Go. There you go, Christine. I can't even grab you. Christine. You see Christine Cristiana, You good? I like she is just freaking the fuck out. Can we come in through the meat? A diving suit dive exists. Oh, my God. Why are there so many people leak? Legal. Right. Way to go fix that, baby. That's going a bit. I'm repairing way. Not helpful thing, eh? Wait. Yelling at another thinks that Mark. You got that? Okay, we got the one in the way. Getting attacks were shaking a lot way issues honking, going a whole I got room. Oh, my God. No kidding. I think someone needs to go outside and fix this because something is just eating away. So what needs to be shooting our guns and things? I'm gonna are you? I'm in the engine room, but it's flooded. Bad. I don't have Ah, mask. All right, I'm gonna quit two bodies to a bar and your boss on fixing leaks. These guys are idiots. Hire, They've diving. You're not doing anything. You think might be it for me. Guys. Left. Half of the ship is flooding hole breach in the engine room. Oh, God. I trust. I tried. Are you dead? You actually did. I'm not dead, okay? I'm don't I'm still fixing. Really a god. Jesus Christ. These doors. I can't think fucking open. Why are you two just standing here? Why? Why? Anything? I have all the bots trying to fix leaks right now. There are standing up here. Okay, I'm going back in. I'm doing all right. Uh, progress is happening. Only go up. Top up top. Fucking hell. Level 100. I'm coming. Oh, my God. These idiots whole rich in the docking port. There's a whole bridge in the docking port. There's two days. There's two guys dead upstairs, by the way. Oh, no. Oh, there's no I've got no need. There's just there just in the room. There's no diving suits, dino bots we've ever had ever I don't know if it was the bots parole. There's so much water everywhere. Except for my daughter. My door. I e I needed psych. Sure, you absolute douchebag. I I did it. I made meth. Gotta get it in me. Oh, yeah. Why can't I go down there? Working on this is Yeah. Yeah. This is actual death. It's okay. Mark made meth. I did it. Guys, I am so fucking Look, you repair a meeting. No, no, You gotta go. You gotta go up. Left. All right, let's go. Up, up, up there. Standing up there. Repair that. Yeah, there is. Yeah. All right. You wait, Spectator. Where's the leak, ma'am? Good luck, Lee. Stuffy on the ship. Don't you wake up the O. I think this picture's bottom right as well. Mark, what kills you? I don't know. Water t Rex Our bots took all the guns turned off the agents, took all the diving suits and then died with all of that. Give us Max bots and then spawn. It's on the shuttle, and he's got no God. Can I not? I have to baby sit them. You only turn the body went to war. Ah, there's a different ship. Hey. Oh, but I don't have the manufacturing capability own. You're gonna shut up, pig. A thing that you care about and leave me alone. Dad. Really? Just fucking Captain, are you there? Oh, wait. There's premade method, actually. Well, that's a winner. I won't use it, I promise. All right, emergencies. Where is the likely? Remember they're a mess. Just gonna put this in my syringe gun, and I might give you guys a bunch of our emergency meth. I think we're good to go, Captain. You want some meth or something? So I would be made for kids or not for kids Complains. Hey, kids, come get your meth high, Captain. Look, I gotta Well, d you proud of me, too? How you, Leo? He shot me, Keisha. He shot me. They shot at me. I did. Christie endorsed his jokes. Oh, God. This is a this aggressive maneuvering. Yeah. The graphics for the pump room. Our glitch ing through the into the oxygen generator. You're going too fast. Wait. How fast are we going on? 21 kilometers an hour. My did. That's a lot of forward momentum. There's a wall there. Okay, We're good. We're good with him on those brakes. There we go. There we Oh, good. That's That's good. That's good. Save me. Autopilot. Save me. Good, pop. I meant good job. All right. Manual control. It's a really well placed grenade. Would totally in this right now. Well, that would be a real permission to Captain. Are we really going in that. Is that the whole We're going in? I don't know which. Hold a look. All right. Manual control lets that sound like me. When I was, like, 16 I don't know which old I was just a bunch of jokers on the right. Who? Harpoon gun. I get it. Yeah. No clock. Get the fuck out. I'll take the poon gun, I guess. Yeah, Yes. Let me take your name. Well, okay. Thank you. Would work grenades air Good. What? Where are we? Can anyone We're going outside. There was a wall top, right? That we're stuck on way to Samantha. Go out, Bob. Just Captain. All right, I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'll go. I'm in there. He's doing I'm a team player and giving him a send off. I see a plant for a second. I don't like that. Send a kind of depressing sent off outside. Mark, I'm out. I'm out. All right. What am I looking for? I don't know. Guys matches, so I just mark you fill this with water. Mark, Your card is much more problems than you're solving. What happened? What's an airlock with water behind you. There's a whole breach in the airlock somehow. What? Ugo, where you moving? Oh, I can't get back in. 00 yeah, there is. Oh, God. Ever got about that? I forgot about that. Yeah, There. There's a flowing down there. There's a lot of water. God! Oh, God. Oh, God. It was an alien. I got bit out. Out. Coming up, for God sakes. Oh, God. As the whole region. The airlock room again. Whatever is happening, it's Dorsey's putting on a diving suit and heading out. This is fucking bad news. Bears Dorsey Dorsey Know Dorsey? Was it? It wasn't that. I don't think I closed the door behind me. There was just a little Pip. Tiny, itty bitty pip, huh? Flooded everyone back inside or Whoa! What? The back? Yeah, back in you were backing. We're dropping very fast. Yes, I know. Where Tropic Best. We're deciding. At 21 kilometers an hour. That's like a maximum velocity over this went down. We're gonna sign down so hard, boys. It makes way. Still don't have power. I could be Oh, get a diving suit, get a diving suit, get a diving. Where are things? Who the fuck just injected me. We have a medical doctor on board. What? Is things going wrong? Suddenly we're gonna make it. Guys, we are 480 meters away from the habitation outpost. Easy. We've got this. 280 meters, boys. Okay, You got plenty of fuel. We Gucci way. We killing it. You know what? You know what? This mission that we've been desperately trying to complete its what? Deliver a box delivering medical supplies were almost dying. Literally. Drive on a submarine from one place to another place. Yep. This is not worth it. We're doing it that way. It's like 1,000,005 100 credits. Assume is a lot of boy. 0 100 meters. I see the outpost on the way. I see it. You see? You see the outpost Oh, on sonar to the right above us. Straight up. Straight off. I didn't see from the gun yet. Hey, wait, uh, gay opinion. When? When you saw the aliens. Didn't they look kind of like, cool? Like you, like maybe we could be friends with him, right? What did you do? The math. He looks they looked no friends with them. I don't know about the second part of this, okay? Yeah. Just checking. Okay. Okay. Says I was with a neat looking Yes. What? I mean, that'd be kind of cool if I was but not saying that. That's coming in for Marco doing up there in the like. No one's appreciating my docking skill. Here, Dr. Marks up. Oh, that's fast. That's fast. That's really fast. Oh, we're crashing into it, boys. Hey, Hey, We do it, all right? Okay. Count it. First day at that on the board, I could do one more. I could do one more mission. Let's do one more mission. Oh, I see. One work. Definitely gonna be good at killing a salvaging l artifact. God, no. All right, well, let's just get the fricking heck out of here, shall we? Shall we show way? I shall wait. Guys. Ready to rumble. I'm ready, Ta. But I'm ready to be born ready. We're going to topple abo type O. C. S disengaging. Look at their go. We're undocked, my dude. G safety is not a thing we have anymore. Okay, what's the equivalent of a space station underwater submarine face. Well, now what do we just dock with what is it called Aqua Lab 2020 under Water Harbor are on the sea just through the under building under minor boob. That's actually why. What What works is people think it's something else. But what works? It's an underwater laboratory. Underwater level that you're talking above, guys. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Out of you that works, Captain More. Well, I'm just talking about walks. No, I just one. I get out, I get off at the sound of sensors. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's the exact same sort of my vibrator makes fires a fight. I got it, actually. Absolute apocalypse. Fucking find the fire's gone helmet helmets. No power at all. I was trying to create monsters trying to preemptively put in another fuel rods before the other one ran out. And then you were like, Oh, poor, no power. What was that splash? That was me jumping into the ballast area. Okay. Why are you jumping Ballast? Her splash? I have nothing else to do except our fires. Eyes? What is freaking out, guys? Nothing to do but start firing. I started a fire and then I stopped the fire. And that's all I've done so far. You guys keep freaking up. This is a pretty Shawn's the trader freighter. Oh, God. There's monsters of the ship. What's in this ship? Internal hearing that turned the turbine off from God. Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, God. Holy way right away. That's not a good idea. Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay, that didn't you got it. You got handcuffed myself. I can't help. What? I'm gonna try and lock it in this room. I'm David. David. There's one in the engine area. There's one downstairs. He's lost in the He's locked in the engine compartment with me and my dead body. Well, this one on the left one day, just like wow. Yeah. Reached. I'm unconscious and dying while I'm waiting. I get your handcuffs. He also hit a wall. Don't move. I'm blue. He's up again. Monster! Oh! Oh, That's not a good thing. I Oh, I'm suffering my mark. Can you save me? We're dating. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right. I killed the monster. Guys, everything's fine. There's one upstairs, Ministers. Oh, well, I'm out of bullets, so that's awkward. There's one coming down. There's one coming down the air shaft thing. He's right there. Oh, hi. How did I do that? Why? Do what? You would have a stupid you have. Did you have grenades on you? Yes, you did. You feel for elude me, buddy? I think I just I I I'm not a hole in the Okay, Lola. Lola is going to come save, you know? Never mind. Lola. I'm gonna be Captain. It looks so pretty lonely trying to get guns. They can't get in because, uh, our security, the water. Yeah. Yeah, I will get you, Um, that thing tour off the top of the ship, like, instantly and was in Well, that thing there were six of them. Yeah. No, I am unconscious now That those things okay, Lola's coming. Okay? Old is coming. Well, never mind love doing to us. Stop it. I don't like e way. Look, it's got part of it now, producing that they came in through the top hatch. There's a hole right next to the hatch within clear view of the gun. Wade, I started shooting and they instantly rip that fucking thing open and we're in.