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  • Oh!

  • Oh, my Oh is already after a great start, ladies.

  • My name is except the guy and welcome to dear Cindy.

  • Later, I saw this a while back.

  • It was just in some gifts and some videos and screen shots and stuff.

  • But it's finally out to play on steam.

  • And I am so excited.

  • Look at this with a wobble.

  • The purpose of the game is I think it's to just get in, be a dear and cause mayhem.

  • I'm an alien.

  • No, I'm just a dear.

  • Oh, I'm ready.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Oh, my God.

  • She's That's quite the leaf you have.

  • And you, dear, could jump very far.

  • But mother of God, no way.

  • I'm gonna fucking It's amazing.

  • Boulders stretch neck!

  • Holy fuck!

  • What is that?

  • What the fuck is this game is the best game ever made.

  • Fuck Anyone who says differently.

  • I want to stick to the big giant fish in the sky.

  • You see this?

  • This is nice.

  • This is normal.

  • This is this is swat this kind of what I thought would be more off.

  • But instead we get this.

  • Wait.

  • I could fix it with Jane Kuala on the side of the building is happening tonight.

  • Take drugs before recording this fellow equestrian brother.

  • What say you?

  • Oh my God!

  • I can write a horse as a dear.

  • This is genuinely amazing.

  • Oh, whores can jump for shit.

  • See?

  • That's my dear.

  • Better than horse.

  • Stupid horse!

  • Get out of here!

  • I just killed a horse.

  • I can hold that.

  • What did I D'oh may give me.

  • I have to get this man to a doctor.

  • Does anyone know where the horse spittle is?

  • What you mean is your brother?

  • I didn't touch him.

  • He was like this when I found him.

  • Police going here?

  • There's not going as a deer.

  • I want this.

  • Thank you.

  • Yes.

  • I replaced my antlers with guns.

  • Sally, What fuckers know about Grab That way you could say hi.

  • Hi.

  • So what happens if I dear?

  • If I Oh, I could turn him into a deer.

  • Does he follow me?

  • Oh yes.

  • He the Rudo runs and follows me.

  • Brother.

  • Come way Have a fight to win.

  • Oh my God!

  • Emma!

  • Jesus, dear, I could run on water.

  • What is happening?

  • What did I do?

  • I don't know.

  • Come, brother.

  • That is a giant cow the sun is a golf ball.

  • This thing is shiny.

  • I am so confused.

  • Okay, I have to play.

  • What play?

  • Basic rules of the same as for reverse e.

  • I don't know what that is.

  • Never the pieces moving their own being cows and overturned cow would return to its original position.

  • Whoever takes the most cows wins.

  • I I don't fucking know what I'm doing.

  • Okay?

  • I think I don't know.

  • What are we doing?

  • Nice.

  • Okay, This is unfair.

  • Some of your cows have left the board.

  • I can't get those back.

  • This is bullshit.

  • Suck it.

  • I didn't win anything.

  • If anything, I lost.

  • I lost the guns in my head and I lost my friend.

  • I want my supposed to be a dear.

  • Yes, dear Wick, can I stick to this?

  • Yes.

  • Stick to the koalas.

  • Ass connects Spider Man my way around this town.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I can Oh, my God.

  • This is fucking awesome.

  • Wait.

  • Hold on.

  • Hold on, Hold on.

  • Get the plane.

  • I really want to get the plane.

  • It's all about momentum.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, God.

  • Stick, stick, stick.

  • Yes, you're fine.

  • We can make this.

  • We can do this shacked.

  • Very, very, Yes.

  • All right, Atta boy.

  • All right, Mr Zebra.

  • What did you write this?

  • He's looking at everybody these massive in his trip.

  • And he's gonna He's messed with my eyes.

  • Yes, destroy everything.

  • I'm a deer's Astor level e.

  • I know what that means, but I'm just gonna keep destroying stuff and hope that it increases.

  • The police are after me.

  • Oh, no.

  • At the police lions way, Theo, Increase.

  • Got it a lot.

  • God!

  • Oh, God.

  • I don't want to do with this.

  • I Honestly I don't know what to do with anything.

  • In this case, there's so much death and destruction happening everywhere.

  • Ah, this must be where all the de monetized YouTube videos go.

  • Can I make videos back?

  • Feel like having this zebra is cheating?

  • Can I get the cow?

  • Holy shit.

  • Please, Please.

  • I'm all man.

  • I don't think I can.

  • What's up?

  • Fuckers like you, right?

  • Yeah, it's a rocket.

  • What?

  • Every time I think I know what's gonna happen.

  • It just gets weirder and weirder and weirder.

  • I want to see if I can write the koala.

  • Honestly, can we go down?

  • Okay.

  • Thank you.

  • Mr Kao.

  • I will go the rest of the way on my own.

  • Where's the koala Waterman?

  • We need to save you right now.

  • Because if Bush fires, can I write you koala man, Can I shoot you to death?

  • Can we do anything with you?

  • Ooh, Thanks.

  • I made a mistake.

  • This is bad.

  • Okay, I could take him.

  • I could take him.

  • All right.

  • The rules of the jungle.

  • Er don't fuck with the koalas.

  • I need bigger weaponry.

  • That's my problem right now.

  • What if, my dear, if I everybody Yes, pick up the gun.

  • If I dear, If I everybody then they'll fight for me, right?

  • I'm making an army.

  • An army of assorted dear people.

  • I'm gonna rise up and kill everybody.

  • Yeah!

  • Yes!

  • We already got the sheep out.

  • Do you think that they can fight?

  • Do you think that they can fight the giant koala for me?

  • That's my mission for this video.

  • Kill the giant koala.

  • I know we said we had to protect him, but honestly, I don't like it now that he tried to kill me and successfully killed me.

  • Come, dear men, come in the room or running.

  • Oh, shit!

  • Sorry, I didn't mean to do that?

  • Could we get this?

  • But it's so badly you've defeated the cops.

  • I thought they were just gonna keep coming after me.

  • That's epic.

  • You're a dear on your a deer And you're a dear.

  • Everybody comes here.

  • I want make an army tank bully.

  • Holy fuck!

  • Okay.

  • Oh, now it's a party.

  • My guys are destroying this building, trying to get through it, But I think they're slightly killing May, dear people, dear people and being attacked Got him!

  • Shoot my own guys!

  • Fight back!

  • Dear people kill upon affairs.

  • This is This is really bad.

  • Though polar bears and koalas are almost extinct, we need to save them most.

  • Get more, dear people.

  • Maur, Dear people!

  • Oh, Ear Walker!

  • Okay, I have an entire army, though I'm hoping that this will protect me.

  • Shit!

  • Shit!

  • Shit!

  • Fucking laser going this Christ, What is what is it, dear supposed to do?

  • Oh, dearie Mae got so much sheet.

  • So much sheep, death and destruction.

  • All right, guys.

  • All right, all right, all right.

  • You guys don't have to walk through all these.

  • Can you?

  • Can you kill them for me, please?

  • I'm very scared.

  • Fight back!

  • Fight back!

  • Fight back!

  • Fight back!

  • Fight back!

  • Guys, fight!

  • I don't want to shoot you.

  • Don't shoot my own guides, but very shit of killing these rabbits.

  • Yes.

  • Got a fuck yet, Maur for the dear Army.

  • You would be proud of it, Mr Fish.

  • No.

  • Fine.

  • Oh, sorry.

  • Kill the polar bears.

  • I won't fight!

  • Back back!

  • Kill him!

  • Kill him!

  • Yeah, You defeated the cops.

  • All right, We have to fight, Mr Jane, Koala man.

  • And I need health.

  • How do I get help?

  • Wait, I can't get a higher levels.

  • I'm under construction after this level.

  • All right?

  • That means one thing needs to happen.

  • Fight!

  • Fight him!

  • T soon as Diego.

  • Okay, this building takes no damage.

  • Fuck!

  • Oh, I thought you needed one eye left.

  • Okay, okay, okay.

  • Be smart about Be smart about it.

  • You can win this fight, Mr dear.

  • Yes!

  • Get him!

  • Get him!

  • Get him!

  • Yeah, baby.

  • Hey!

  • Goes like eucalyptus love and motherfucker that he is.

  • This is our price.

  • This is our victory.

  • Well done, dear Army.

  • Better Good.

  • Oh, much better going.

  • Oh, boo ya, Baby grenades!

  • Holy shit!

  • How do we use grenades?

  • Just shoot them anyway.

  • Don't get killed by it.

  • I am dead.

  • I am destruction.

  • I have so many guns.

  • Wait, the fucking koala.

  • I don't even need the Deer Army anymore.

  • But they're very useful.

  • Still destroy every building.

  • Leave none alive today.

  • Loopy.

  • Lou, I want a loopy Lou.

  • Ah, bullshit.

  • I am I supposed to know?

  • Peter?

  • Don't you guys do it?

  • Can I fight the cow?

  • Okay, Did I win?

  • I think they killed too powerful to be kept alive with Jane Fish plane, I guess.

  • I guess that doesn't count.

  • I can write cars.

  • Oh, baby.

  • Now we could fucking loopy loop.

  • Yeah, it was lame.

  • I can just drive on water.

  • Apparently.

  • I guess water doesn't count in this game.

  • Um, Voss is this.

  • Hello?

  • How do we do this?

  • Okay, stood on it.

  • Nothing happened.

  • All right, Screw this.

  • Let's go to Japan.

  • I can't go there.

  • Areas under construction.

  • Oh, my God.

  • That's cool.

  • Folk.

  • You area under construction, man.

  • Let me go to Japan.

  • Ah, Dicks.

  • All right, well, I'm gonna leave this episode of dear simulator here.

  • Doesn't seem like there's that much more to do in it right now.

  • I think the game is like, still being developed, and they're gonna add a bunch of stuff later on.

  • I fucking love it.

  • I think that this is hilarious and really, really fun to play.

  • It's not even really an objective.

  • I just went around and cause destruction, and that is good enough for me.

  • I had some extreme belly ache laughs.

  • Playing this on that to me already makes it worth it.

  • But the game's up on steam.

  • You can go get it for yourselves right now.

  • I highly suggest if you wanna have fun for yourselves, but I'm gonna leave this video here.

  • Don't forget to leave a light on it If you like the video and don't forget to subscribe is well, if you want to see Maur daily content like this because we always upload and have a great time.

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