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  • If I quit YouTube today, I would become a something.

  • This is the question I set for the next Dante TM Community Challenge, but some people took it a little bit.

  • Seriously.

  • I have had multiple real job offers in EA Sports in loads of random stuff, So unfortunately, I'm not quitting YouTube just yet.

  • But it's nice to know that if I did, I'd have lots of job offers.

  • So I thank you.

  • I have a stable career.

  • Yes, no, seriously.

  • Welcome to the next Dante TM Community Challenge, which runs across Twitter, Instagram and Discord.

  • A cz well, where today's question I will repeat it for you guys at the back is if I want to quit YouTube.

  • What would my job be?

  • I wanted to see what you guys thought I would be good at.

  • And also, we might even use our photo shop skills to see one.

  • I would look like in any of these jobs today we're going to start with.

  • I think we ought to start with discord today.

  • Oh, and if you don't follow me on Twitter or Instagram to get involved in these community challenges that go on following in the script and blow right now.

  • Senator.

  • Aggressive.

  • Please do it.

  • The 1st 2 suggestions are gymnast and hair stylist.

  • Gymnast, I can barely jump let alone bend my arm further from here.

  • So I don't think I could be a gymnast.

  • Hair stylist, though I was gonna say Yeah, but maybe not.

  • You should become a clothes hanger.

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • Trying to make the shape of a clothes hanger doesn't quite work.

  • Professional saxophone player.

  • Maybe not a professional beard grower.

  • Await?

  • Yes, what I look like with a full beard?

  • Let's try first.

  • I'm a select a beard.

  • This is gonna be my bid.

  • Uh, shall I borrow the mouth too?

  • I think I should.

  • Is my dumb face on Dhere is the beard.

  • I need Thio.

  • Make sure that it fits.

  • Thing is already gonna look dumb.

  • Just need to do some beard adjustments right now.

  • But you know what?

  • They're saying the same matching.

  • Too bad.

  • Actually, this is a preview of what I would look like in 40 years.

  • If I never quit YouTube, I'd have a beard this long.

  • It would have the gray hairs in it as well.

  • It's kind of worrying that I've got someone else's mouth.

  • But you know what?

  • I stole this man's beard, so I can't really complain.

  • Um, this is this is me with the big guys.

  • What do you think?

  • What do you think my mouth is to the side.

  • I can't get it to go.

  • Right.

  • Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • I think I fixed it.

  • Yes.

  • There we go.

  • Bearded may.

  • So if I could grow more than just this, then this is what I would look like on.

  • And this is also me in 40 years Might come back to this face in a bit when we're trying our other jobs.

  • For some reason, you guys are saying a chef, But we have already discovered that that is not a good idea.

  • No Sully from Monsters, Inc.

  • I can work with that.

  • Just need a video for police.

  • Sully.

  • Perfect.

  • What is happening?

  • This didn't really turn into jobs, did it?

  • I'm trying to make it.

  • Oh, no.

  • Look at my nose.

  • My eyebrows look perfect.

  • Fool that.

  • She looks good.

  • Whoa!

  • I commit my skin a different color.

  • Do that sick.

  • I'd make a good Sulley.

  • I mean, it looks pretty weird, but, um, I do have a big take.

  • The bid off we go fix.

  • Did we need the is in there as well.

  • Can I just put it over?

  • Yeah, I can put over everything.

  • There we go.

  • I'd make a pretty good solly.

  • He could be the next prime minister.

  • How about President?

  • Let's do some Photoshopping.

  • Well, that image is such high quality.

  • What is going on?

  • I'm taking your hair.

  • But it would be easier taking off his parts to put on my face or taking off my face.

  • Support his, I think taking off my face to porn His I don't know how well this is gonna work.

  • Oh, that's weird.

  • Don't people the size of the forehead G's?

  • Oh, no, I did not think that was gonna work so well, I needs I definitely need a change of skin color, though I'm also gonna take off my eyebrows because I wanna borrow those sweet, bushy numbers that Mr Trump has.

  • There we go.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • This is working perfectly.

  • Why?

  • Why does this work so well?

  • I need to make myself so much more orange, which is actually really, really difficult.

  • Can I, uh I raised that from your mind Instantly.

  • Cut the eyes.

  • I don't like it.

  • No, I really don't like it.

  • That's no.

  • That's quickly.

  • Move on.

  • Hold on a second.

  • Hold on a second.

  • I need to make How do I make it move Brown?

  • This man is unbelievably turned.

  • I think I think this is about as close as I'm going to get it.

  • Dude, that looks so.

  • We're also gonna suits me me to change one fatal floor, though this needs to be blue, right?

  • Can we do that?

  • Hair is kind of hard to change because of all the little wispy bits.

  • But we should yes, be able to make it at least a little bit blue.

  • Let's go.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • This is great.

  • I kind of like it without the blue, but I've kind of changed it forever.

  • Can I get it back?

  • Yeah, there we go.

  • I kind of like it like that.

  • That's what it would.

  • That's what it would be if I was the president of the United States.

  • Okay, that could be my new job.

  • It's so weird.

  • My eyes are way too big for the face, but it kind of works in a weird way.

  • Next job.

  • I'm gonna go Thio Twitter Actually professional pug Walker.

  • You know what?

  • Technically, my videos get views while I go walk my pug.

  • So I guess I kind of am.

  • I can see he was an amazing teacher.

  • On the other hand, I also see you as a great chef for some reason.

  • You definitely need this emoji because if you ever see me cook, you obviously reas a ship.

  • A teacher, the Can you imagine what I'd look like is a teacher.

  • You don't have to.

  • We're gonna make it now.

  • But I forgot that was that.

  • Turn that off.

  • It's too creepy.

  • OK, this one shouldn't be too hard at all.

  • I just need thio duplicate this dude.

  • I literally just need toe put my head on a teacher like this.

  • That's all I need to do.

  • Easy done.

  • That's why they're like is a teacher.

  • The subjects we would learn would be click baits.

  • Um, how to make a cup of tea to the perfect color.

  • Actually, let me show you how it should be.

  • Mine is gonna be probably tanning salon if you go any higher or lower than Grant's house.

  • No, you should not be drinking tea.

  • Just drink milk.

  • You should be a music producer that also works at McDonald's at the side.

  • And then you get free foods.

  • Well, making music.

  • That's not a bad combo.

  • So many people are same music artists.

  • You know what?

  • I should make some music at some point.

  • Mirrors elbow.

  • It was kind of a joke.

  • Ball.

  • Make some a family friendly rapper.

  • You should work as a tattoo artist.

  • You could have your own place called down TDM the weird family company.

  • I'm not sure that's a good name for the business, but what would I look like Is a tattoo artist, huh?

  • I guess I would just get some face tattoos, a tea delivery service.

  • Where am I though?

  • Um, I inside the back, making all the teas.

  • And what happened to Gemma's face?

  • That's a good one.

  • Chicken nugget, man.

  • It worked.

  • I made it the ultimate chicken nugget.

  • Watch out, guys.

  • When I needed some arms, some feet and I'm ready to take over the world.

  • Let's go away.

  • I forgot something.

  • This just needs to go on here.

  • And then the chicken nugget is complete.

  • That's making a little bit brighter on the chicken nugget underneath the hair.

  • There we have.

  • It means Chicken nugget, man.

  • Definitely a legit job.

  • I can imagine your Dan TDM Dan the dentist man, Do you really think that you would want to go to the dentist's with this man?

  • The man I'm about to create, staring down at you hard you need to do is out the mosque, and then you'll be able to see the horror that would be me performing some kind of dentist work on, you know, I cut my own air off works.

  • I lost that piece of it in a severe dentist accident.

  • You see this shape right here?

  • That is exactly the same shape as this tool down here.

  • Yeah, that ain't no coincidence.

  • Something went really wrong when I was doing a normal root canal.

  • Yeah.

  • Do you want this guy facing you?

  • We'll be drilling one hand in a pokey thing in the other man.

  • Don't think so.

  • I don't I'm not sure Dentist is for me.

  • So many of you have said McDonald's employee.

  • So I guess we're gonna have to see what that looks like.

  • Dude, this is an old school McDonald's outfit cheese.

  • Okay, this one's going to be fairly easy as well.

  • I'm gonna hide the arms so I don't have to make them.

  • And I also need a hat as well.

  • Why are there so many McDonald's hats, including this one?

  • This one's actually kind of cool.

  • I would wear that.

  • That's sick and gas to be this one.

  • The one with the the head piece bit.

  • You know how you I don't even know.

  • I have literally never worn any of these kind of hats in my life.

  • I kind of want to show off the blue hair.

  • Still need a backdrop.

  • This is perfect.

  • If I just add a little bit of shadowing down here.

  • There we go, man.

  • I love photo shop.

  • That's one of the random skills I picked up from Tune YouTube on is working out.

  • Okay, there are a lot of different McDonald's.

  • I love this classic one.

  • That is awesome way.

  • Why is it flooded?

  • What happened to McDonald's?

  • McDonald's in the UK and in the U.

  • S.

  • Looks completely different, by the way, I like the look of this one.

  • This is an American one way.

  • Shouldn't it be like What's it called?

  • Like the counter McDonald's counter?

  • Yes, this is it.

  • This is it.

  • If I just call off this bit off the counter.

  • There you go.

  • Can I take your order, please?

  • Had some shading again.

  • So it looks like I'm actually in the place.

  • I'm having way too much fun with this.

  • Look, there we go.

  • That's why.

  • Would look like if I worked at McDonald's, which isn't a bad job, by the way, loads of people or just like, hey, you work in McDonald's.

  • It's a job, bro.

  • You're out that you're grinding, you make it money.

  • That's mad.

  • Respect for me.

  • What could I be next when he's gonna instagram?

  • There are 20,000 comments on this 10 my goodness.

  • You would work as a banana protector of all fruits.

  • Why is the banana in particular?

  • The protector of all fruits?

  • I was gonna make the eyes massive, but they kind of look better with my eyes on a banana.

  • This way.

  • It's already one of the weirdest things I've ever said.

  • Gotta go for this mouth.

  • I need to make it like curve the right way.

  • Though this looks like annoying orange, but annoying banana.

  • What might even do it?

  • This is why my YouTube career ends, isn't it?

  • Because I'm ended up Photoshopping.

  • My own face on a banana is ridiculous.

  • Both got a funny This is Mei Dan TDM big banana protector of fruits, Legs open on a banana.

  • Always going to be weird.

  • I think that's his kid is you're going to get my goodness.

  • Look, I searched fruit sword and look what came up.

  • These Does anyone remember these?

  • It's like a thing that you put fruit on.

  • There we go.

  • This is so dharma I think I'm gonna end up doing is some kind of photo shot work?

  • Look at this.

  • It's a masterpiece.

  • A birthday clown.

  • Because you can make people laugh.

  • I mean, I would do a clown like my face is a crime, but I know a lot of you guys don't like them.

  • So just for all of you out there, that is scared of clowns.

  • I'm not going to do it.

  • It would look good, though.

  • Scientist for traitorous.

  • Let's do it.

  • Hey, look, when I search scientist, it comes up with my own from now.

  • What is that?

  • That's that's the was some now I've ever made.

  • Wait, I've just realized that my eyes are like going opposite ways.

  • Not quite sure how that happened.

  • That's not even Photoshopped.

  • Look, it's just one layer.

  • I've just managed to go cross eyed.

  • Some of these are literally to stick in my face on those just because that's what a scientist is.

  • All I need to do is like match the colors.

  • And there you go.

  • I'm a scientist.

  • Make it super blue.

  • Blend in with the background.

  • Burn off the edge is just a little bit on Dhe.

  • I am looking at your DNA as we speak.

  • I gotta see that.

  • Actually, I think that's Ah, that's a viable option.

  • I would say Scientist looks pretty good on me.

  • I need some crazy glasses and also some big old eyebrows.

  • Though these are perfect, they actually are.

  • Look at that.

  • They match almost perfectly.

  • Boom.

  • Look at that kind of weird with for a shop, you can not just try out new jobs.

  • You can try out new glasses as well, so I don't have too much to worry about.

  • I kind of want the eyebrows, though I have just stolen someone's eyebrow It doesn't look like an eyebrow, though.

  • Does it look something completely different?

  • It's not really how I wanted it to look, but this'd eyebrow is not gonna work.

  • What if I What if I just use it on both anyway?

  • Not quite the desired effect, but you get what I mean.

  • You know, I think we've got time for one more.

  • I don't know how long this video is because these photos shops take awhile.

  • But, um thank you so much for your entry.

  • So far less so many.

  • You guys are so weird.

  • If you quit YouTube that you would have a good reason.

  • The obvious answer is that you would tend to hippos Zoo.

  • Have I ever, like shown you guys I have a love for hippos?

  • I don't know.

  • I know you.

  • And you would have a good reason to quit.

  • The only plausible one is that you have a feeling only have opposed concert.

  • Satisfy a hippo farmer.

  • That's what you want me to be.

  • Fine.

  • Let's make that our last one, right?

  • I got myself a farmer suits and I just need to stick my face in the middle.

  • We go do some shading on here.

  • So actually looks like my my face.

  • Is that the hat's How am I going to do this?

  • Actually, this this fits pretty well.

  • Yes, or I can also use my little darkening trick around the hat to make it look like it's actually there.

  • You know, this one ain't too bad.

  • I feel like the hat's too high up.

  • Mrs.

  • Newsome had adjustments.

  • Right now I can't even speak.

  • Yeah, that's definitely better.

  • And now we just need some hippos.

  • I need a name tag, actually.

  • Hello.

  • My name is the A and the man.

  • My writing is so bad here.

  • Oh, his farm.

  • A look of that.

  • You can tell.

  • I don't really write anymore.

  • So that's gonna go right here.

  • Perfect.

  • Let's add a little bit Maur shadow around this so it looks like it's really perfect.

  • Now we just need some hippos.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • Look, it's a baby hippo.

  • Look how cute that is.

  • Now this one should be perfect.

  • Is it hippo in the background?

  • We got some sun.

  • There we go.

  • There's me as a hippo farmer.

  • I even have the name tag to prove it.

  • So it's obviously rial.

  • I was gonna put a speech bubble.

  • What sounded hippo makes?

  • I literally don't know.

  • Wait, They sound like cow.

  • I guess that just like sick.

  • Don't they call them sea cows?

  • I'm no sure.

  • Hippos, everyone.

  • That's a recap of what we became today so I could have other options.

  • If I did quit YouTube, I could become the presidents of the United States is one of my personal favorites.

  • Then we have Mia's a Chicken nugget.

  • I'm not sure that was a job position.

  • I just wanted to make myself into a chicken nugget, then the dentist, the scary dentist who has a bit missing from his ear.

  • McDonald's.

  • This is also one of my favorites.

  • Looking good, buddy.

  • Next up is due Banana, which is the protector of a ll kinds of fruits of their up, a very important job that we have scientists with the dodgy eyebrows.

  • What does it look like without those eyebrows?

  • Because those are just straight up Scary.

  • Yeah, that's much better.

  • Take those eyebrows off.

  • And finally, Mia's a hippo.

  • Farmer Guys, you have been absolute legends this time.

  • That's it for this week's community challenge.

  • I'm sorry I could include many of you in this one by just took the best answers from each social media.

  • And these photo shops take a while.

  • So I hope you enjoyed it.

  • Anyway.

  • If you did, it would like to see some more community challenges.

  • Beautiful, like me.

  • Greatly appreciated.

  • Subscribe if you are brand new to keep up with new videos every single day.

  • And I have a few career options now.

  • No, I'm not quitting YouTube.

  • This was just a joke, just in theory.

  • But I have some good options left before me.

  • I'm off to go and research more things about hippos and I'll see you next time.

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如果我退出YouTube,我會成為一個_________。 (if i QUIT YOUTUBE.. i would be a _________)

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