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Thank you so much. -Happy Valentine's Day.

-That is so sweet. Thank you so much.

I appreciate that. -No, it's perfect.

I know you couldn't spend it with your one true love,

Justin Timberlake, so -- -Oh, my gosh.

-But you got to spend it with another Justin,

who's also a really good dancer.

-That's true, yeah. You're right.

-And me.

-And you, of course, which is the best.

Come on. Happy Valentine's Day, come on.

I love that you're here. -I'm so happy to be here.

-We have fun every time you're here.

Last time, we were talking about "The Politician,"

and I said how good you are in it.

And it went on to get Golden Globe nods.

Congratulations. No big deal.

No big deal. -NBD.

-NBD. You're just fantastic in it.

Did you like the Golden Globes? Was it fun?

-Yeah, they're really fun.

I mean, no one knows who I am there,

but, I mean, I don't know who anyone is, either.

I keep doing this thing where I think I know Jeff Bezos.

But I don't know Jeff Bezos.

-Wait, what? -At all.

-Wait, what are you talking about?

-Well, I've done it three times now,

and most recently at the Globes after-party,

where I walk up to him, give him --

-To the real Jeff Bezos. -To the real --

At the real Jeff Bezos.

And I hug him.

And I say,

"I'm so sorry I haven't responded to your e-mail.

I promise to get back to you."

He never e-mailed me. He doesn't know who I am.

And I go to my friends, and they're like,

"How do you know Jeff Bezos?"

And I'm like, "Oh, no. That's Jeff Bezos?

[Bleep] I did it again."

-Wait.

-Yeah, I don't know. I just keep doing it.

It's no wonder that Amazon hasn't hired me.

-But why him?

You just feel like there's some connection there,

or do you just think it's funny?

-No. I feel like he looks like someone I know.

I don't know. I don't know why.

I just -- I have a mental block. And I think I know him.

-But when you hug him, do you say, "Hi, Jeff Bezos?"

You go, "Hi." -No, no.

I don't know that it's him at the time.

-Oh, you think it's a different person you might have e-mailed.

-Maybe a friend's dad. Maybe an agent.

Maybe somebody who's not the most powerful,

richest man in the world.

I don't know. It's a mental block.

-Jeff, you have to -- you have to talk to Zoey here.

She's really cool. -I'm sorry.

-She's sorry for hugging you,

but next time, you know, respond to her e-mail.

Okay, yeah. Please. -I'm so sorry.

-And then do you go to the parties afterwards?

Are those fun?

-Yes. They're -- They're fun. They're very fun.

I got to meet Zooey Deschanel, who I'm a big fan of.

Yes, and I sometimes get e-mails that are meant for her

sent to me 'cause our names are so similar.

So, I got to exchange information so I can,

you know, forward those things on to her.

-Zoey D. and Zooey D.

-Yeah, one time I got a --

Actually, I didn't tell her this.

I got a picture texted to me of a foot,

and then like an hour later, it just said,

"Sorry, wrong Zoey D."

So... [ Laughter ]

-That's weird. -I know. I got questions.

-Wow. Do you forward those things to her?

-Now, I'm gonna. -Yeah, of course.

Any other mistakes with her that you get?

-Mista-- Um...

Oh, one time I was walking through security

at the JFK airport,

and a TSA agent was like, "Are you an elf?"

[ Light laughter ]

And I very earnestly responded, "No, sir, I'm not an elf."

And I just kept walking and thought,

"TSA agents are really asking different questions in 2020."

-Are you an elf?

Do you think they meant, "Are you in 'Elf'?"

-They meant am I an elf, which I'm not.

I'm not an elf, and I'm not in "Elf."

-Yeah, Zooey Deschanel was in "Elf,"

but she was not an elf in "Elf."

-You heard it here, folks. Right here.

-I'm confused, as well.

I want to talk about "Buffaloed."

You produce and star in this film.

Where did you hear about the script first?

-I was actually shooting a movie called "Set It Up,"

which is a rom-com on Netflix, not Amazon.

-That's right.

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-And I'm usually attracted to parts that are super different

than what I'm playing at that exact moment.

In "Set It Up," the character was super bubbly

and a people pleaser.

And "Buffaloed" she's this really greedy

and insane total opposite character.

And I was on a mission to get the movie made

and cast myself in it.

So that's why I produced it.

-Very smart. You do a great job in it.

Yeah. Tell me what --

The movie studio is doing something very interesting

with this film. -Oh, yeah. Yeah.

They've cleared $1.5 million of medical debt

to everyday Americans, which is really cool.

-So pay out debt. [ Cheers and applause ]

That's pretty cool. -Yeah.

-Can you set up the film and what it's about?

-Yes, it's about a woman who is obsessed with money

and getting out of her blue-collar existence

and finds her calling in an ethically debatable industry,

which is debt collecting.

-Yeah, and you have a great accent in the movie, by the way.

-A Buffalo accent?

Is there anyone from Buffalo here?

No, absolutely not a single soul.

Well, I'll see myself out. -No, we don't allow --

On Fridays, no one from Buffalo is allowed to our show.

It's a rule NBC made years ago. -Oh, my God, I'm an idiot.

-NBC made that rule years ago. Yeah.

-Yes, yes, I forgot the fine print.

-I've been to Buffalo many times.

-You have? -Yeah.

-Have you had some Buffalo wings?

-I actually went to the bar - - Is it the Anchor Bar?

-Anchor Bar and Duff's. -Yes.

I went to -- Yeah. I had a Buffalo wing there.

-And you liked it? -It was like, yeah, ahh!

It was amazing, yeah. Of course. It was the best.

-They're great.

They're Buffalo wings from Buffalo.

Yeah, and there are really interesting words like "jagoff,"

words that don't exist anywhere else.

-What are you doing, you jagoff?

-Yeah, you jagoff.

Who you calling a jagoff, jagoff?

-Hey, what are you looking at, jagoff?

-What are you looking at?

-It's a term of endearment, as well.

-Hey, jagoff. -Aw, thanks, jagoff.

Hey, I got something for you, too.

Here you go, jagoff. -Thanks, jagoff.