about art and the history of history.

Hey, Trevor Noah here, at home,

which is where you should all be as well.

Well, not in my home, I don't have

enough snacks for everyone, I mean in your homes.

Social distancing, #, but at the beginning of the word.

So what's the latest on coronavirus?

Well, President Trump says they found a treatment.

Governors are taking action, and spring break

is getting canceled, (gasps) dry T shirt contest.

So let's get into it, with another episode

of The Daily Social Distancing Show.

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- [Announcer] From Trevor's couch in New York City

to your couch somewhere in the world,

this is The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.

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- So people around the world have been

social distancing for a few days now.

And every day we're learning something new.

One, coronavirus is a serious disease.

Two, it's not just dangerous for old people.

And three, your relationship was

not as secure as you thought.

Yeah, it's amazing how much you discover about each other

when neither of you can ever leave!

Anyway, today was another tremendous day for the most

powerful man in the world, Donald Jehosaphat Trump.

He's the one man we're all forced to listen to

during this crisis, and everyday he reminds us

why hiring him was America's biggest mistake.

- It's very uncharted territory.

Could've been stopped, could've been stopped pretty easily

if we had known, if everybody had known about it

a number of months before people started reading about it.

Nobody knew there'd be a pandemic

or an epidemic of this proportion,

nobody's ever seen anything like this before.

- Yes, everybody including Trump,

didn't know how big this thing was,

except for Trump, who knew how big this thing was,

but didn't do anything because he didn't know

how big this thing was, it makes perfect sense.

I still don't understand why Trump bothers

stepping up to the microphone if he doesn't know anything.

Like President Trump, just let the doctors

and the scientists talk, all right?

Trump should just stand in the back like a hype man.

Dr. Fauci should be up there telling us,

the number of infected people has now risen to,

and then Trump can just be in the back like

uh huh, that's right, yeah, uh huh, corona baby.

He can be the Diddy of this shit, or the Brother Love,

I don't know which one it is right now.

Just in the back, just doing the thing.

That's all Trump needs to do,

just be a hype man, coronavirus hype man.

That's what, uh huh, people infected, you got it,

west side baby, that's all you need to do.

And I'm not just saying this to hate on Trump.

Because here's what Trump said today,

today, about a treatment for coronavirus.

- A drug called chloroquine, its is known as a malaria drug.

And it's been around for a long time.

We're going to be able to make that drug

available almost immediately,

and that's where the FDA has been so great.

They've gone through the approval process.

It's been approved.

- (gasps) What, we got the treatment,

we gonna cure it, we're gonna...

What?

He was just making that shit up?

- What the president said was

either confusing or just plain wrong.

- That's a drug that the president has

directed us to take a closer look at

to actually see if that benefits patients.

And again, we wanna do that in the setting

of a clinical trial, a large pragmatic clinical trial,

to actually gather that information,

and answer the question that needs to be asked and answered.

- If I could cover my face with my hands I would.

Because this is the most embarrassing thing ever.

The FDA commissioner openly

called the president out for making this shit up.

That's so embarrassing.

He said it, then the guy's like, no, that's not the truth.

This would be like your mother

commenting under your Facebook post.

Like, just to be clear Jeremy is not drowning in pussy,

he's currently in the basement playing Fortnite.

Mom!

Now thankfully, Trump isn't the only person

who can do something during this crisis.

While America's dealing with its incompetent in chief,

many of America's governors have started

to take matters into their own hands.

For instance, just today, and this was amazing,

in New York Governor Andrew Cuomo suspended

all mortgage payments for people in financial hardship,

and all credit card fees and ATM overdraft fees

are also suspended, which is amazing.

It's amazing for people who are struggling financially.

We have to remember that that's gonna happen

if we expect people to stay home and not work.

And by the way, that's also a rule that we should keep

long after coronavirus is gone.

Overdraft fees is a scam that should have

never existed in the first place.

How's the bank gonna charge me for giving me too much money?

If I have $20 in my account, but you let me take out $100,

that sounds like a bank's problem to me, not a me problem.

I should charge you overdraft for making me

ball out control with money I didn't have.

I was out there getting bottles.

I didn't have bottle money, that's overdraft.

Gonna tell me I owe you money, you owe me money.

Anyway, Cuomo isn't the only governor taking action.

Today the governor of Florida had to close

all the beaches, because it turns out young people

on spring break were acting like the coronavirus ain't shit.

Yeah, while the rest of us are social distancing

these kids are running out

and about saying things like this.

- Like it's really messing up with my spring break.

- I just turned 21 this year, so I'm here to party.

And trying to get drunk before everything closes!

- We still wanna come here and have fun.

- We're not real worried about it,

'cause we're on the sand, and it's an open area,

there's not a lot of door knobs

and not a lot of things you can touch.

- If I get corona, I get corona.

At the end of the day, I'm not

gonna let it stop me from partying.

- I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry, what?

You're not gonna let coronavirus stop you from,

You're not gonna let coronavirus stop you,

coronavirus is not, you don't need to let it, okay?

Coronavirus is the Harvey Weinstein of diseases.

It does not ask for consent, my friend.

Kid's making it sound like coronavirus

is gonna ask for permission before jumping into your body.

Excuse me sir, my name is corona.

Would you mind if I compromised your immune system?

Here's the thing young people need to understand.

Yes, coronavirus is most dangerous for old people.

But that doesn't mean it's not dangerous

for young people too, okay?

It can still get our ass into intensive care, all right?

It's just more dangerous for old people.

But it's still dangerous.

Think of it this way, I always make jokes

about the New York Knicks being

a bad NBA basketball team, right?

But they're bad relative to other NBA teams.

But if you and your amateur ass office team

played against them, you'd be walking off the court like,

I'm sorry Mr. Knicks, I won't make fun of you again.

So get your shit together young people.

Coronavirus ain't no joke.

Oh, speaking of young people,

Jabouki Young-White's calling me, hold on, hold on.

Let me see if I can record this.

I love Jabouki.

Yo Jabouki, what's going on, man?

- Yo Trevor, what's up, how's it going, how's it going?

You holding up? - Man,