Name: 特朗普的牛逼科羅娜療法與悲催的破春者｜每日社會距離秀。 (Trump’s Bulls**t Corona Cure & Sad Spring Breakers | The Daily Social Distancing Show)
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過去簡單式

which is where you should all be as well.

enough snacks for everyone, I mean in your homes.

Social distancing, #, but at the beginning of the word.

Well, President Trump says they found a treatment.

Governors are taking action, and spring break

is getting canceled, (gasps) dry T shirt contest.

So let's get into it, with another episode

- [Announcer] From Trevor's couch in New York City

this is The Daily Social Distancing Show with Trevor Noah.

And every day we're learning something new.

Two, it's not just dangerous for old people.

Yeah, it's amazing how much you discover about each other

Anyway, today was another tremendous day for the most

powerful man in the world, Donald Jehosaphat Trump.

He's the one man we're all forced to listen to

during this crisis, and everyday he reminds us

why hiring him was America's biggest mistake.

Could've been stopped, could've been stopped pretty easily

if we had known, if everybody had known about it

a number of months before people started reading about it.

nobody's ever seen anything like this before.

except for Trump, who knew how big this thing was,

but didn't do anything because he didn't know

how big this thing was, it makes perfect sense.

I still don't understand why Trump bothers

stepping up to the microphone if he doesn't know anything.

Like President Trump, just let the doctors

Trump should just stand in the back like a hype man.

the number of infected people has now risen to,

and then Trump can just be in the back like

uh huh, that's right, yeah, uh huh, corona baby.

He can be the Diddy of this shit, or the Brother Love,

just be a hype man, coronavirus hype man.

That's what, uh huh, people infected, you got it,

west side baby, that's all you need to do.

And I'm not just saying this to hate on Trump.

today, about a treatment for coronavirus.

- A drug called chloroquine, its is known as a malaria drug.

and that's where the FDA has been so great.

They've gone through the approval process.

to actually see if that benefits patients.

And again, we wanna do that in the setting

of a clinical trial, a large pragmatic clinical trial,

and answer the question that needs to be asked and answered.

- If I could cover my face with my hands I would.

Because this is the most embarrassing thing ever.

called the president out for making this shit up.

He said it, then the guy's like, no, that's not the truth.

Like, just to be clear Jeremy is not drowning in pussy,

he's currently in the basement playing Fortnite.

Now thankfully, Trump isn't the only person

While America's dealing with its incompetent in chief,

For instance, just today, and this was amazing,

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特朗普的牛逼科羅娜療法與悲催的破春者｜每日社會距離秀。 (Trump’s Bulls**t Corona Cure & Sad Spring Breakers | The Daily Social Distancing Show)

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