You staying?

Come.

I know that you have.

You are a mom of a beautiful two year old now two year old.

Which girl's name really?

Ruby?

So you did not go with Kona.

Nina, I know you didn't.

I suggested it many times.

And but because it's not a real may, Conan isn't a real name.

I'm curious.

I mean, are you because you're, you know, relatively new mom.

You get well, kids, we're in good shape.

Kids were fine.

The kids are gonna do very well with this virus.

It shouldn't affect them.

Cheese?

Yeah.

I mean, she's disgusting.

Like you will watch your hands and sing Happy birthday twice, and then she'll go out And just like Pa and Ma like a you know, a public fountain.

Yeah.

I don't really know when you have a toddler, it's an uphill battle.

Yeah, yeah, but I'm trying.

You see?

Do me ask.

You does Does your girl is your daughter.

Have a good sense of humor.

Does Rubio.

Is she funny?

I hope so.

I think so.

I want her to find me funny in a desperate, disgusting way.

So much, and I've been coasting on the fact that I do these animated cartoon shows that our beloved to some, some parts of the of the audience and that maybe she would be someone who would love that.

I'm a walking cartoon that lives in her house, right?

But But she's a little young for Bob's burgers.

Financial.

Just like if I was, if I didn't Elmo, she would love me.

But I try to do the voice of Elmo on.

It's not cutting it.

You can't do that voice.

It's like I, you know, just tow Ruby.

That's you that's close enough.

Seriously, I started lying to my kids in a very early age.

Are your kids a fan of, you know?

Not at all?

No.

Well, I mean, there, there, who knows?

I've really done a very good job of we don't watch the show at my house.

We don't talk about the fact that I'm on television.

I just really always wanted a really, for a long time.

One of them to think I was like a realtor, you know, and then they now they start to see things online, and they're they're some of their you know their friends obviously know who I am.

I'm huge with Children, and but no, we don't.

I don't promote that.

I'm in show business to my kids, but I always really did want to make them laugh and still D'oh, You know, like I am When they were really little, If I wasn't winning him over, I mean, when they were one, If I wasn't, they weren't laughing.

I was hurt.

I felt like I need more material, you know?

What do you project so much onto them?

So all your self hate, it's kind of reflected in them because they can't talk on there so new and fresh, right?

That's like they don't like the first thing they're seeing in this world.

That's a bad sign.

Yeah, babies.

A malcontent.

You posted a beautiful picture of Ruby drawing Court is just gorgeous.

And I love the light coming in.

Are you one of those parents?

Because this is what we all do.

I know that we did it with our kids.

They would draw anything and we would frame it.

Yeah, it didn't matter what it was.

It would be like two lines and I'd come in the next day and my wife had gone to the frame store and I'm like that frame cost money, you know?

And that's just two lines.

But everyone thinks their kid is Picasso.

Yeah, I think that since she was born, she's been very physical.

She's like, you know, she she lifted her head up right away.

She wanted to start walking.

She started walking 10 months.

He started talking.

She speaks Spanish and English.

She's until I think she's advanced on dime.

I'm desperate to get validation on it.

So whatever, I take her to the pediatrician.

I'm just waiting for her to be like Oh my God, your child so advanced.

But she won't She won't get to say that she won't Pediatrician doesn't say it, not at all.

And I'm just went At one point, I'm like, she's pretty advanced, wouldn't you say, Look, I wanted her to say, and she's like she's doing good.

I think she might be average water.

You can't get into a special school right away.