Is it OK to nominate Jacob Rees Mogg for Dick of the year this early?

No, No record.

He's probably won it.

Yeah.

Look, if you don't know what we're talking about, Jacob Reese smoke looks like he's going back to back dicks.

Hey, made this seemingly callous assessment of what happened in the Treasury.

Credible fire.

Wow!

Wow!

The only way you can get a dickless sensitive than that is to put a condom on it.

It is an election period, so I have to be careful what you say, and I have to be balanced.

What a fucking balance Strikes me is Michael Jackson's banned from some radio stations in that Jacob Rees Mogg later apologized, saying, And I quote.

What I meant to say is that I would have also listened to the fire Brigade's advice to stay in way to the time.

Don't you hate it when you say the exact opposite of the thing?

You really meant to say Rapid storms?

He was one of the first criticized Jacob Reese Marcus.

He basically said, Oi, posh, posh boy!

Shut up!

His tweet said.

And I quote, You need to resign.

You're an actual piece of shit.

I mean, in all fairness that at least something grows out of shit.

I think I need to retire the phrase piece of shit's.

It'll never fit Maura Lead and t e Like the fact he acted Jacob Reese Mark yet knowing that Jacob Reese smoke probably doesn't follow storms or know who storms The only the only musicians he follows our Johann Sebastian Bach on Wagner, Alex.

Not the guy from X factor.

Jacob.

Every robbery smoke read that tweet.

And why am I being criticized by the weather, Theo?

I'm gonna make a prediction.

You're not going to say a lot of Jacob Reese Morgan.

Take a few weeks.

Why?

Because the Tories are trying really hard to convince you they're not the nasty party.

Jacob Rees Mogg just made it look like they are.

He's gonna keep a lower profile than Michael Barrymore in a pool party.

I mean, honestly, who'd have thought the guy who was raised exclusively by his nanny might be out of touch with normal people?

Jacob Rees Mogg said it would be common sense to disobey firefighters advice during an emergency.

You know what I think?

Common sense is not saving money by wrapping a building in fucking polyester.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe Jack.

Every smoke would react better than most people in an emergency situation.

But the only way to prove that is to test it.

Go with me on proposing a high stakes episode of Crystal Maze, which Jacob Rees Mogg is locked in a burning building which is clad in twigs, dry leaves and paper Meshiai Firefighters give him advice In Oney Andrew bridging is on a landline telling him to go with your gut 30 seconds to make it out alive.

All realize that no one cares.