No, no underachieved.

Think if I could just put this home for a moment.

You You mean Shuman?

No phone contact on one of those words.

You can't say many words.

Seconds.

Your what's your tips for this one?

You have actually have a theory about this picking number.

Eyes do it again.

Five times a big number.

The big number place, son.

Well, huh?

Thank you, Jason.

I've got a scene for you.

I've chosen for you.

Return of the Jedi.

So, Jason, your Yoda could you pass those over to one of their Star Trek films?

Star Wars films show your week weeks for years.

So it's for you.

Finally.

Wait.

You can't make people put wigs on.

You've already had a nice even.

Even Hitler didn't do that.

Even if it didn't make people wear wigs.

Maybe Jason, just hold it above you.

Telling me you don't need a wig?

It's just you being in denial.

It looks like you're dreaming of.

He hasn't got any good here on the sides.

To be honest, there's not much different although others you've styled it and you just come as you are Difference between Just don't die mine.

Okay?

Jason and Sean, return of the Jedi.

That face you make.

Look, I saw old to young eyes.

No, of course.

No, I do.

Yes, I do.

Sick.

Have I become sick of?

I become dad.

It's amazing to see you turn that quickly.

Master Yoda, you can't die.

Yes, Twilights is upon me.

I've seen that film on soon night must fall.

But I need your help.

No more trading.

Do you require acting?

Training?

Most Yoda, He's star faded.

My father, Your father?

He has told you.

Did he?

Yes.

Unexpected.

This is an unfortunate unfortunate that I know the truth.

So unfortunate that you rushed to face him.

That incomplete Was your trading not ready for the burden, were you?

Well, I'm sorry.

I have another hat.

Hey, didn't might You started your own Australian who's been castrated case with all of them.

As lovely as this time.

I can actually talk to a French.

I'm not across but Australian.

Yeah.

Kingery before midnight.

Yeah, you know, just walked past it just like these.

It was nine patchy on Apache Goodman cheating with you and I write that Dame Edna, this'll be zero.

You did me a favor.

Can you stay in character when you do the math?

There's an Australian.

It's actually very offensive, like bigger than four.

Met Lindsay.

Problem stick four legged ones in the patch of the two begins.

Welcome back, short.

I'm surprised to see you here tonight.

I'm not averse to doing a sequel.

If the money's right, I'm actually more surprised that you were given the reaction to your last appearance.

What you talking about?

It wasn't good, Shawn.

You want Twitter?

It'll do.

I look like I've got 140 characters in May.

Susie has some of the feedback.

Brace yourself before you does count down.

Really scraping the barrel with this one joke.

Sean, being brick busted.

Just not funny accent.

Bad material.

Bad.

The only thing that would have made this worse is if he did it all in a suit of armor.

Busted.

How do you feel about that?

Sure.

Shell shocked.

I'm not gonna lie.

That's the best reviews of overriding me life.

Shawn.

What?

You go over the script I'm auditioning for Oh, right.

You checking out where you die?

I submit my friend Don't die in my films?

No.

If you're watching backwards while now watch your films backwards on Earth, would you?

Watching for words Once a romantic comedy.

A play year?

One of the lovers in it But I need someone to test me on the lines.

Lord lice it.

Would you do me this honor?

Yeah.

What's that along?

Gratitude.

I've taken the liberty to change the names of the characters.

Just it's easier to remember, So I'll be playing Shawn.

Okay.

Who am I playing?

Not sure.

Yeah.

Action.

Sean, I have feelings for you.

Most mainline.

As do I.

I'm never gonna remember that.

Change it to busted.

Actually, Sean, I have feelings for you.

Bustard.

I need to feel your body against mine.

No, I've gone blank.

What's me Long As do I Just not sticking.

Change that one too.

Bastard as well.

But this time, at a touch of arousal.

Mayo?

Yeah.

I need to feel your body against mine.

Busted.

It says have a kiss.

Brought be Jen's Hope you go first.

Got scripts for you there.

And I've got some props for you.

You're gonna be performing a scene from twilight.

You're gonna be.

Bella, I know you're gonna be Edward.

These for me?

You'll you'll need those.

Okay.

You could do Dadri from Curry if you'd rather isa scrapes.

Okay, on dhe.

Take it away.

Edward and Bella, you're impossibly fast and strong.

Your skin is pale white and ice cold.

You never eat or drink anything.

You don't go into the sunlight.

How old are you?

Sure?

Food.

I know what you are.

Shy it.

Vampire.

Are you afraid?

No jury.

Actually, you believe only the life.

The character Brock Camouflage, Actually, impossible.

Everything about me invites you in my voice.

My face.

No, I'm designed to kill.

I don't care.

I just You done.

Okay, Steven, You're gonna be doing a scene from diamonds are forever, Shawn, you'll be playing James Bond.

Of course on Stephen, you'll be playing the bond Girl.

There's some scripts and some props for you brought with you, huh?

So with the scene from diamonds are forever.

Take it away.

Hi.

Plenty.

Of course you are.

Plenty 02 Your father perhaps?

Would you like some help on the craps?

I mean, that's very going todo I'll take on the full odds on the 10 and 200 on the hard way.

Say you played this game before.

What accent?

My doing.

You play this game.

I went to Radha.

Say you played this game before just months.

You handle those cubes like a monkey handles coconuts.

You know something?

You're terrific guy.

A little weird, but a terrific guy.

Say, why don't we go someplace and have a drink?

A drink?

You took out that we'd like.

It was me all along the usual script.

I wanted to do a scene from when Harry met Sally.

Okay, but to make it a bit more of a challenge, I'd like you to play Sally.

John, I think this part of the show was this issue.

John in a wig.

She is so weak.

My performance.

My Now, that's what I'm yellow and you're not yellow.

That's how the professionals Daniel Day Lewis ago.

I'm yellow highlighted line.

I've never seen the film.

Where is it?

Set?

Newcastle, New York.

You know what?

I'm so glad I never got involved with you.

Where you going?

So upset.

What's the dog from the Magic Roundabout?

Why you getting so upset?

It's not about you.

Yes, it is You are a human affront to all women, and I am a woman.

I don't feel great about this, but I don't hear anyone complaining.

Go out the door too fast.

I think they have an okay time.

I think your mustache is upside down.

How do you know that?

They really what do you say?

That they fake an orgasm?

It's possible.

You don't think I could tell the difference?

No.

Get out of here.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Shove it right up my I'm going off script a bit.

The whole ham Just quickly.

I just realized this looks like if I was transitioning like Okay, Time to go across once again to dictionary corner.

Greg, what have you got for us?

When I was an educator, a zay was for many years.

I was fortunate enough.

There was a guest speaker at the school.

I talked out and it was the ex champion boxer Chris You bank.

He very kindly came in for nothing to inspire the Children on.

He did a three and 1/2 hour lecture to them.

It was unusual and it consisted of him telling some loose anecdotes, but he interspersed with very aggressive poems himself, which is shattered into the Children's faces.

You know, it was it was really inspiring.

Anyway, I realized afterwards, I didn't think I could do impressions.

I've never been to do impressions that I can do an incredible impression of Chris you bank because he inspired me that day.

I've realized that classic works of literature sound better through Eubanks voice.

Ah, what a little treat for us all.

I thought I present some to you before I do.

I'll tell you that my agent on every member of production I've spoken to on this show has made it very clear they think this is a terrible idea jumping on people.

I have to take a walk after I take a while to get Chris's voice with me.

And what a waste of time culture, please.

And what a bust of the thief of time at the age of with, um, what's the age of foolishness?

Thank you.

Think something is.

It's actually a very good Nelson Mandela.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day more lovely and more temperate?

Rough wins Just companion.

Hey, wouldn't you say pugilist a few times that.

See, that's that.

That's mean.

That's his key Word.

Wasn't tough fighter.

What's up here you're talking to May.

What the hell you're talking about a 1,000,000,000 in danger, mouth.

I know what you're thinking.

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