字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 average bar mascot. Yeah, I've got a few. So I've got my lucky thesaurus that I justice being through thick and thin with that one. My lucky calculator. So those are there? Those two lucky objects? Last thing. This fellow Tony, who is Tony? Tony's a guy I met in in the Emirates and we've really connected on. We've lost touch. Yeah, it's basically Tony's. Tony watches this. Even if it's on YouTube. Just get in touch. I thought we had way. Did have something. I didn't think it. I know we did in this world stuff here, there's only certain things what's really ghastly. So that sea to go on, that here? Yes. I couldn't do the professional team. I'm going to go hamburger. You know, Major, we have forever. And I'm not ashamed that hug you again? No, because you don't hug people. Right? Words on them, not strangers. You call him your stranger? No, I'm saying I don't hug strangers or people who look like they don't want to be hugged because it feels like that could be an assault on or I seem younger Children. Sure, we're related. So I assume people don't want to be hugged by me The danger eyes that I might not want to ever let go, you loose nut. By the end of the short, this is me loose. Wait till I tighten up you go, Theo. Main statement here is that none of you think that Dylan this guy will perform well today. Like I said, he will perform well. Does not lie. Well, okay, let's make you individually. No, but we know that as a group you're very hostile to Devon. You a captain? You predicted that you will win nine or 10 crystals in the mains. But you've never seen the crystal maze, so I'm confident, but not cocky, okay? I don't see how you've ruled out Cocky day and for damn fine also have not seen the crystal. Who? Everyone doubts. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's nothing tough. Get usedto todo you, Counsel. Find your harden up. You protect yourself in your crying your room like we all do. It hurts. Do you know? Of course I know. I seen I seen the eyes myself reflected back in you. Dylan. Thank you, Richard. Speaking of cults, what are your thoughts on Flat Earthers? I'm trying to stay out of the debate, E. I mean, you know, best of luck. Yeah, and it does seem like it's lads. Good. Stick a point. Why not? I mean, other than being wrong. I know you don't have to be right about things. It's time to combine a sounder with meat. I know Happy It's a B K. But how you can open up your pores, Can you sounded here. That's what you're asking. Yes. Is the answer pre ordered? Pretty ordered you Just every turn is a surprise with you. Wow, that's well Oh, that's good. Microbes in this meat will be coming up to temperature. Now, it seems to me that it's eating burgers, drinking beer and sitting in sound. Uh, is a violation of several health codes. Yeah, but then tell me that fries not going down. Well, how's the burger? You were probably That's right. See what happens. Stay in the rocks. And now I can smell burning. We're gonna be thrown out of here in about two minutes to get friend of Burger King. That's a low, isn't it? Yeah, That sucks. Richard, you're gonna make a good leader this evening. Your team captain, Here's the thing. How big thing with leadership. The I feel is that once you have seized power, really, all you have to do is coast, uh, the decline and blame others, and I'm gonna do that s so I think I'll be a good leader in that respect on def, something difficult comes up. Oh, I'll put it to the public, Little Dickie. I got your back. Thank you, little Dicky. I like I have a job. I have a job. A job. Please. Let's not dignify what we do by calling in the big bracket. 4% please. You feel you've been in Hollywood with Ben Stiller? My wife said when she saw that film, it looked like had won a competition. Right? Let's like I've been selected by Postal Service to be. There was a time when I was in a scene and I thought, Why spend still looking at me? A man from Zeeland, Ben. Yeah. So you light this bigger than his name. That's why. Have you seen Have you seen the showed up with a guy who says hello? Hi, and drink Tennessee while we try and have a decent conversation while people are paying a piece of money for a TV towards the show. The thing I like about this show, it doesn't always have to work. We didn't see much of the wedding meant. I like their emergency. Crips don't work. I see a ship. Captain. Skipper, you got control of the rudder. You didn't Hiccup. E freedom. It's gassy. It is guessing sometimes running next is a physical task session. Physical task. You going to pay? Um, I will do this myself one time. One time. It's very good you looked at him when I don't think you are. I'm just gonna check because I don't want to select you. Thank you. Take the hand. Oh, you're gonna pop my head. I'm not going to invade your space. Okay? She well right. That's right. Well done, Dylan. See, they're not just useless men. 10 buses, almost straightaway. Very good. Well done. Record time of recording. That is the official result. Richard, are you Are you a fan of countdown? I mean, you look as if you'd be a fan. That's very prejudicial. What does a countdown fan look like? That gloriously broad demographic? You look like you play this game because you've got glasses on that tire. Just, you know, sit back in your chair. You till you get to sit down and write. Just shoulders this young. Relax. You're not your captain. I thought that five minutes into this show, I'd be thinking. You know what? Sean is a real people person. Obviously. You're you're you're captain is eloquent and intelligent. How do you think you're going to sort of mix with that? Well, obviously, we're very different, aren't we? I wouldn't say that. Yes, I would. You go in charge of spelling the numbers and I'll deal with social interaction. Best told me there would be social interaction. Or would not this'll be the worst team ever put together? Richard, I'll start with you. What have you made up the whole Brexit stuff? Sorry, I just had an internal vote. I am going to extend my silence till June for until I've got some material. I look Brexit's bloody Brexit. We know that it's terribly exciting. Aunt, All offenses, historic theme party or grim professionalism propels us to find a place that sells beeswax body parts for devotional use promises era or what's promises? It's a Portuguese Catholic tradition whereby wax body parts abort on dhe. Subsequently plate on an altar in an act of prayer and heaving. I have troubles. The Orchard Battle Company. What's this mail? Well, that's quite a flattering portrait. A vial of our breasts. Whoever's breast. This is keeping it tight. Yeah. What's this one lap band? The throat. Oh, throat. I didn't have a slightly dodgy throat. That's the first purchase way. Okay. That's always gonna be funny, isn't it? I'll take a bladder You're taking just heinous. I don't want to discuss why I'm taking this. But your silence speaks volumes. And also my rams being like you're very conflict. Slap down a 10. I have have made it Rain to the cheetah 10. It's a short rap video. It is. I'm I will declare against thank you. Come late to solve my butt Problems at last body parts in the back way, Cantor to the 18th century church of Our Lady of Carmo. Here people want made offerings for those recovering in the adjacent hospital. Wow, this is incredible. I mean, there is such a thing as too much. I feel like Harvey Kind Thailand mainstream. You don't pay for your sins in the church. You do it in the streets round first bladder while legal advisers paired with a man of my unparalleled empathy. It's no wonder Nish starts to Theo. I have a self diagnose case of I B s. Well, your symptoms. Some mornings it's torrential volume in ferocity. Z absolutely furious. Okay, sorry. Any major regrets in life? I think we're participating in one. Um, let's see how it pans out. Richard, this is your third time on cats does countdown and you've yet to win? Yes. Are you going to do anything differently this evening? I think consistency is key in light entertainment. Often there's a tendency to reach for excellence, but a life of excellent says a boring life. I think we also need just comforting mediocrity. That's why I'm here. Um, that titter is the kind of laugh that comforts me. It's not a laugh that says, Oh, something funny happened. It just is kind of like a place marker that something occurred would acknowledge it. We didn't like it. That time has passed. And if I could reflect that Well, that's something. OK, Richard Harmony. Uh, I guess you've got to call this five. You call that five showing Harmony seven. Okay. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna let him go back to his mommy. You're a good boy. Good boy, Richard, you're five faster. Faster with an M. Fasten dude, that's so looks like an end. Well, the whole thing sometimes it's a nice idea to write down the correct letters gives you a competitive advantage. I feel like I'm just gonna turn the volume now and welcome. You did not wish to leave. I'd certainly which to leave lead lead other than money. Why are you? You see, I thought I was going to be able to do something for cancer. But the more I hear about this this game, the more I think I won't be doing anything against. I can already tell you're a whole heap of fun. I'm not expecting any volatile Iraq's attention gets any higher. It's not going to be safe. The broadcast. The first game is a physical game, thinking you are the captain. We have a little discussion. You make a great thank you way. Just take a couple of seconds to ask the team. Another question. Chuck, you feel we should just go for the big breasted straightaway on this joint. Would you rather we weren't broadcasting this? No, no, no. I'm just saying maybe we should really oughta make conferring privately. You up for the magazine? Although, to be honest, from what I'm hearing their right to spare you I'm so sorry. Yes, your time.