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  • Yeah, I've got a few.

  • So I've got my lucky thesaurus that I justice being through thick and thin with that one.

  • My lucky calculator.

  • So those are there?

  • Those two lucky objects?

  • Last thing.

  • This fellow Tony, who is Tony?

  • Tony's a guy I met in in the Emirates and we've really connected on.

  • We've lost touch.

  • Yeah, it's basically Tony's.

  • Tony watches this.

  • Even if it's on YouTube.

  • Just get in touch.

  • I thought we had way.

  • Did have something.

  • I didn't think it.

  • I know we did in this world stuff here, there's only certain things what's really ghastly.

  • So that sea to go on, that here?

  • Yes.

  • I couldn't do the professional team.

  • I'm going to go hamburger.

  • You know, Major, we have forever.

  • And I'm not ashamed that hug you again?

  • No, because you don't hug people.

  • Right?

  • Words on them, not strangers.

  • You call him your stranger?

  • No, I'm saying I don't hug strangers or people who look like they don't want to be hugged because it feels like that could be an assault on or I seem younger Children.

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  • Main statement here is that none of you think that Dylan this guy will perform well today.

  • Like I said, he will perform well.

  • Does not lie.

  • Well, okay, let's make you individually.

  • No, but we know that as a group you're very hostile to Devon.

  • You a captain?

  • You predicted that you will win nine or 10 crystals in the mains.

  • But you've never seen the crystal maze, so I'm confident, but not cocky, okay?

  • I don't see how you've ruled out Cocky day and for damn fine also have not seen the crystal.

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  • Everyone doubts.

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  • It hurts.

  • Do you know?

  • Of course I know.

  • I seen I seen the eyes myself reflected back in you.

  • Dylan.

  • Thank you, Richard.

  • Speaking of cults, what are your thoughts on Flat Earthers?

  • I'm trying to stay out of the debate, E.

  • I mean, you know, best of luck.

  • Yeah, and it does seem like it's lads.

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  • Stick a point.

  • Why not?

  • I mean, other than being wrong.

  • I know you don't have to be right about things.

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  • Microbes in this meat will be coming up to temperature.

  • Now, it seems to me that it's eating burgers, drinking beer and sitting in sound.

  • Uh, is a violation of several health codes.

  • Yeah, but then tell me that fries not going down.

  • Well, how's the burger?

  • You were probably That's right.

  • See what happens.

  • Stay in the rocks.

  • And now I can smell burning.

  • We're gonna be thrown out of here in about two minutes to get friend of Burger King.

  • That's a low, isn't it?

  • Yeah, That sucks.

  • Richard, you're gonna make a good leader this evening.

  • Your team captain, Here's the thing.

  • How big thing with leadership.

  • The I feel is that once you have seized power, really, all you have to do is coast, uh, the decline and blame others, and I'm gonna do that s so I think I'll be a good leader in that respect on def, something difficult comes up.

  • Oh, I'll put it to the public, Little Dickie.

  • I got your back.

  • Thank you, little Dicky.

  • I like I have a job.

  • I have a job.

  • A job.

  • Please.

  • Let's not dignify what we do by calling in the big bracket.

  • 4% please.

  • You feel you've been in Hollywood with Ben Stiller?

  • My wife said when she saw that film, it looked like had won a competition.

  • Right?

  • Let's like I've been selected by Postal Service to be.

  • There was a time when I was in a scene and I thought, Why spend still looking at me?

  • A man from Zeeland, Ben.

  • Yeah.

  • So you light this bigger than his name.

  • That's why.

  • Have you seen Have you seen the showed up with a guy who says hello?

  • Hi, and drink Tennessee while we try and have a decent conversation while people are paying a piece of money for a TV towards the show.

  • The thing I like about this show, it doesn't always have to work.

  • We didn't see much of the wedding meant.

  • I like their emergency.

  • Crips don't work.

  • I see a ship.

  • Captain.

  • Skipper, you got control of the rudder.

  • You didn't Hiccup.

  • E freedom.

  • It's gassy.

  • It is guessing sometimes running next is a physical task session.

  • Physical task.

  • You going to pay?

  • Um, I will do this myself one time.

  • One time.

  • It's very good you looked at him when I don't think you are.

  • I'm just gonna check because I don't want to select you.

  • Thank you.

  • Take the hand.

  • Oh, you're gonna pop my head.

  • I'm not going to invade your space.

  • Okay?

  • She well right.

  • That's right.

  • Well done, Dylan.

  • See, they're not just useless men.

  • 10 buses, almost straightaway.

  • Very good.

  • Well done.

  • Record time of recording.

  • That is the official result.

  • Richard, are you Are you a fan of countdown?

  • I mean, you look as if you'd be a fan.

  • That's very prejudicial.

  • What does a countdown fan look like?

  • That gloriously broad demographic?

  • You look like you play this game because you've got glasses on that tire.

  • Just, you know, sit back in your chair.

  • You till you get to sit down and write.

  • Just shoulders this young.

  • Relax.

  • You're not your captain.

  • I thought that five minutes into this show, I'd be thinking.

  • You know what?

  • Sean is a real people person.

  • Obviously.

  • You're you're you're captain is eloquent and intelligent.

  • How do you think you're going to sort of mix with that?

  • Well, obviously, we're very different, aren't we?

  • I wouldn't say that.

  • Yes, I would.

  • You go in charge of spelling the numbers and I'll deal with social interaction.

  • Best told me there would be social interaction.

  • Or would not this'll be the worst team ever put together?

  • Richard, I'll start with you.

  • What have you made up the whole Brexit stuff?

  • Sorry, I just had an internal vote.

  • I am going to extend my silence till June for until I've got some material.

  • I look Brexit's bloody Brexit.

  • We know that it's terribly exciting.

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  • What's this mail?

  • Well, that's quite a flattering portrait.

  • A vial of our breasts.

  • Whoever's breast.

  • This is keeping it tight.

  • Yeah.

  • What's this one lap band?

  • The throat.

  • Oh, throat.

  • I didn't have a slightly dodgy throat.

  • That's the first purchase way.

  • Okay.

  • That's always gonna be funny, isn't it?

  • I'll take a bladder You're taking just heinous.

  • I don't want to discuss why I'm taking this.

  • But your silence speaks volumes.

  • And also my rams being like you're very conflict.

  • Slap down a 10.

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  • It's a short rap video.

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  • I'm I will declare against thank you.

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  • Here people want made offerings for those recovering in the adjacent hospital.

  • Wow, this is incredible.

  • I mean, there is such a thing as too much.

  • I feel like Harvey Kind Thailand mainstream.

  • You don't pay for your sins in the church.

  • You do it in the streets round first bladder while legal advisers paired with a man of my unparalleled empathy.

  • It's no wonder Nish starts to Theo.

  • I have a self diagnose case of I B s.

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  • Some mornings it's torrential volume in ferocity.

  • Z absolutely furious.

  • Okay, sorry.

  • Any major regrets in life?

  • I think we're participating in one.

  • Um, let's see how it pans out.

  • Richard, this is your third time on cats does countdown and you've yet to win?

  • Yes.

  • Are you going to do anything differently this evening?

  • I think consistency is key in light entertainment.

  • Often there's a tendency to reach for excellence, but a life of excellent says a boring life.

  • I think we also need just comforting mediocrity.

  • That's why I'm here.

  • Um, that titter is the kind of laugh that comforts me.

  • It's not a laugh that says, Oh, something funny happened.

  • It just is kind of like a place marker that something occurred would acknowledge it.

  • We didn't like it.

  • That time has passed.

  • And if I could reflect that Well, that's something.

  • OK, Richard Harmony.

  • Uh, I guess you've got to call this five.

  • You call that five showing Harmony seven.

  • Okay.

  • All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna let him go back to his mommy.

  • You're a good boy.

  • Good boy, Richard, you're five faster.

  • Faster with an M.

  • Fasten dude, that's so looks like an end.

  • Well, the whole thing sometimes it's a nice idea to write down the correct letters gives you a competitive advantage.

  • I feel like I'm just gonna turn the volume now and welcome.

  • You did not wish to leave.

  • I'd certainly which to leave lead lead other than money.

  • Why are you?

  • You see, I thought I was going to be able to do something for cancer.

  • But the more I hear about this this game, the more I think I won't be doing anything against.

  • I can already tell you're a whole heap of fun.

  • I'm not expecting any volatile Iraq's attention gets any higher.

  • It's not going to be safe.

  • The broadcast.

  • The first game is a physical game, thinking you are the captain.

  • We have a little discussion.

  • You make a great thank you way.

  • Just take a couple of seconds to ask the team.

  • Another question.

  • Chuck, you feel we should just go for the big breasted straightaway on this joint.

  • Would you rather we weren't broadcasting this?

  • No, no, no.

  • I'm just saying maybe we should really oughta make conferring privately.

  • You up for the magazine?

  • Although, to be honest, from what I'm hearing their right to spare you I'm so sorry.

  • Yes, your time.

  • I don't know.

  • We are going to nominate West for this physical.

  • What changed?

  • We decided on and taking the mega crystal for the first game.

  • You've dropped me at the joy of saying Would you like tea?

  • Oh, you want to say Anyway, would you like to make a size?

  • Richard?

  • I like him.

  • You like Donald Trump?

  • I mean, more and more.

  • I Jessica, I'm really enjoying his work.

  • Feel to be able to be an idiot on that level is incredible.

  • And it makes you relate.

  • It really doesn't matter.

  • Nothing matters.

  • And I find that reassuring.

  • It's gonna be fine because someone doesn't even know who he is in the meeting with.

  • And it's It's fine.

  • I mean, what happened?

  • Nothing happened.

  • It's fine.

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  • Thank you.

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  • Using that spoon just in an attempt to short circuit our senses and then on the way stall anymore.

  • Okay.

  • Ready?

  • Yep.

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  • I have to choose.

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  • So it's about Doesn't remind you a little bit like chicken.

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  • Someone said this chicken.

  • What's wrong with this?

  • This'll be wonderful.

  • Seems really eye opening on.

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  • I don't think it can be done.

  • You get it even close.

  • I tried.

  • I got seven.

  • They don't think it could be done.

  • Do you think you definitely did it?

  • Okay, Richard, take the 10 and square it allowed in Countdown, actually, Can you, um, Cuba.

  • Sorry.

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  • I'd like you to square the fine for me, please.

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  • In one of those things, you could actually be done.

  • No, it's just being done.

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  • I definitely have a physique.

  • Of course you have.

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  • I'm gonna back.

  • You hear?

  • You know how much time do you think you got in here, huh?

  • 49 minutes.

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  • Well done.

  • You're more than welcome.

  • Thank you.

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  • This'll go straight through the rib cage.

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  • The first when Finland was part of Russia 50 years before salty licorice blow up, right?

  • Yeah.

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  • God, it's like swallowing Flem.

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  • Is there a black market still want their sausages?

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  • But still, it's now.

  • Okay, it's fine.

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